Help me to have the memory of an elephant, and by some miracle let me do all things at once. Grant me the foresight not to destroy when I am told to, records that will be asked for within the next few days.
Everyone has those things about them that make them extremely unique — I have two things. Before I get into them, I would like you to realize that I have a very strange sense of humor — I wanted to do this post because sometimes I can’t hold in what I’m thinking. 290 more words