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Breakfast blend?!

“The President falls off the wagon after 15 years of clean living, and you want to serve him breakfast blend?! Breakfast blend?!”

Like if you get the reference! 8 more words


Night Before Christmas!

Mrs Thieme wrote her own version of ‘The night before Christmas!” ( for parents)

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

There was absolute chaos, just pity the poor mouse. 412 more words

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What's your most embarrassing moment involving sex?

I guess this would fall under the category of “The crazy shit that goes through my mind!”…

A friend of mine back in the day when I was living in Wyoming wanted to go to the local rock club with his girlfriend and wanted to make it a double date. 484 more words

Funny Things

This is how you do Christmas cards when you're single...

Every year I get adorable photo Christmas cards from friends and family while thinking that no one would want a photo card of just me. Well, a girl named… 50 more words

20 Random Acts Of Sarcasm Will Make You Laugh

Dang, Siri. That’s cold.

These are 20 completely random act of sarcasm that’ll make you LOL for days.

I don’t think grandma “got” this sign.  41 more words

Amazing Facts

Things I've learnt this year...

As I approach my 27th birthday on Sunday, I’ve been reflecting on some things I’ve learnt this year… Here’s a few of them:
– at this age I’m discovering that my body is not as flexible as it was 12 months ago… 222 more words


I was just at Walgreens, planning on stepping up my female game and trying out an eyelash curler. I didn’t really think about the purchase any more than just eyelash curler curls eyelashes. 44 more words