London kind and funny
Piers Morgan walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, ‘Off course sir, feel free to ask for help if you need it’
1 day, 3 hours
I was in good position to win the International shoelace-tying championships yesterday ,
But I buckled under the pressure.
2 days, 3 hours
3 days, 3 hours
BT keep phoning me trying to sell me their Infinity broadband.
I can’t see an end to it.
4 days, 2 hours
I was reluctant to go to my local alcoholics anonymous meetings.
It took a lot of bottle to admit my problems…
1 week, 6 days
It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you
realise that there’s always a way to solve problems without using violence.”
2 weeks, 1 day
2 weeks, 2 days