London kind and funny
When I was working at Tesco today, a customer was being rude to me, so I scanned him in the eyes with the barcode reader. 12 more words
The man who invented the iPhone battery has died.
His funeral will take plac
I was nervous starting my new job as a street cleaner yesterday.
Luckily I picked things up straight away.
I don’t trust staircases.
They’re always up to something.
I got a job recently making fake Identities.. But I soon came to realise, it’s not who I am.
3 days, 23 hours
The guy I work with has really bad spots all over his face.
He has the nickname E9
It’s the london postcode for acne
6 days, 23 hours
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding.
I could feel the weightlifting from my shoulders.
1 week, 1 day