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The guy I work with has really bad spots all over his face.
He has the nickname E9

It’s the london postcode for acne

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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding.

I could feel the weightlifting from my shoulders.

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My girlfriend says I commit to things too quickly.

She sounds just like my fourth wife.

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What’s the best way to prevent crying when chopping an onion?

Don’t form an emotional bond with the onion prior to cutting.

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I asked this bird back to my place, and she was looking through my books.

“How come you’ve got so many copies of ‘War and Peace?’” she asked. 7 more words

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Patient: Doctor, doctor. I’ve come out in spots like cherries on a cake.

Doctor: Ah, you must have analogy.

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A facebook friend has died.

We’re all shocked. It’s such sad news. He was brilliant on it. One of the best.

We’ll never see his like again

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