London kind and funny
I believe a lot of conflict could have been avoided in the Wild West if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone…
22 hours, 27 minutes
I asked my wife to buy me some cod today but she came back with some sort of fish that cost half the price.
1 day, 22 hours
I was shocked when my daughter told me she was going to marry a witch doctor.
“Why do you want to do that?” I said. … 6 more words
2 days, 21 hours
Piers Morgan walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, ‘Off course sir, feel free to ask for help if you need it’
I was in good position to win the International shoelace-tying championships yesterday ,
But I buckled under the pressure.
1 week, 1 day
1 week, 2 days
BT keep phoning me trying to sell me their Infinity broadband.
I can’t see an end to it.
1 week, 3 days