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I believe a lot of conflict could have been avoided in the Wild West if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone…

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I asked my wife to buy me some cod today but she came back with some sort of fish that cost half the price.

Bloody cheapskate.

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I was shocked when my daughter told me she was going to marry a witch doctor.

“Why do you want to do that?” I said. … 6 more words

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Piers Morgan walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, ‘Off course sir, feel free to ask for help if you need it’

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I was in good position to win the International shoelace-tying championships yesterday ,

But I buckled under the pressure.

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I was in good position to win the International shoelace-tying championships yesterday ,

But I buckled under the pressure.

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BT keep phoning me trying to sell me their Infinity broadband.

I can’t see an end to it.

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