London kind and funny
In Tribute to the passing of Bob Crow. I’ll walk to work tomorrow. It’s what he always wanted!
10 hours, 3 minutes
The ironic thing about eating toast in bed is that it soon turns into a crumb pit.
1 day, 10 hours
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
2 days, 9 hours
My wife claimed that onions couldn’t make her cry providing she had a teaspoon in her mouth.
I told her that this theory was absolute nonsense and asked her to prove it. 34 more words
5 days, 10 hours
Looking forward to getting paid so I can finally buy some deodorant.
Roll on Friday.
6 days, 10 hours
A Banker, A Daily Mail reader and a refugee are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the daily mail reader, Watch out for the refugee, he wants your biscuit.
I oink, therefore I ham
1 week, 1 day