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I was in the Bank earlier.

The Woman behind the Counter started singing “Downtown”.

I thought to myself , “What a Peculiar Clerk”.

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Whatever you do, don’t drink the varnish.

It’ll be a sad end – but a beautiful finish.

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I’ve decided to take up fell-walking in a bid to get fitter.

It’s going well so far, last night I fell twice walking back from the pub.

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I’ve just read a book on how dramatically footballers’ wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.

It’s a real WAGS to witches story.

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So a woman was caught at an airport trying to smuggle three kilo’s of cocaine in her bra..

Talk about a drugs bust.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

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Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back

Funny Thought For The Day