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When I was working at Tesco today, a customer was being rude to me, so I scanned him in the eyes with the barcode reader. 12 more words

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The man who invented the iPhone battery has died.

His funeral will take plac

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I was nervous starting my new job as a street cleaner yesterday.

Luckily I picked things up straight away.

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I don’t trust staircases.

They’re always up to something.

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I got a job recently making fake Identities.. But I soon came to realise, it’s not who I am.

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The guy I work with has really bad spots all over his face.
He has the nickname E9

It’s the london postcode for acne

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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding.

I could feel the weightlifting from my shoulders.

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