… to get you smiling before your lunch break:
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“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”
Yes This Happened: It’s not every day that I would admit to taking advice from a baby, but if this little guy told me that pooping my pants would help me with the ladies, food airplanes of beans would be landing in my mouth every second. 25 more words
You’re an engineer? I hate trains.
You went to school to be a lawyer? Seriously? Why do you need a degree for that?
You’re an architect? 148 more words