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I Don't Feel Comfortable With the Friends You're Making...

I Don’t Feel Comfortable With the Friends You’re Making…. Funny Story!


Wine-O Wednesday.

It’s Wine-O Wednesday and the husband is at work, so I’m going to drink as much wine as I can and dance around the kitchen… 107 more words


: the scourge of summer :

Frequent readers are aware of my deep and abiding love for summer. I don’t knock it. Not under any circumstances. I don’t complain of the heat. 282 more words



I applied for a job at a school as a substitute teacher.
I was hired and put in a classroom with substitute students.


9 Unlucky Things That Are Fun To Fantasize Happening To Your Ex

It may not have ended on the best of terms, but you certainly don’t want your ex dead or dying. You’re better than that. Plus after some good crying, breakup movies, sad song shower singing, complaining to your friends, and the passage of time, you’ve come to realize that you’re far better off without the bum. 1,751 more words

Trio of Kid Movers Run Circles Around Dawdling, Fish-Murdering Adults

Island Packet — If anyone out there ever needs moving help, if you find yourself in need of serious box-toting muscle and seemingly boundless energy, may I humbly suggest forgoing all those moving companies with their sons and calling my 10-year-old and his cousins Sophie, 11, and Eva, 9. 186 more words

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DFW Goatman Back In The Metroplex? These Calls Prove it!

The 45th anniversary of Goatman is this month, and Dallas Morning News did a piece recapping the history of Goatman. We got some calls on Goatman sightings, and it was glorious. 48 more words