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EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT! Evening folks. As Rask points out below (look now! I’ll be here when you come back.), tomorrow begins the season. With that, MYFO is taking the opportunity to kick… more →

Melt Your Face-Off

Project Restore: The NHL — 26 comments

sparty wrote 9 months ago: I still think 75% of the sports world has no idea that the regular season began for the NHL last wee … more →

Tags: NHL, Fixing the NHL

The New NHL.com: It's Mission Impossible 2 — 6 comments

Hextall454 wrote 9 months ago: I remembering seeing Mission: Impossible in the theater some 12 years ago.  (What else was I going … more →

Tags: NHL, Hextall454, What the fuck were you thinking?, Mats Sundin, MYFO Classic Movie Adaptations

Apparently, The Members of Def Leppard Enjoy Having Sugar Poured On Them By 10-Year-Old Vietnamese Girls — 13 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 9 months ago: God Save the Queens As many of you know, there is a big to-do scheduled for October 9th in Detr … more →

Tags: NHL, Weed Against Speed, Wrong Wrong Wrong, What the fuck were you thinking?, Giving unsolicited advice to professionals, necrophilia, Def Leppard

You Can Almost Smell the Sweaty Shinpads — 6 comments

lenoceur wrote 10 months ago: Enough of this fucking summer already. Training camps are opening soon, which means that there will … more →

Tags: LeNoceur, Please excuse our lack of material, previews

Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through! — 7 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 10 months ago: Before I begin, I’m guest-hosting over at GoingFiveHole today. Drop by and show them some MYF … more →

Tags: Lightning, Reasonable Doubt, This will all end in tears, Quick hits before Fay blows me out to sea, blatant homerism

NHL Network To Commemorate The Trade That Ruined The NHL — 1 comment

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Twenty years ago this week, Wayne Gretzky was traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Ki … more →

Tags: Weed Against Speed, Bad MS Paint, NHL Network, Wayne Gretzky

MYFO Open Letter Series: Sean Avery gets the Sean Avery Treatment — 8 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 11 months ago: Yanno, I’m a pretty patient guy. I bide my time. I wait my turn. I give people plenty of room … more →

Tags: Reasonable Doubt, rants, Being Serious for a Change, What the fuck were you thinking?, Giving unsolicited advice to professionals, sean avery, Open Letter Series, Breaking Kayfabe

Gary Bettman: Great Commissioner? Or GREATEST COMMISSIONER EVER? — 2 comments

lenoceur wrote 11 months ago: The NHL owners are conducting one of their periodic performance reviews of NHL Commissioner Gary Be … more →

Tags: NHL, LeNoceur, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, Awards, Just Go Away, Boots, He makes Bud Selig look SMRT

Escape from Hockeytown, Part VI — 3 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Back by “popular” demand (and by “popular”, I mean a few of my fellow edito … more →

Tags: Not Hockey, Weed Against Speed, Lazy column ideas, MYFO Classic Movie Adaptations, No One's Going to Get This, escape from new york, Darren McCarty as Snake Plissken, Escape from Hockeytown, Gordie Howe as the Cabbie

A MYFO Special Announcement: Gary Bettman Is...Retiring? — 8 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Gary Bettman, since he truly has little else to do, has been watching the Brett Favre retirement/un … more →

Tags: NHL, Weed Against Speed, Retirement, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, Don't Ever Follow Brett Favre's Lead On Anything

Cashblowing...with Scott Niedermayer? — 7 comments

Hextall454 wrote 11 months ago: Picture this scenario. Last summer, you went to the beach.  Since beaches tend to be fantastic plac … more →

Tags: Ducks, Hextall454, Scott Niedermayer

Stream of Consciousness Rant — 13 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 11 months ago: Afternoon, folks. As you no doubt are aware from our day of circle-jerking, today is MYFO’s b … more →

Tags: Reasonable Doubt, Not necessarily funny, RD's Stream of Consciousness, Fuck I'm tired

NHL Quakes in Its 'Boots' Following Major Defection to Russia — 4 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: As MYFO reported previously, the NHL initially professed little worry that a new Russian profession … more →

Tags: Islanders, LeNoceur, Free Agency, Across the pond hockey, There go the Islanders' playoff hopes

MYFO Liveblog: The NHL Draft — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: Hey there, friends! Tonight we’ll be liveblogging the NHL Draft, as advertised. Be sure to jo … more →

Tags: Reasonable Doubt, Guerrilla Blogging, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, What the fuck were you thinking?, This won't end well, Liveblogging, Losing the Steven Stamkos Sweepstakes, This is How History is Made, NHL Draft

Escape from Hockeytown, Part V

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: We now continue with MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptation of Escape from New York. In today’s segment, S … more →

Tags: Not Hockey, Weed Against Speed, Lazy column ideas, No One's Going to Get This, escape from new york, Darren McCarty as Snake Plissken, Escape from Hockeytown, Gordie Howe as the Cabbie

Bad Credit? No Problem! The NHL Approves EVERYONE! — 3 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: William “Boots” DelBiaggio, who was recently approved by the NHL Board of Governors as … more →

Tags: News, predators, LeNoceur, What the fuck were you thinking?, This will all end in tears, One for the ladies

MYFO Exclusive: David Stern Talks Playoffs — 3 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: The Stanley Cup Finals may be over, but the NBA Finals are just getting under way tonight. When off … more →

Tags: Not Hockey, LeNoceur, Guerrilla Blogging, don't sue me, NHL Referees, Playoffs, Bad Journalism, David Stern

Do You Believe in Probable Outcomes? YES!!!! — 6 comments

Hextall454 wrote 1 year ago: And just like that, your intrepid MYFO editors step away from their keyboards, take a deep breath, … more →

Tags: red wings, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, MYFO Gang, Playoffs, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

MYFO Liveblog: Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: If you think I’m going to use that goddamned overtime cat again, you’re nuts. That was … more →

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Not necessarily funny, Liveblogging, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, Playoffs, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas


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