The Machines do not care that it is almost Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers.
Their plans for The Robot Apocalypse do not grind to a halt simply because the humans they wish to enslave take a day off to stuff themselves with turkey. 422 more words
How it should have gone:
Geek Squad Mike: How can I help you?
Me: I’ll start at the beginning, shall I? Here we go. In April, or maybe even March, I came in with my laptop because the battery was shutting the machine off at 70% power. 213 more words