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Nine Deuce's pants on fire, also hanging from a telephone wire.
This afternoon, I had just gotten done telling Davetavius that I don’t want to engage in personal Internet scuffles of any kind (since it’s narcissistic, juvenile, and counterproductive) w… more →
Rage Against the Man-chine
Nine Deuce's pants on fire, also hanging from a telephone wire.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 week ago: This afternoon, I had just gotten done telling Davetavius that I don’t want to engage in perso … more →
Dude, did you take a picture of yourself fucking a pizza?
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Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: I’m a half-assed vegan. That means I edit the list of things I will and won’t eat at wil … more →
The World Hates People with Vaginas, Part 1: The Donkey Punch
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Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Hello, everyone, and welcome to part one of my new series that will never, ever end, The World Hates … more →
An Open Letter to Crystal Deodorant Company
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Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Dear people who make rocks for use as deodorant, I’m on board with your product. Aluminum chlo … more →
MTV: Sex, Drugs, and (almost no) Rock and Roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 4)
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Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: Good news, everybody! It’s now OK to watch MTV! Why, might you ask? Because it turns out that … more →
Please, somebody, come and defend Kink.com. I triple-dog dare you.
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Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: This post contains some fucked up shit. Please be warned and think carefully about whether you want … more →
This almost made me cry, and I'm no crybaby. (Part 2)
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Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: Here’s another excerpt I came across in reading submissive women’s blogs last night. Thi … more →
This almost made me cry, and I'm no crybaby. (Part 1)
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: I’ve been reading around to get some women’s perspectives on BDSM and I came across this … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 4: Bullshit Posturing
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: Sorry for the delay. I just forgot to finish this series and got carried away with telling everyone … more →
Dov Charney thinks you're stupid.
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: The American Apparel ad I posted about yesterday was so outrageous that I almost thought it was a jo … more →
Dov Charney is an MRA. Pardon me if I don't faint with surprise.
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: Would you LOOK at this fucking American Apparel ad: In case you can’t read that text, it says, … more →
Tennessee: Home of Ralphie May and the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: I know I have readers in Tennessee, and that Tennessee is a lovely place. I drove through Tennessee … more →
What the Fuck of the Week: Ashley Madison
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: Has anyone but me seen a commercial for this dating agency Ashley Madison? Here’s the ad, but … more →
Porn Part 9: The Opposite of Dudishness Is Not Prudishness
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Nine Deuce wrote 6 months ago: Thanks to jetlag I’m up at 5 AM, which means I’ve got time to blog. I know — you’re all pumped … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 3: Some of the Data
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Nine Deuce wrote 7 months ago: The respondents to the personal ad I mentioned in the first post fell into three rough categories, w … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 2: The Problem with Kink
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Nine Deuce wrote 7 months ago: BDSM is two parts hilarious, three parts terrifying. It’s hilarious for a lot of reasons, chie … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 1: Some Background and a Few Warnings
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Nine Deuce wrote 7 months ago: I fancied myself a real iconoclast when I was a teenager. I had pink hair, lots of holes in my ears … more →
Porn Part 8: Rights vs. Privileges
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Nine Deuce wrote 8 months ago: There is a lot of confusion in the world today as to what constitutes a “right.” Seriously, if you t … more →
Porn Part 7: It Takes Two
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Nine Deuce wrote 8 months ago: I thought I was done with this series, but I guess I’ll never be. It’s kind of like the … more →
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