It’s true! Clearly, dear readers, you have been neglecting your charity work this holiday season. Why not take some time out of your leisurely, Recession-era shopping (“That’ll be … more →
Sassafras JunctionSorcia MacNasty wrote 2 weeks ago: It’s true! Clearly, dear readers, you have been neglecting your charity work this holiday sea … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 1 month ago: My poor mother was dragged, by my father, to a Republican enclave in The Villages (picture Village o … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 1 month ago: Yes, Sass-fans, in that order. I awoke to this bright, crispy Fall morning and began it the RIGHT w … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 2 months ago: Well Sass-fans, it’s that time of year again. Yes, once more we’ll be confronted with a … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 2 months ago: A few days ago, I noticed that someone had jammed a brambly tree limb, its tip thoughtfully wrapped … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 2 months ago: Look, I am happy for anyone who reads for fun. You know, reading novels, for pleasure, instead of f … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 2 months ago: For probably some of the same sad reasons that young girls turn to being whores and shooting heroin … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 3 months ago: So, good news: I have a new fan with a hilarious site, making fun of some shit I hate the most … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 5 months ago: I was trying fruitlessly to drag my dog out of poison oak while listening to The All-American Reject … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 5 months ago: Inspired equally by this post courtesy of ThinkinFYou and the despairing idiocy of my devil children … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 6 months ago: Ok, young punk-ass hood rat Generation Zero, listen up. Just because you all only remember poor old … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 6 months ago: … as proven by this delightful new favorite thing ever, Awkward Family Photos! Hours of fun f … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 6 months ago: No, dear readers, don’t get excited — Cunt Island is not a place. Well. Not yet, anyway. … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 7 months ago: Lord, ya’ll. First things first: I am so sorry I’ve been on hiatus for the last week. … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 8 months ago: Because no one has ever accused me nor the delightfully obscene and irreverent Lily Allen of being … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 8 months ago: Because God was busy killing puppies and not curing cancers, He overlooked the fact that a terrible … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 9 months ago: Ok, so if you have small children in the room, now might be a good time to encourage them to go hide … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 9 months ago: Here’s a brief run-down on how we became the home-owners of two properties: My husband trolled … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 10 months ago: So, as I’ve probably mentioned before, my dog is a lady dog. Her full name (a direct result o … more →