Minutes spent commuting, daily: 150 I made my landlord cry. It wasn’t intentional, and I really wish I hadn’t. I was running late! I blame it on BYOB. Setting an alarm on a Saturday is alr… more →
Reluctant Wunderkind - Man VS Manhattan, Year 1reluctantwunderkind wrote 11 months ago: Minutes spent commuting, daily: 150 I made my landlord cry. It wasn’t intentional, and I reall … more →
reluctantwunderkind wrote 1 year ago: Days Until Halloween: 342 I throw up when extremely angry. This action is not often coterminous with … more →
reluctantwunderkind wrote 1 year ago: Days Since Leaving New York: 92 Pussy is a total turn off. I think that’s been a fact in my li … more →
reluctantwunderkind wrote 1 year ago: Days without an update: 18 Wow, time flies when you’re on drugs. At least I think that’s the case fo … more →
reluctantwunderkind wrote 1 year ago: Day 100! New York City kicks ass and, not surprisingly, no city kicks your ass quite like New York. … more →
reluctantwunderkind wrote 1 year ago: Day 59 There are approximately 13 million Jews worldwide. Most of them currently work in television. … more →