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This Is Why You're Not Getting Laid...

Erin wrote 2 days ago: Let me note here: The person I had a dream about was the very same person who has been aggressively … more →

Tags: Erin's Random Thoughts, boys are dumb, Flirting, Game On!, Girls Rock!, sex, twitter

WATCH OUT! TV SHOWS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND1 comment

kybrandrew wrote 1 week ago: With the sun going down so early  and ‘New Moon’ coming up so soon these days, who has t … more →

Tags: indie rock, brandon swarthout, kyley quinn, Portland, portland night life, Hot Girls, Deals, new moon, twilight

WARM UP YOUR FUCKING HEAD WITH FACIAL HAIR AND HATS THIS WINTER!

kybrandrew wrote 2 weeks ago: “Nice hat, asshole!”  is what I remember shouting out the passenger side of my best frie … more →

Tags: 2009, Art, Beer, brandon swarthout, Cool guys, Deals, Douche Bags, Gentleman, Hipster

THURSDAY IS THE NEW FRIDAY?

kybrandrew wrote 1 month ago: yeah right! whoever invented that piece-of-shit phrase hasn’t experienced MFP on a friday morn … more →

Tags: 2009, Beer, brandon swarthout, craigslist, Deals, Douche Bags, Gentleman, Good deals, Hipster

'BALLOON BOY' INFLUENCED BY 'WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE'?2 comments

kybrandrew wrote 1 month ago: you guys hear about this shit?! so i’m listening to the radio in my porsche this morning and i … more →

Tags: how to get girls, Modern Art, brandon swarthout, kyley quinn, Portland, Portland Restaurants, Art, balloon, Balloon Boy

Advice from the Goddess18 comments

delicate flower wrote 2 months ago: Good morning gentle readers, Goddess of the Garden here. I was overseeing the blog world this mornin … more →

Tags: Advice from the Goddess, Relationships, honesty, Mission Statements, Erectile Dysfunction

The What's What, Volume 67

metacognitionist wrote 2 months ago: How do you get laid at a party?  What do you say?  “Hey, would you like to go to my room? … more →

Tags: Patrick Kelliher, HBO, True Blood, PS3, Bible, Time Travel, Resurrection, Sex and the City, dynamic themes

Ten must-fucking haves for fall/winter 2009/10!5 comments

kybrandrew wrote 2 months ago: What’s going down guys? It’s raining?  Back to school savings at ross dress for less?  H … more →

Tags: Awesome, Good deals, treefort, Hotshot, how to get girls, Modern Art, horses, Boats, indie rock

The Uncircumcised Dick

shanedantimo wrote 2 months ago: I’m not going to get into too much detail but let us just say that if you’ve experienced the indefin … more →

Tags: Circumcision, Cock, Dick, Foreskin, genitals, helmet head, penis, sex, sexual intercourse

IMAGE INSPIRATION

heilbron wrote 3 months ago: … more →

Tags: Image Inspiration, Micheal Jackson, DJ AM, The Beach, Summer Fun, Summer Bummer, getting wasted, Having Fun, Amber Rose

For Your Eyes Only...Oh Wait...Shit!!!!!!

Erin wrote 3 months ago: I came across a new website today called emailsfromcrazypeople.  As someone who is currently trying … more →

Tags: Erin's Random Thoughts, sex, facebook, eMail

Feeling Frisky: Sex = Now3 comments

R.A.Z. wrote 3 months ago: I gotta give Wesley some points. Which will be rare on this blog, so you know they are very deserved … more →

Tags: sex, Wesley, This totally happened, score, Martinia, nudity pass, GTFO, party, Harry Potter

Sweaty Sex

poetryman69 wrote 3 months ago: The cutie down at FoxNews says that getting sweaty is a the best way to get busy Sweaty Sex Sweating … more →

Tags: sex, intimacy, Sexual, getting busy, sweaty sex, Sweaty, making it, Doing it, sweating during sex

From Booty Calls to Church Picnics: Cyber Dating2 comments

poetryman69 wrote 3 months ago: Recently some crazed Unabomber type went through a women’s dance class and killed people.  He … more →

Tags: Love, sex, Lovers, Loving, loved, Relationships, Marriage, Dating, Date

Thoughts on Attraction1 comment

thelivingjenn wrote 3 months ago: The problem with attraction is that one can’t help who they’re attracted to and they als … more →

Tags: Attraction, Love, sex

Bitches were YELLIN'!!!

jedediahjohnson wrote 3 months ago: I got really drunk at Marlaine’s birthday party. I had just learned how to snorkel beer out of … more →

Tags: Journal Pages, Photography, Journal, party, Hot., Art, Yelling, Ladies, boobs

Is this really the truth?4 comments

nathantyree wrote 4 months ago: I don’t know what is up with Google. I typed my name in quotes and got: Results 1 – 100 … more →

Tags: Google, TwilightZone, Jaws, The Shining, fireworks, tradition, Jack Nicholson, oblique double allusions, My penis

Getting Hired vs Getting Laid...

thisisnotaheart wrote 5 months ago: Veni, vidi, vici, like Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire, I am the volatile factor of my (nonexiste … more →

Tags: At the Bar, At the Office, cute boys, Bars, Getting Hired, employers, Employees, office, web 2. 0

And I Can Feel Your High Touching Me Inside5 comments

Coquitten wrote 5 months ago: [Flying High - Jem] I am so pleased to introduce a new ‘character’ – Performer. If … more →

Tags: sex, Relationships, Experiences, cum, Dating, cumming, Orgasm, twitter, climax


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