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The House Help

You never miss it every day. You go outside in the morning to wash the car, or unlock the gate, or accept a visitor, and she’s right there doing laundry. 849 more words


Does keeping peace in my heart = getting laid

I guess it does. I apologized to him for asking him to die last night. I was ranting and saying I shouldn’t die maybe he should. 68 more words


Another Tinder Success Story

“So, you live in a van.”

“well yeah, sorta.”

“Down by the river?”

Oh the places Tinder takes me…

I met Bradly at Tiger Tiger, a beer tasting and eatery down the way. 702 more words

Overnight visitor tonight? I'm soooo getting laid!!

Living across the country from almost all of our family has it’s perks. Visits take preparation for the visitor, and we have time to get ready for overnight guests. 440 more words