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Overnight visitor tonight? I'm soooo getting laid!!

Living across the country from almost all of our family has it’s perks. Visits take preparation for the visitor, and we have time to get ready for overnight guests. 440 more words


5 Reasons Why Having Low Standards is Good

  1. You get laid easier
    It’s a fact. Most people (just go with it) who moan and bemoan about not getting enough action are the very same people who have great hangups about “friend zones” and “boundaries”.
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Top Five: Reasons Why Feet- to- the Street Commuting will Get You Laid.

Lately, I’ve become enamoured with the concept of non-car transportation, and for a while I was unable to pinpoint exactly why.  So in an attempt to concisely articulate my sentiments toward non-car transportation, I developed a Top Five… 205 more words


Raw Vegan Summer in the Mid Atlantic.

Summer is my absolute favourite season! Fish are jumpin’, cotton’s high…. and there are tons of raw vegan opporutnities to sneak in a satisfying summer meal.  124 more words

Raw Foodism.

Unicorn-Pussy is Misogyny

Sometimes, thoughts just pop into your head and… it’s late, but I just need to get this frustration off my back.

I know it’s hard to be a girl. 1,863 more words


I need to get laid. And soon. Hurry home honey!

I am so fucking horney. My husband has NO idea what he’s in for when he gets home…

Seriously. I have caught myself thinking about sex like every ten minutes. 152 more words

Now that sluttyness is mainstream, where will we go next?

I was a promiscuous girl.  I grew up in the 80′s when the movie “the sure thing” was popular.  If you aren’t familiar, it’s about a guy who hears about a girl on the other side of the country who was so easy that he planned a trip to California to get laid.   571 more words