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If a picture is worth a thousand words...1 comment

redchampagne wrote 4 weeks ago: Then you’re going to have to be content with a thousand words. ‘Cause I got no pictures. … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, Why does no one get my jokes?, french toast, mr french, I confess, Forgive me for being sentimental, boys will be boys, oversharing, Moving is my hobby

You know that saying, "People who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones"?

redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: I take it literally. Very literally. … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, oversharing

I think I've finally figured it out. 2 comments

redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: Everyone says, when you have a girl, that they’re so fun because you get to dress them. And I … more →

Tags: Why does no one get my jokes?

Wait a second....2 comments

redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: I thought that coffee bag was empty when I put it in the trash. And I was pretty sure that box of or … more →

Tags: This is going to be really funny one day

How to get your normally non-indulgent mother to spoil you.

redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: It’s actually easier than it first appears. First, start eating the popsicle that she offers y … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?

I think she needs a demotion.5 comments

redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: Since turning the big number one, Felicity has made a few decisions for herself. She: Started walkin … more →

Tags: mr french, This is going to be really funny one day

Boldly going where no dog will go alone.

redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?

Let them eat cake. 3 comments

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: I wanted to do something with butterflies for Felicity’s cake and after searching the internet … more →

It's been a year and the novelty hasn't worn off yet.9 comments

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: I have a feeling it’s not going to, either. We celebrated Felicity’s first birthday on S … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: I’m loaded with many tedious videos of a one-year-old not blowing out her candle, not unwrappi … more →

Tags: Why does no one get my jokes?

A sign of things to come, perhaps?1 comment

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: A few weeks ago, C was entertaining Felicity for me while I got dinner ready. When I was ready to ta … more →

I turn around for one second...2 comments

redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: and this is what I get. She was quite pleased with herself. … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?

Kids: they make you liars 2.01 comment

redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: Felicity, I’ve mentioned before, does not like (i.e. to be held by, sit on laps of, take food … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, This is going to be really funny one day

Kids: they make you liars4 comments

redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: Remember when I waxed poetic about how Felicity doesn’t like bananas, just like me? Yeah, well … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, I confess, This is going to be really funny one day

There's only two ways to look at this4 comments

redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: Either Mom and Dad weren’t paying attention and only realized later that their 9 month old use … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, I confess

We start the household slavery early around here4 comments

redchampagne wrote 6 months ago: She’s an expert at “emptying the dishwasher”. The “putting away” part … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?

The proof is in the bananas8 comments

redchampagne wrote 7 months ago: I wasn’t kidding when I said I hate bananas. And that I always have. My Mom says it was that w … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, I confess

This could've been 7 different posts4 comments

redchampagne wrote 7 months ago: But then you probably wouldn’t be reading this. 1) Mr. French is a year older (in March, sorry … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, That was Fun, mr french, The Dog

Like Mother, like daughter II5 comments

redchampagne wrote 8 months ago: My mother has a photo of me spitting out mashed bananas when I was a baby. And of all the dislikes t … more →

Tags: Aren't my kids funny?, Forgive me for being sentimental


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