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Someone PLEASE burn Las Vegas to the ground. I'll give you $50.
I grew up in Southern California, and somehow every town in that region is a five-hour drive from Las Vegas. That unfortunately means I have been there many, many times in my lifetime, and that I… more →
Rage Against the Man-chine
Why I Hate Men Part 1: I Admit It
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Nine Deuce wrote 11 hours ago: That’s right, motherfuckers, I’m admitting it. Tell all your MRA buddies that they … more →
Dimples Kids Spa, making your 6-year-old sexy as fuck.
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Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Ugh. Do I have to admit this? OK, I’m on Facebook. I was checking my Facebook page today to se … more →
An Open Letter to Crystal Deodorant Company
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Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Dear people who make rocks for use as deodorant, I’m on board with your product. Aluminum chlo … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 5: Nine Deuce, you're a homophobe!
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Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: I’ve been catching a lot of grief lately from pro-BDSM bloggers and commenters for my posts on … more →
MTV: Sex, Drugs, and (almost no) Rock and Roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 4)
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Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: Good news, everybody! It’s now OK to watch MTV! Why, might you ask? Because it turns out that … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 4: Bullshit Posturing
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: Sorry for the delay. I just forgot to finish this series and got carried away with telling everyone … more →
Tennessee: Home of Ralphie May and the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
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Nine Deuce wrote 5 months ago: I know I have readers in Tennessee, and that Tennessee is a lovely place. I drove through Tennessee … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 3: Some of the Data
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Nine Deuce wrote 7 months ago: The respondents to the personal ad I mentioned in the first post fell into three rough categories, w … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 2: The Problem with Kink
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Nine Deuce wrote 7 months ago: BDSM is two parts hilarious, three parts terrifying. It’s hilarious for a lot of reasons, chie … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 1: Some Background and a Few Warnings
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Nine Deuce wrote 7 months ago: I fancied myself a real iconoclast when I was a teenager. I had pink hair, lots of holes in my ears … more →
Porn Part 7: It Takes Two
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Nine Deuce wrote 8 months ago: I thought I was done with this series, but I guess I’ll never be. It’s kind of like the … more →
I have proof that women aren't human beings. (Sorry, Dr. MacKinnon.)
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Nine Deuce wrote 9 months ago: In fact, we’re sushi plates. I bet you didn’t know. Despite my lack of cable and my lac … more →
Bill Maher's a liberal. That means he supports your right to suck his dick.
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Nine Deuce wrote 9 months ago: Bill Maher sucks. Playboy liberalism sucks. I don’t think there’d be any possible way fo … more →
Men's Health: Women turned on by being date raped!
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: Wow. You all know I’m not that into Jezebel, but a friend tipped me off to a story they’ … more →
Republicans are the new feminists. Either that or they're pro-rape and anti-family.
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: I’m bringing the banner back because the Anti-Woman Threat Level has been elevated to fuchsia … more →
If you've ever called anyone a cougar, fuck you.
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: I was walking around in some park yesterday with a friend and we ended up discussing the utterly stu … more →
I hate sweatshops. Now, which one of you wants to suck my dick?
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Nine Deuce wrote 11 months ago: American Apparel is the worst company in the world that doesn’t make rape porn, sell gasoline, … more →
Sluts!
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Nine Deuce wrote 11 months ago: I suppose anyone who has ever read anything I’ve ever written, ever, will know that I’m … more →
I sure hope my parents don't read this.
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Nine Deuce wrote 11 months ago: L posted a comment on my Cosmo post (the comments section of which has gotten a little racy, be warn … more →
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