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We knew it was coming. The industry that has brought us a drug to treat weak stream, three different boner pills, fifteen or so baldness drugs, Latisse, and Botox (and so on ad nauseum/infinitum) has … more →
Rage Against the Man-chine
I don't feel like humping! Call 911!
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 week ago: We knew it was coming. The industry that has brought us a drug to treat weak stream, three different … more →
Halloween approaches. Time to dress your dog up like a bee in a porno.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 month ago: Come the fuck on, dude. I just went over to check out my Twitter page, where I came across a tweet ( … more →
This is fucking outrageous.
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Nine Deuce wrote 2 months ago: I generally refuse to discuss the “trans question,” and I won’t be doing so here, … more →
This must be one of those "eye of the beholder" things.
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Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: If I ever meet the man in charge of Details magazine’s online content, I’m going to kick … more →
Why I Hate Men Part 1: I Admit It
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Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: That’s right, motherfuckers, I’m admitting it. Tell all your MRA buddies that they … more →
Dimples Kids Spa, making your 6-year-old sexy as fuck.
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Nine Deuce wrote 8 months ago: Ugh. Do I have to admit this? OK, I’m on Facebook. I was checking my Facebook page today to se … more →
An Open Letter to Crystal Deodorant Company
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Nine Deuce wrote 8 months ago: Dear people who make rocks for use as deodorant, I’m on board with your product. Aluminum chlo … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 5: Nine Deuce, you're a homophobe!
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Nine Deuce wrote 9 months ago: I’ve been catching a lot of grief lately from pro-BDSM bloggers and commenters for my posts on … more →
MTV: Sex, Drugs, and (almost no) Rock and Roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 4)
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Nine Deuce wrote 9 months ago: Good news, everybody! It’s now OK to watch MTV! Why, might you ask? Because it turns out that … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 4: Bullshit Posturing
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Nine Deuce wrote 9 months ago: Sorry for the delay. I just forgot to finish this series and got carried away with telling everyone … more →
Tennessee: Home of Ralphie May and the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: I know I have readers in Tennessee, and that Tennessee is a lovely place. I drove through Tennessee … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 3: Some of the Data
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Nine Deuce wrote 12 months ago: The respondents to the personal ad I mentioned in the first post fell into three rough categories, w … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 2: The Problem with Kink
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Nine Deuce wrote 12 months ago: BDSM is two parts hilarious, three parts terrifying. It’s hilarious for a lot of reasons, chie … more →
BDSM (the sexual equivalent of being into Renaissance faires) Part 1: Some Background and a Few Warnings
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Nine Deuce wrote 12 months ago: I fancied myself a real iconoclast when I was a teenager. I had pink hair, lots of holes in my ears … more →
Porn Part 7: It Takes Two
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: I thought I was done with this series, but I guess I’ll never be. It’s kind of like the … more →
I have proof that women aren't human beings. (Sorry, Dr. MacKinnon.)
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: In fact, we’re sushi plates. I bet you didn’t know. Despite my lack of cable and my lac … more →
Bill Maher's a liberal. That means he supports your right to suck his dick.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: Bill Maher sucks. Playboy liberalism sucks. I don’t think there’d be any possible way fo … more →
Men's Health: Women turned on by being date raped!
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: Wow. You all know I’m not that into Jezebel, but a friend tipped me off to a story they’ … more →
Republicans are the new feminists. Either that or they're pro-rape and anti-family.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: I’m bringing the banner back because the Anti-Woman Threat Level has been elevated to fuchsia. … more →
