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Where do I stand?

It’s been over a month since my last date with Goober. I tried to set up a third, but he had plans for that night already. 111 more words

Dear Ex-Boyfriend; Or the sad realization your ex is a jerk

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

I might be quoting Taylor Swift here, but it’s pretty safe to say that we are never, ever getting back together. You had your chance, but you waited too long to make a move. 439 more words

In Defense of Boogers

I think it’s about time we have an honest discussion about one of the most taboo subjects in the history of civilization. I’m talking about boogers. 880 more words

Beans On The Grill

I fucking hate this image

I have an important announcement to make and I want everyone to STOP what they are doing and listen: you can be female, in a relationship, and… 339 more words

Career

Dear person I like

Dear person I like,

I hope you know how much I really like you.¬†When ever I see you, I get butterflies in my stomach and that hasn’t happen for nearly three years. 97 more words

The goober within.

When I was a kid, I thought that I’d know everything when I became an adult.

Either I haven’t become an adult yet…
or I was wrong. 342 more words

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