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Conceptual Cooking

“Yogurt is just like really runny cheese.”

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Capturing the Coveted Anti-reality Vote

NPR this week, trying to explain why Republicans beat Democrats so badly in Tuesday’s elections:

People who came out to register their distress with Obama or congressional Democrats — or with any aspect of current reality — were more likely to vote Republican for governor, as well.

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Breath Taking

“There would never be a wild pug.”

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All Your Ogg Are Belong to Us

Among the documents I’m reviewing for work: a four-page résumé boasting “Excellent communication & presentation skills” and “IT SKILLS –IT Software , MS OFFICE , EMAIL , INTERNET”, attached to an e-mail that says, “Pleased to forward my resume for marketing job in your ogganisation.” 9 more words

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