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<title><![CDATA[Hey,Come Outside]]></title>
<link>http://dailytext488.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/heycome-outside/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>suhaib488</dc:creator>
<guid>http://dailytext488.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/heycome-outside/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Hey,Come Outside. Im Standing Outside Ur House. Pls Come Immediatly . : My Name Is- MOON. ! Want To ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Hey,Come Outside.<br />
Im Standing Outside<br />
Ur House.<br />
Pls Come Immediatly .<br />
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My Name Is- MOON.<br />
! Want To Say<br />
Gud Night (’,’ )</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Enjoy D Whole Night]]></title>
<link>http://dailytext488.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/enjoy-d-whole-night/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>suhaib488</dc:creator>
<guid>http://dailytext488.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/enjoy-d-whole-night/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Black Sky With Solo Moon With Millions Of Stars Brings U A Silent Hours 2take A Nice Rest.. Enjoy D ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Black Sky With<br />
Solo Moon With<br />
Millions Of Stars<br />
Brings U A<br />
Silent Hours<br />
2take A Nice Rest..<br />
Enjoy D Whole Night..<br />
Gud Ni8</p>
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<title><![CDATA[GOOD NIGHT]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/11/28/good-night-2/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/11/28/good-night-2/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&#8220;G&#8221;o-to-bed&#8217; &nbsp;&#8221;O&#8221;ff-d-light &nbsp;&#8221;O&#8221;ut-of-tension ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8220;G&#8221;o-to-bed&#8217; &nbsp;&#8221;O&#8221;ff-d-light &nbsp;&#8221;O&#8221;ut-of-tension ]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR tak]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/thakanpur-se-freshnagar-tak/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/thakanpur-se-freshnagar-tak/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR tak aane wali NINDIYA xpress Prabhat Nagar pahunch chuki hai Yatriyon se anu]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR tak aane wali NINDIYA xpress Prabhat Nagar pahunch chuki hai Yatriyon se anu]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Sweet in your speech..]]></title>
<link>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/sweet-in-your-speech/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>vinoboblee</dc:creator>
<guid>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/sweet-in-your-speech/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sweet in your speech.. Pure in your heart&#8230; Power in your eyes&#8230; Brightness in your face]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Sweet in your speech..</p>
<p>Pure in your  heart&#8230;</p>
<p>Power in your eyes&#8230;</p>
<p>Brightness in your face&#8230;</p>
<p>Oru<br />
Good N8  solla 4 poi sollavendi irukku&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Since your eyes..]]></title>
<link>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/since-your-eyes/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>vinoboblee</dc:creator>
<guid>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/since-your-eyes/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Since your eyes r looking tired, let ur eye lashes hug together for few hours, Happy journey into th]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Since your eyes r looking tired, let ur eye lashes hug together for few hours, Happy journey into the world of dreams</p>
<p>Gud Night &#38; Sweet Dreams..</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Thoondilil...]]></title>
<link>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/thoondilil/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>vinoboblee</dc:creator>
<guid>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/thoondilil/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Thoondilil sikkiya meenum, Un anbil sikkiya naanum thudippathu nijam..! Meen thudipathu viduthalaika]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Thoondilil sikkiya meenum,</p>
<p>Un anbil sikkiya naanum  thudippathu nijam..!</p>
<p>Meen thudipathu viduthalaikaga, Naan thudipathu un   natpukkaga..!</p>
<p>Gud night.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[No body like..]]></title>
<link>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/no-body-like/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>vinoboblee</dc:creator>
<guid>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/no-body-like/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No body like the real characteristics of any one. So every one had to change his character for loved]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p style="text-align:justify;">No body like the real characteristics of any one. So every one had  to change his character for loved one. That&#8217;s life. So act well in this life&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Gud Nite.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Whatever You Give To Others..]]></title>
<link>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/whatever-you-give-to-others/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>vinoboblee</dc:creator>
<guid>http://way2sms.wordpress.com/2009/11/07/whatever-you-give-to-others/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Whatever You Give To Others, Will Come Back To U In Multiples&#8230; You Can&#8217;t Stop It Coming ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Whatever You Give To Others, Will Come Back To U In Multiples&#8230;</p>
<p>You Can&#8217;t Stop It Coming Back, But U Can Choose What To Give&#8230;!</p>
<p>Gööd Ñìght&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[A very original Good Night]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/a-very-original-good-night/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/a-very-original-good-night/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A very original Good Night wish only for U!! Beware of cheap duplicates. I m the only authorized dea]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[A very original Good Night wish only for U!! Beware of cheap duplicates. I m the only authorized dea]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[A special Good Night]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/a-special-good-night/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/a-special-good-night/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[See stars are blinking, Moon is shinning &amp; breeze is singing&#8230; B coz I ask them to greet U ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[See stars are blinking, Moon is shinning &amp; breeze is singing&#8230; B coz I ask them to greet U ]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[GOOD NIGHT]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/good-night/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/good-night/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[As day turns to NIGHT Keep your worries out of SIGHT No matter how TOUGH the world may seem. you sti]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[As day turns to NIGHT Keep your worries out of SIGHT No matter how TOUGH the world may seem. you sti]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Saari raah me kaante hi kante he]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/saari-raah-me-kaante-hi-kante-he/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/saari-raah-me-kaante-hi-kante-he/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Saari raah me kaante hi kante he Kuch FuL aap hi bicha dijiye Jaage h bahut uth-2 ke raato me Ab cha]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Saari raah me kaante hi kante he Kuch FuL aap hi bicha dijiye Jaage h bahut uth-2 ke raato me Ab cha]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Good Night Quotes | Good Night sms | Goodnight messages]]></title>
<link>http://fantasticcalicut.wordpress.com/2009/10/17/good-night-quotes-good-night-sms-goodnight-messages/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Nothing</dc:creator>
<guid>http://fantasticcalicut.wordpress.com/2009/10/17/good-night-quotes-good-night-sms-goodnight-messages/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Here is the post u are luking for -http://violetorkut.blogspot.com/2009/10/good-night-quotes-good-ni]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Here is the post u are luking for -http://violetorkut.blogspot.com/2009/10/good-night-quotes-good-ni]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[GOOD NIGHT DEAR]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/good-night-dear/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/good-night-dear/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[.-&#8221;"-. r u? ( &#8216;.&#8217; ) Waiting=(,,)=(,,)= for my ! ! ! ! ! ! ! sms ? Dont worry.Hw ca]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[.-&#8221;"-. r u? ( &#8216;.&#8217; ) Waiting=(,,)=(,,)= for my ! ! ! ! ! ! ! sms ? Dont worry.Hw ca]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Sochte hai ek GULAB bhej du..]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/sochte-hai-ek-gulab-bhej-du/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/sochte-hai-ek-gulab-bhej-du/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sochte hai ek GULAB bhej du.. Chahte hai DuA bhej du.Ja rahe ho agar Aap Sone ko to Dil karta hai.K ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Sochte hai ek GULAB bhej du.. Chahte hai DuA bhej du.Ja rahe ho agar Aap Sone ko to Dil karta hai.K ]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Life Wil Never Provide]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/life-wil-never-provide/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/life-wil-never-provide/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Life Wil Never Provide Waranties &amp; Guaranties It Can Only Provide Possibilities &amp; Oportuniti]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Life Wil Never Provide Waranties &amp; Guaranties It Can Only Provide Possibilities &amp; Oportuniti]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Rha Hai]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/aisa-lagta-hai-kuch-hone-ja-rha-hai/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/aisa-lagta-hai-kuch-hone-ja-rha-hai/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Rha HaiKoi Mithe Sapno Me Khone Ja Raha HaiDheeMi Kar De Roshni Apni Ae ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone Ja Rha HaiKoi Mithe Sapno Me Khone Ja Raha HaiDheeMi Kar De Roshni Apni Ae ]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Sweet dreams]]></title>
<link>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/sweet-dreams/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lover</dc:creator>
<guid>http://advicerich.wordpress.com/2009/10/06/sweet-dreams/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Since ur eyes are looking tired, let ur eye lashes hug eachother for few hours. Happy journey into t]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Since ur eyes are looking tired, let ur eye lashes hug eachother for few hours. Happy journey into t]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Sms, Funny sms, Jokes, Love sms, Friendship sms, Messages, Sms Jokes, Text Messages]]></title>
<link>http://arshh.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/sms-funny-sms-jokes-love-sms-friendship-sms-messages-sms-jokes-text-messages/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>arshh4u</dc:creator>
<guid>http://arshh.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/sms-funny-sms-jokes-love-sms-friendship-sms-messages-sms-jokes-text-messages/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Arshh Shiekh 1 patan ne jali note # Man prayed to God, &#8220;Give me everything to enjoy life.]]></description>
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<td height="1" valign="top"># Man prayed to God, &#8220;Give me everything to enjoy life.&#8221;<br />
God smiled and replied,&#8221;I have given you life to enjoy everything.&#8221;<br />
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<p># Santa : How much is my mobile bill?<br />
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status.<br />
Santa : Stupid, I do not want to know my current bill. I want to know my Mobile Bill<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p># Santa and Jeeto filed an application for divorce.<br />
Judge: How will you divide your kids? You have 3 children!<br />
Santa: OK! We will apply next year.<br />
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<p># To be a good professional<br />
always start to study late for exams<br />
because it teaches how to manage time<br />
and tackle emergencies!!<br />
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<p># Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!<br />
Santa: Make up your mind.<br />
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<p># Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.<br />
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.<br />
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy&#8217;s lap.<br />
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<p># Teacher: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)<br />
Blonde: The body is consisted into three parts &#8211; the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.<br />
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<p># Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?<br />
A: Because when they come, they&#8217;re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.<br />
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<p># Q: What do you do with 365 used Condoms?<br />
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.<br />
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# Preeto: What does it<br />
mean when a man is in your bed gasping<br />
for breath and calling your name?<br />
Jeeto: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.<br />
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<div>Arz Kiya Hai:Koi Patharse Na Mare Mere Diwaneko</p>
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<p>Nuclear Power Ka ZaMana Hai, BoMbse Uda Dalo Sale Ko</p>
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<p>1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi  bhol gaya</p>
<p>Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:</p>
<p>Iski tou topi nahi hay.</p>
<p>Pathan Bola:</p>
<p>Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay&#8230;=P;-&#62;</p>
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<div><a href="http://www.sms2friends.com/pathan-sms/pathan-p-c-o-kidhar-hai.html"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">pathan p c o kidhar hai</span></strong></a></div>
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<p>Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.</p>
<p>Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.</p>
<p>Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.</p>
<p>Aadmi ne poocha &#8216;jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae&#8217;</p>
<p>Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>New Teacher:</p>
<p>&#8220;Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid,</p>
<p>stand Up&#8221;</p>
<p>Pathan Stoodup</p>
<p>Teacher: R U Stupid?</p>
<p>Pathan: Nhi</p>
<p>Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe Acha Nhi Lagrha Tha =P ;-&#62;</p>
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<p>5 sawal 5 jawab</p>
<p>dil mein jawab den</p>
<p>phir jawab dekhen</p>
<p>1=Mohabat mein dil chata hai k mehboob se baten karen</p>
<p>2=Mehbob K liye khana pena chor dain</p>
<p>3=Mehbob per maal kharch karen</p>
<p>4=Mehbob K ghar k chakar lagaen</p>
<p>5=Mehbob per jan hi luta dain</p>
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<p>1=Namaz</p>
<p>2=Roza</p>
<p>3=Zakat</p>
<p>4=Hajj</p>
<p>5=Jihad&#8230;</p>
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<p>Hazrut Abu Bakar(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Us din pe ansu bahao jo tum ne naiki k bina guzara ho.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hazrut Umer(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Zalimo ko muaf kerna mazloomon pe zulm hai.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hazrat Usman Ghani(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Zuban darust ho jaye to dil bhi darust ho jata hai.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hazrat Ali(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Jahan tak ho sakay LaLach se bacho,LaLach mei zilat he zilat hai.</p>
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<p>Hazrat Ali se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat m mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga to men kute (dog) k sath roti khaonga ab ap batao men kya kron? Ap ne kaha esi manat nahin manga kro ab esa kro k door wale gaon men jao talash kro jis ne 3din namaz na parhi ho us k sath roti khalo. AllahoAkbar ye hesiat hai 3din namaz na prhne wale ki.,</p>
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<p>Masjid-É-Nabvi Mein Langar Çhal Raha Tha</p>
<p>Aik Musafir Ne Langar Lene k ßad Langar Dene Walay §y kaha k Aik Langer Θr De Do, Masjid Mein Aik Musafir §ookhi Roti ko Pani Mein ßhigo k kha raha Hy</p>
<p>Langer Dene Walay Ne kaha: Osi §hakhs ka To Langer Çhal Raha Hy, Wo §hakhs Hazrat Ali (R.A) Tha</p>
<p>§UBHAAN-ALLAH</p>
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<p>A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly: He took it to the top of a building and dropped it :p</p>
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<p>Sardar:</p>
<p>the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple&#8230; ;-&#62;</p>
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<p>Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident</p>
<p>Judge : how did accident occur</p>
<p>Sardar :I don&#8217;t know sir I was sleeping&#8230; ;-&#62;</p>
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<p>hear my heart says: may Allah build for u<br />a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!</p>
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