um, ok.. so here it is. the thing, you see.. the thing is.. you’re just not hot enough for me. Like we get along OK, and there are definitely thing about you I like, characteristics i find attractive. 444 more words
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Don t forget to goof off. It makes you burn like… 20,000x more calories.
Just some lighthearted selfie fun before some long intellectual conversations with some spectacular new persons.
When in doubt, take mirrored photos with your doggie because she’ll still be madly in love with you despite how ridiculous you are (just kidding, she’ll fucking hate you because she doesn’t like being in front of the camera). 7 more words