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Zeus Admits To Lightning Strikes After Unexpected Election Results

Gods usually avoid politics, Modern Philosophers, and for good reason.

Yesterday, I sat down with Zeus, the Father of the Greek Gods and Campaign Manager for Mayor McCheese, to discuss the recent Maine Gubernatorial Election. 631 more words


Reject The Election Results, But Not The Jokes!

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers!

It’s not snowing today, so it’s a much better Sunday than last week.  However, Governor LePage did win re-election on Tuesday, so maybe this Sunday is worse. 573 more words


Pope Declares Governor LePage's Victory A Modern Miracle

Pope Francis today declared Maine Governor Paul LePage’s Election Day victory to be a modern miracle.

“I don’t throw around the term ‘miracle’ lightly, Austin,” The Holy Father explained to this Modern Philosopher via Skype.  509 more words


LePage Leading In Maine

Pan Atlantic SMS is out with a new poll that looks at the governor race in Maine which finds Governor Paul LePage (R) leading challenger Mike Michaud (D), 39% To 34%, with Eliot Cutler at 20%. 60 more words