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Don't Be A Scrooge And Reject This Holiday Cheer!

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers!

A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, which means I can share some of the monologue jokes I wrote that did not make it onto TV. 524 more words

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A New Batch Of Rejects Are Baking In The Oven

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers.

Last night’s episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was a rerun, so I don’t have any rejected monologue jokes to share with you. 310 more words

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Zeus Admits To Lightning Strikes After Unexpected Election Results

Gods usually avoid politics, Modern Philosophers, and for good reason.

Yesterday, I sat down with Zeus, the Father of the Greek Gods and Campaign Manager for Mayor McCheese, to discuss the recent Maine Gubernatorial Election. 631 more words

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Reject The Election Results, But Not The Jokes!

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers!

It’s not snowing today, so it’s a much better Sunday than last week.  However, Governor LePage did win re-election on Tuesday, so maybe this Sunday is worse. 573 more words

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Pope Declares Governor LePage's Victory A Modern Miracle

Pope Francis today declared Maine Governor Paul LePage’s Election Day victory to be a modern miracle.

“I don’t throw around the term ‘miracle’ lightly, Austin,” The Holy Father explained to this Modern Philosopher via Skype.  509 more words

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