She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out onto the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich.”

She says, “Yaaah, in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”

Submitted by Terry Carmichael, London.