Green M&M is a borderline neurotic germaphobe. She carries Ass Gaskets (toilet seat liners) in her purse. Despite this, in public bathrooms, she still hovers to pee, uses her foot to flush, dispen… more →
A Drunk in a Hard Placewrote 10 months ago: Green M&M is a borderline neurotic germaphobe. She carries Ass Gaskets (toilet seat liners) in h … more →
wrote 10 months ago: I spent most of yesterday at Green M&M’s house doing laundry. We have a long-standing arr … more →
wrote 10 months ago: Stop me if you’ve heard this. I thought I’d told this story but I’m not finding it … more →
wrote 10 months ago: Unsvelt Girl who Runs and I went to lunch today at the local burger joint. This is entertaining in … more →
wrote 11 months ago: In slightly less than two months I will be “celebrating” my seventh anniversary working … more →
wrote 11 months ago: Today is an anniversary of sorts. Not one that I’m proud of by any means, but one that is some … more →
wrote 1 year ago: The little blue pill certainly has its place however you can pop a couple of green M&M’s without … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Four years ago, Green M&M and I went to Los Angeles to spend New Years. The trip was a lot of f … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Are green M&M’s an aphrodisiac? Fact, fiction or mythology — that is the question. As a se … more →
wrote 1 year ago: For as long as I can remember I’ve been a hater of television commercials. I mean, sure, ther … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I hate Thanksgiving. I always have. I have virtually nothing but bad memories of Thanksgivings pas … more →
wrote 1 year ago: My latest foray into sobriety was pretty short lived. Not that it was very whole-hearted. Or even … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I wasn’t very good at sex, and if you don’t believe me I’m sure “She” will agree with me. There were … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I must apologize to those of you who have been following this particular thread (Fixator) for the la … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I must apologize to those of you who have been following this particular thread (Fixator) for the la … more →