VIKINGS DO NOT CLEAN Just today (at the time of this writing, which is May 1st/2nd) we moved out of our old house, my friends and I. Our house, A.K.A the Castle, was a great place: but due to whatever… more →
Phil, Meet Worldwrote 23 hours ago: Before I even get started, I just want to say that I have the most amazing roommate in the entire wo … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: And I just picked her up thinking she sat in something. Nope. She’s presently shoving little b … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: Friends, do you remember my New York laundry problems? http://amusingsbyshima.wordpress.com/2009/07/ … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Montpellier was full of these lovely little cafes. We found a nice central square called ‘Place de l … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Yesterday as I’m talking to P about Homework, S walks in and gently touches her older sister t … more →
wrote 7 months ago: Well have you guys seen “ellens greatest dare” because it’s hilarious and i think … more →
wrote 10 months ago: I think its pretty amazing how your perception changes when you become a mother. Things that used to … more →
wrote 11 months ago: Meet Stevie!! He’s that ass you love to hate! He thinks with his dick, says what’s on … more →
wrote 12 months ago: DAY 7: FAVORITE HORROR FILMS As what my friends and family members know about me, I don’t go b … more →
wrote 1 year ago: VIKINGS DO NOT CLEAN Just today (at the time of this writing, which is May 1st/2nd) we moved out of … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Ok, so I was bored, not feeling well over the weekend and I decided to go into this app on my phone … more →
wrote 1 year ago: This fine morning I’m in bed asleep, peacefully minding my own business. Usually manage to stay out … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Now that football season has started, I keep finding my husband and his friends in my living room, s … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Really McDonalds… REALLY! All I wanted was a small french fry, and to enjoy the cellulite on m … more →
wrote 1 year ago: One of the great things about having a girlfriend like Kitty is that she likes to watch all kinds of … more →
wrote 2 years ago: gilak ahhaha … more →
wrote 2 years ago: After seeing the doctor yesterday for his check-up, we found out a few important things. 1) Mortimer … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I woke up early this morning to my youngest child sleeping in the bed with me. We were facing each … more →
wrote 2 years ago: For love of everything sacred in the universe, please don’t push me again! Haven’t you a … more →