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Calculating

My calculator went missing. It was last seen on my desk, and I had no idea where it went. I questioned my co-workers if they had borrowed it, but they had their own, with the exception of J, who was new and hadn’t asked for one yet. 590 more words

Life

I'm Just Talking To Myself

True confession: I don’t have to try hard to keep people away from me at the store. All I have to do is forget I’m not really alone and indulge in one of my worst personal habits – talking to myself. 296 more words

Today I Flipped an Elderly Man the Bird

I flipped an old man the bird today and I don’t feel bad about it at all. He totally deserved it. So, before you start shaking your head, please, allow me to explain. 1,516 more words

Confessions, Phobias, & Fetishes