Blogs about: Haiku Movie Reviews
Featured Blog
Haiku Movie Review™ – Die Another Day (2002)
Tidal wave surfing Madonna and bullet-time What a total mess… more →
The Fortress of Solitude
Haiku Movie Review™ – Die Another Day (2002)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Tidal wave surfing Madonna and bullet-time What a total mess … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – The World Is Not Enough (1999)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Q’s last appearance. Pierce ok, X-mas Jones nay, Elektra King yay! … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Media mogul Plots WWIII to get ratings Insane bike sequence … Sheryl Crow theme tune k.d. Lang … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – GoldenEye (1995)
— 1 comment
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: First at bat for Pierce, MI-6 Agent gone bad, Bone-crushing thighs – fun. … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - License to Kill (1989)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Dalton’s Swan Song is A gritty, violent and Really fine movie. … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – The Living Daylights (1987)
— 2 comments
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Dalton is new Bond Exciting, taut spy thriller Not much else to say … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – A View To A Kill (1985)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Walken and Jones rule Moore looks like a crypt keeper Awesome climax though … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – Octopussy (1983)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Moore’s Bond is way suave Chasing eggs in India Octopus bed, yo! … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ – For Your Eyes Only (1981)
seangstm wrote 2 months ago: Haven’t posted a Haiku Movie Review in a while and realized I never did complete my Bond serie … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - Moonraker (1979)
seangstm wrote 10 months ago: Opening sequence Is a brilliant metaphor For this weak Bond outing … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
seangstm wrote 10 months ago: Steel-toothed villain, Jaws Moore finally IS James Bond Stellar effort here … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
seangstm wrote 10 months ago: Nick Nack and heavy Francisco Scaramanga The only highlight … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - Live and Let Die (1973)
seangstm wrote 11 months ago: Tee Hee and Whisper Numerous honkies. Shazaaaaam! Bad ass bayou chase. … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
seangstm wrote 12 months ago: Mediocre flick “Right idea, Mr. Bond.” “But wrong pussy.” Ha! … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
seangstm wrote 1 year ago: Bond and Mrs. Peel, Fighting SPECTRE Head Blofeld Cinema heaven … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - You Only Live Twice (1967)
seangstm wrote 1 year ago: Ernst Stavro Blofeld, A volcano lair and a Piranha pit – sweet. … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - Thunderball (1965)
seangstm wrote 1 year ago: Bond and Domino: Sucking poison out of her foot – that shit is hot. … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - Goldfinger (1964)
seangstm wrote 1 year ago: Odd-Job, gold-dipped girl, And Pussy Galore. Full Stop. Oh – and that cool car. … more →
Haiku Movie Review™ - From Russia With Love (1963)
seangstm wrote 1 year ago: Lesbo subtext unt Poisoned toe-knife vielding bitch Best. Evil. Bond. Girl. … more →
