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UNO is not my UNO priority

feyris wrote 1 month ago: Hi. This would be my first ever post because I feel so irritated about a certain thing today. I was … more →

Tags: UNO, uno networking, Scam, Pyramid, Annoyed, Students, false marketing

Get Back On That Horse7 comments

wolsamnoraa wrote 2 months ago: Two weeks have come and gone since my fall from grace.  I quit my job, I started working out, and I … more →

Tags: Food, Animal, Work, driving car, Life Lessons, The Future, Life, Humor, Humorous

Whooooosh...

gothiquefae wrote 2 months ago: Did you hear that sound? That was the sound of Gothique dodging a bullet…uninentionally.  Let … more →

Tags: Beginnings, Class Stuff, ramblings, Random, Advanced Writing, apocalypse, Awesome, Bullet, Consequences

The Simpsons3 comments

wolsamnoraa wrote 2 months ago: Big deal Wolfy.  Marge is my soul mate. Now show me some inner peace or I’ll mop the floor wit … more →

Tags: Life Lessons, Story, Humor, Funny, Laugh, Humorous, Quotes, Simpsons, Hack

Meanderings of a Near-Perfectionist2 comments

Messie Jessie wrote 2 months ago: There’s nothing wrong with doing your best. In fact, we’ve oft been told by our mothers … more →

Tags: All about me, Life's Little Lessons, perfectionism, navajo, imperfection

He's just not that into you...

austinrealestateandloans wrote 3 months ago: I’m just sad… Do you have any idea what it takes me (woman of 10 years of singledom) to … more →

Tags: He's Just Not That Into You, facebook, Ugly Truth

The Old Man And The See Crack

wolsamnoraa wrote 4 months ago: Sage men open wide Sometimes you see something that you’re not expecting and realize how unpre … more →

Tags: Life Lessons, Story, ass, Old Man, Shopping, Store, Camera Phone, Smart Phone

What to do?1 comment

brianestover wrote 4 months ago: Finally. I’ve reset back to AZ time.  Waking up at 4:30 really sucks, not as bad as 3:30 sucke … more →

Tags: Swimming, Triathlon, Running, Cycling, swimming sucks, Morning

The Last Time I Crapped My Pants

wolsamnoraa wrote 4 months ago: Yeah, I shard.  So what?  If you ask me, it smells like most everyone else does, too.  Have you ever … more →

Tags: Food, Poop Related, Injury, kids, Ball Sport, Story, Fun, america's funniest home videos, People

You Kissed Your Step-Brother's Sister?

wolsamnoraa wrote 5 months ago: It's Complicated. You wouldn't understand. You’re 15.  You’re horny.  Your life … more →

Tags: Injury, Family, step-brother, Love, Complicated, sophia, Skyler, 15, Youth

Lazy Is As Lazy Does Not

wolsamnoraa wrote 5 months ago: One of the best movies I've seen twice Most people correlate half-assed behavior with laziness.  … more →

Tags: Fun, kinky., People, Celebrity, Celebrities, Tree, smart, ass, MIB

Don't Call Me Shorty1 comment

wolsamnoraa wrote 5 months ago: Just make sure the hole is clean before you put your mouth on it.   In life, you either have to get … more →

Tags: Fun, Chewy, toilet, girl, Trash, smart, Education, half, ass

Half-Assed Objective: Half Way Is Good Enough

wolsamnoraa wrote 5 months ago: Stop right there. It's good enough. As a half-asser, your approach to life should always include … more →

Tags: Straight, perfection, perfect, Motivation, Mona Lisa, Moving, distance, logic, short

Rough Guidelines to Half-Assing Life 2 comments

wolsamnoraa wrote 5 months ago: Take it from a half ass, life is good here In the before time, when I was young, I’d envisione … more →

Tags: Trash, half, ass, party, neighbor, Wife, guideline, Self-Help, charles in charge

Star Trek: "Review"5 comments

Carson wrote 7 months ago: I had the first two paragraphs of a review written for about a week now, and I never got around to f … more →

Tags: film, Review, Star Trek, J. J. Abrams, John Cho

Effort

Anna wrote 1 year ago: … more →

Tags: Stan&Ergo, 100% true, Motivation, effort, Tired, Minimal, Sleep Deprivation

Mediocrity

amyfabulous wrote 1 year ago: I am not a creative director. I am not a designer or have the slightest clue how to create a vector … more →

Tags: Career, Amy Chan, Amy, Vancouver, Marketing, missamychan, Work, Business, Designers

1 comment

Sara - NYU wrote 1 year ago: Things I Have Learned This Year (1) Negative Energy Is Retarded What’s the fricking point? It … more →

Tags: Lessons, What I've Learned, This year...., 2008, phony, Love, // True +, Energy, Negative Energy

Random Question #30

Robb wrote 1 year ago: If you’re going to half-ass something, should you go all out and half-ass it all the way or wo … more →

Tags: Random Questions


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