In preparation for the momentous party that my sister is throwing today (throwing? Like, is she throwing it out the window? Off a cliff?) she has requisitioned approximately 5 billion tonnes of food. 248 more words
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So, if you understood the reference in the title of this post, please leave a comment telling me where you’ve heard it before.
Anyway, I’ve noticed that I’ve not gotten any new views in over a week, but I’ve somehow managed to gain three followers and several likes. 160 more words
I was thinking lately about the positives and negatives of being the Crying Girl (TM) lately. You know – that girl who cries in every film that even vaguely alludes to the fact that somewhere, at some point, in the past, an animal once died, or the girl that seems relatively okay until one too many minor stressful things occur and she ends up hyperventilating when she can’t open a packet of cheezels and yelling “STOP BLOWING ON ME” at the wind. 1,176 more words