Over the Hedge
Yes, I know that whole we only use 10% of our brain is a myth. The thing is, myths can be funny. The Greek Gods? Aren’t they really just a bunch of trailer-park in-bred rednecks in togas? 6 more words
18 hours, 13 minutes
If lasers shot out of my eyes, the line at Starbucks would be a LOT shorter.
1 day, 13 hours
As much as I’d like to tell you about Mardi Gras 1993 I’m sworn to secrecy. What happens in New Orleans stays in Hammy’s head. 20 more words
2 days, 14 hours
Huh, RJ’s the same age as me. What are the odds?
5 days, 15 hours
The only advantage to growing up is cake and ice cream whenever you want it. Which eventually, with enough cake and ice cream, becomes a serious disadvantage. 9 more words
6 days, 16 hours
Hail to the chief he’s a squirrely potato/Hail to the chief don’t dip him in ketchup/Hail to the chief…
Okay, I’ll stop now.
The fact that Hammy will never grow up makes speculating about his snack food future occupation safely moot.
Despite that, Cheese Doodles really are for chicks. Silly rabbit.
1 week, 1 day