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Bat-Hammy > Super Hammy

Yes, I know that whole we only use 10% of our brain is a myth.  The thing is, myths can be funny.  The Greek Gods? Aren’t they really just a bunch of trailer-park in-bred rednecks in togas?   6 more words

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Don't Get Even, Get Laser Eyes

If lasers shot out of my eyes, the line at Starbucks would be a LOT shorter.

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It's Bigger On the Inside

As much as I’d like to tell you about Mardi Gras 1993 I’m sworn to secrecy. What happens in New Orleans stays in Hammy’s head. 20 more words

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Fifty Is the New Eleventy-Seven

Huh, RJ’s the same age as me. What are the odds? 

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Forever Squirrely

The only advantage to growing up is cake and ice cream whenever you want it. Which eventually, with enough cake and ice cream, becomes a serious disadvantage. 9 more words

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A Tater In Every Tot

Hail to the chief he’s a squirrely potato/Hail to the chief don’t dip him in ketchup/Hail to the chief…

Okay, I’ll stop now.

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Cheese Doodle > Tater Tot

The fact that Hammy will never grow up makes speculating about his snack food future occupation safely moot.

Despite that, Cheese Doodles really are for chicks. Silly rabbit.

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