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S #3 and S#4

Linked because apparently turning 17 dressed as an emo-zebra meant that I thought I could be a complete and utter slut at my birthday party. 456 more words

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An open letter to my future wife

Hey babe, it’s me.

How’s it going?

I’m sure you’re tired. I mean, you did so much today. You’re amazing.

It was so nice of you to make me chocolate chip pancakes, give me a back rub, write me a love letter, do my laundry, make me an ice cream sundae, give me a mid-day handjob, get the oil changed in both cars, take the kids to soccer practice, garnish up a fucking awesome steak and baked potato dinner, make me another ice cream sundae, tell me how handsome I look, give me another back rub, update my Facebook status with something funny and witty, and grab me a few beers from the fridge. 113 more words