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S #3 and S#4

Linked because apparently turning 17 dressed as an emo-zebra meant that I thought I could be a complete and utter slut at my birthday party. 456 more words

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An open letter to my future wife

Hey babe, it’s me.

How’s it going?

I’m sure you’re tired. I mean, you did so much today. You’re amazing.

It was so nice of you to make me chocolate chip pancakes, give me a back rub, write me a love letter, do my laundry, make me an ice cream sundae, give me a mid-day handjob, get the oil changed in both cars, take the kids to soccer practice, garnish up a fucking awesome steak and baked potato dinner, make me another ice cream sundae, tell me how handsome I look, give me another back rub, update my Facebook status with something funny and witty, and grab me a few beers from the fridge. 113 more words

Shanghainese Observations at Month 3

  • Of the men over the age of about 25 or so, 90% of them walk around in the summer showing their fat fucking belly. I have termed this the “Shanghai crop top”.
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China

Lege nescrisa?

Exista cumva o lege scrisa sau nescrisa cand vine vorba de inselat? Adica exista o lista cu lucrurile pe care poti sa le faci si sa se considere ca nu e inselat? 95 more words

The power of giving oral - Her

This week we’ve been away from each other. So you can imagine how much more I craved him when I read about how much satisfaction he gets from… 716 more words

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Lit Fiend Interview

Fiends, check out an interview with myself at Martin Appleby’s In Pursuit of Expression blog. I can smell it in the air -revolution brothers – now read on and be freaked! 48 more words

Writing And Poetry

Tips to find renowned Escort Service for better enjoyment

Is it accurate to say that you are a solitary and living in the wonderful city Bangalore? May be you are exhausted and searching for a female accomplice with whom you can impart your happiness and explore your wild side with her. 344 more words

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