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Also known as Alka-Seltzer

readingwithscissors wrote 6 days ago: … more →

Tags: Alka Seltzer, Australia, Drinkin Mate, hangover cure

Sisterhood of the flush

readingwithscissors wrote 1 week ago: … more →

Tags: Dulcolax, irregularity, laxative

Creme de la crap

readingwithscissors wrote 2 weeks ago: Indulge us: New and improved…packaging. At least they’re being honest. Sort of. Asterisk … more →

Tags: Food-flavored Food, What's Wrong With This Picture?, indulgent packaging, La crème, silly advertising, silly packaging, Yogurt

Works for bone loss but...

readingwithscissors wrote 2 weeks ago: …can’t cure headlessness. Wonder if it’s the same ad people who worked on this. … more →

Tags: Osteoporosis, Calcium, Os Cal, Bone loss, headlessness

I love the smell of raw anabolic testosterone in the morning.

readingwithscissors wrote 3 weeks ago: Smells like … victory. … more →

Tags: What's Wrong With This Picture?, anabolic steroids, Andy Pettite, ARod, Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, PEDs, performance-enhancing drugs, Roger Clemens

Down at the cranberry oatmeal bog

readingwithscissors wrote 3 weeks ago: Names are Darryl and Darryl. … more →

Tags: Food-flavored Food, Bog, Cranberry, Newhart, Oatmeal, Ocean Spray

It's a vibrator. It's mascara.2 comments

readingwithscissors wrote 4 weeks ago: It’s both. … more →

Tags: What's Wrong With This Picture?, vibrator, mascara, Maybelline, Cosmetics

Virtual pantyhose1 comment

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Tags: You need this. Honest., AIRBRUSH, legs, spray-on pantyhose, Tan

We used to call them vitamins

readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: But Flavor Glides is so much more Viactiv. From ExpertsinCaring TM. … more →

Two-for-one meditation

readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: Oxygen extra. … more →

Tags: You need this. Honest., meditation, Chakra, Reiki, AURA

Weight Watchers 2 for 1

readingwithscissors wrote 2 months ago: Less is more. … more →

James A. Dewar, Mr. Twinkie

readingwithscissors wrote 2 months ago: His kids grew up eating them and went on to play football. I mean, who needs PEDs when there are so … more →

Tags: Food-flavored Food, twinkies, mr. twinkie, Inventor of the Twinkie, James A. Dewar

Exercise the Urban Cowboy way. Sort of.1 comment

readingwithscissors wrote 2 months ago: There’s a lot going on here. … more →

Tags: iGallop, simulated horse riding, marital aids, Urban Cowboy, john travolta, Debra Winger

Bride of Frankenstein extreme makeover1 comment

readingwithscissors wrote 3 months ago: … more →

Homeland Security slippers

readingwithscissors wrote 4 months ago: Paper slippers at airport security. Just another reason to hate Osama Bin Laden. … more →

Tags: Torn from the Headlines, What's Wrong With This Picture?, Homeland Security!, airport security, Slippers, Osama bin Laden, Scanners, Shoes

Cozy Toes2 comments

readingwithscissors wrote 4 months ago: Guaranteed to remove painful arrows and replace with soothing sparkles. … more →

Poop paraphernalia

readingwithscissors wrote 4 months ago: As Crash Davis said during a meeting on the pitcher’s mound in Bull Durham, “We’re … more →

Tags: toilet tools, potty tools, poop paraphernalia, Regularity, cleanse, Elimination, constipation

Magnetic knees2 comments

readingwithscissors wrote 5 months ago: Perhaps not to be used with this. It says they’ve been used by the Chinese for centuries. By t … more →

Tags: knee magnets, KNEE PAIN, Knee Replacement

Artificial Knee Shopping1 comment

readingwithscissors wrote 6 months ago: Sure, you want it. Your friends will envy the way you bend and rotate. But be patient. It’ll g … more →


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