Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? Hilarious Sayings Funny Sayings Hilarious Quotes Laughter Quotes F… more →
My hilarious sayings quotes Weblogwrote 1 year ago: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know the speed of light, s … more →
wrote 1 year ago: We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. I don’t … more →
wrote 1 year ago: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Somerset Maugham Hilarious Sayings Funny S … more →
wrote 1 year ago: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will la … more →
wrote 1 year ago: “For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: The cat is above all things, a dramatist. ~amusing inspirational thoughts saying by Margaret Benson … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’ … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime! Hilarious Sayings Funny Sayings … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. German Greer H … more →
wrote 1 year ago: My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the ref … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky for you they can’t laugh. I wish I could kill the sexiest … more →
wrote 1 year ago: An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he … more →