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My hilarious sayings quotes Weblogrammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know the speed of light, s … more →
arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. ~Author : John F … more →
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rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill Hilarious Sayings Funny … more →
arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Refrain from asking what is going to happen tomorrow, and everyday that fortune grants you, count as … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. I don’t … more →
arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways. Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me bec … more →
arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. Attempt to get a new … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Somerset Maugham Hilarious Sayings Funny S … more →
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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: # Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way. # If one synchronized swimmer drowns, … more →
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raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. ~funny quotes on shirt by Pearl S. Buc … more →
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