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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. ~Author : John F … more →

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raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? famous funny quotes fun … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. ~genius quotes by Pietro Aretino witty one liner … more →

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rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill Hilarious Sayings Funny … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Refrain from asking what is going to happen tomorrow, and everyday that fortune grants you, count as … more →

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rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. I don’t … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways. Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me bec … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. Attempt to get a new … more →

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rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Somerset Maugham Hilarious Sayings Funny S … more →

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rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will la … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: #  Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way. # If one synchronized swimmer drowns, … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules. Remember, worth and value are not wra … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. My … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. I couldn … more →

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arisanakorn wrote 1 year ago: Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Bills travel through the mail at twice th … more →

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raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. ~funny quotes on shirt by Pearl S. Buc … more →

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