This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think… more →
funny sayings quotes's Weblogrammyjonk wrote 10 months ago: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know the speed of light, … more →
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raimialders wrote 1 year ago: ‘Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.’ — Clarence Thomas, … more →
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