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funny quotes and cute funny sayings

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don’t have film. You know the speed of light, s … more →

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Answering Machine Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, thin … more →

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Funny Retirement Sayings and Quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock … more →

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Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. famous … more →

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Funny aim profile sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: What if there were no hypothetical questions? Don t cross your bridges until you come to them. famou … more →

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Funny sayings for your profile

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: ‘Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.’ — Clarence Thomas, … more →

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Funny braless shirts quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart. ~cute braless shirts … more →

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funny msn cute sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of other … more →

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hilarious funny work quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: A man explained inflation to his wife thus: ‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you … more →

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rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill Hilarious Sayings Funny … more →

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hilarious one liner quotes

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. I don’t … more →

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random funny quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. cute friend sayings by Cute Guy Wh … more →

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hilarious short quotes

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Somerset Maugham Hilarious Sayings Funny S … more →

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hilarious coffee sayings

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will la … more →

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hilarious sayings - hilarious one liners

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. ~funny quotes on shirt by Pearl S. Buc … more →

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random hilarious sayings

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: “For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. … more →

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Short Funny Quotes & Witty Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” … more →

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witty hilarious cat sayings

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: The cat is above all things, a dramatist. ~amusing inspirational thoughts saying by Margaret Benson … more →

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Cool Hilarious Text Messages

rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’ … more →

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