# If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. # Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. friendship love sms messages Teenage Love SMS Text Mes… more →
My cute sms || funny text messages Weblogkristinawebb wrote 2 days ago: I recently downloaded the Dragon Dictation app for my iPhone. It isn’t always accurate, but it … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know the speed of light, s … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill Hilarious Sayings Funny … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. I don’t … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Somerset Maugham Hilarious Sayings Funny S … more →
bixtermoon wrote 1 year ago: # If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. # Money can’t buy happiness. … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will la … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: “For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’ … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime! Hilarious Sayings Funny Sayings … more →
bixtermoon wrote 1 year ago: Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now wi … more →
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bixtermoon wrote 1 year ago: Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of ch … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. German Greer H … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: “The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” Short funny quotes, No … more →
bixtermoon wrote 1 year ago: If U delete this message If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the ref … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky for you they can’t laugh. I wish I could kill the sexiest … more →
rammyjonk wrote 1 year ago: An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he … more →