Was gonna put something in Tupperware, when Dad suggested I just wrap it in foil.
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ME: Good idea!
ME: Did you just call me a DUMMY?!
“My dog ate my homework.”
It’s the most commonly used excuse that no one ever actually uses. I never really understood why my childhood teachers always used this example – probably because I didn’t really have any pets in elementary school save for the odd goldfish Bro Cat and I won at carnivals and whatnot and a random dog (complete with dog house) named Bear that appeared in my backyard one day and disappeared a few days later.1,278 more words
The Notorious C.A.T. doesn’t have a lot of love for fast food – but she’s got a major soft spot for Yoshinoya.
I don’t know what it is about that steaming bowl of Grade F- beef plopped on top of a bed of not-so-fluffy white rice…but my mouth is watering just 1,270 more words