Hey it’s great to be here you’re a lovely audience but last night was a tough crowd lemmie¬†tellya So many guys¬†in camouflage I thought the place was empty I says I know you’re out there I can hear you reloading Don’t get me wrong I love my wife but I wish she’d stop hanging her pantyhose on my antlers am I right fellas But I can’t complain at least I get good TV reception… 28 more words