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I Hope You Realize This Means War

For agonizing, eternal minutes, she and the interloper merely stared at one another, each afraid to move or speak. At last, the visitor found his courage, stepped forward, and offered the traditional greeting of his people: 34 more words

Larry Gets Buffaloed

“Are you gonna let that ram over there blow his own horn like he owns the place? Who does that conch-head think he is?”

“Yeah! I dare ya to challenge that petting-zoo inmate to a head-butting contest! That’ll show him!”


I first joined Hoofers Sailing Club 3 summers ago. I had been living in Madison for a little over a year and was still having quite a difficult time finding a good group of friends to spend my time with. 895 more words