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The Final Word on the Hooters Debate

Rain Racer — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:52:29 +0000

It has been exactly two months since my son stepped foot Hooters. Hundreds of people from around t

"Hooters Effect" Brings Change and Profits to Struggling Businesses

conchapman — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:43:49 +0000

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana. In this most typical of Midwestern cities, Bob Elmore faces a dilemma as November 30th approaches every year. “It’s time to renew my insurance,” he says, “and believe me it’s never easy.”

Ernie . . .

Bob plays golf with Ernie Thompson, who brokers his current coverage, but he’s getting pressure from Sue Ellen Spinorkle, a 43-year-old mother of two who took over her husband’s agency when he was killed in a hunting accident last year.

. . . or Sue Ellen?

“The rates are pretty much the same,” says Elmore, “and the promotional gifts”–a coffee mug from Thompson Insurance and a mouse pad with the slogan “Don’t be a dorkle–insure with Spinorkle!”–”sorta cancel each other out.” When the time comes to put pen to the premium check, however, one factor stands out. “Sue Ellen was willing to come over here personally wearing a low-cut blouse and a push-up bra and lean over seductively while she explained the advantage of higher deductibles,” Elmore says. “That attention to service is something that’s very important to a small business owner.”

Price insensitivity plotted against cup size

That small victory is part of a growing trend referred to by business school professors as the “Hooters Effect”, so-named after “Hooters”, the “delightfully tacky yet unrefined” restaurant chain that features scantily-clad women serving mediocre food at premium prices.

The wings are lousy–try the breasts.

“Generally speaking, you will find that a male purchaser’s price sensitivity is inversely related to the cup size of the female goods and service vendor,” notes Anthony Pavlick of Purdue University’s Lipshutz School of Business. “For reasons that we don’t fully understand, in both wholesale and retail sectors a man will focus on non-price related variables when he is faced with a ginormous set of bozangas.”

“You are not allowed to handle product samples freely . . . that comes extra.”

In small to medium-density markets where personal relations are key to sales, business owners say it’s worth the expense to scrap existing marketing campaigns to focus on mammary glands in tough economic times. “We were really struggling,” says Mary Kate McKelvey, owner of McKelvey’s Funeral Home in Newburgh, Indiana. “We turned to exploitive use of female morticians’ bodies on the recommendation of the fellow from SCORE,” the Service Corps of Retired Executives, a federal agency that puts former business owners to work helping small companies.

Drop-dead cute!

The outcome of a “business makeover” was total re-branding of the business that had been in the family for four generations. “‘Funeral’ has a very stuffy connotation,” notes Bob Dorthcutt, a former tool-and-die manufacturer. “We re-branded the company as ‘Mary Kate’s Death-Mates!’”

Hello Again

flatulatingbuddha — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:58:49 +0000

Well hello, greetings, salutations, what’s crackin and the like!

It’s been a while hasn’t it? About 5 months by my count, and I can count to potato!

But thanks to the hard working um….workers? of webpress….I gots my account back.

Thank you Anthony….I love you…

*tugs nipple clamps*

So…let’s see…so everything is about the same….for the most part….except I am currently sans job and living with relatives. Wait no, that’s the opposite of ‘the same’ isn’t it? Well, I’m just a big barrel of FUCK YOU today aren’t I?

So, a short update since my last blog: I didn’t go back to school, lost my apartment, wife was put in a hospital and got a dog!

I’ll elaborate more a little later on…

Smarter Women have Bigger Breasts?

poetryman69 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:45:23 +0000

Smarter women have bigger breasts?

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David Letterman is having Sex?

Naked Coed Calendar

Naked and pounding

Oxfords

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Copping a Rubber Feel

Choking that plastic chicken.

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