Aries

Sitting here with the family, trying to see whats what at home. It’s so strange being back home. When you lived here you never noticed the little things, but being back it just seems to make sense. The family is constantly one big competition. Who has the best story, whose life is going the best, who is number 1? The conversations always becomes singular, it revolves around the one person. I’m also trying to figure out why everyone suddenly forgets how tall I was when I get home. Seriously, I have yet to grow multiple inches over any 4 month period of my life. People don’t look shorter when I am around them, but the phenomenon has become a regular occurence. The one thing that does seem small is the house. I can’t believe that my apartment that I am living in now is as big is my house, quite ridiculous. This considering that I lived in one of the bigger houses in my neighborhood. Very strange, it confuses me how not weird being home is. The first time I came back it was like walking into a dream, maybe its the pot talking, but everything feels normal. I am not a fan of normal, nor am I of the abnormal. I really don’t understand how that last sentence made sense, but it so did. I don’t like too much chaos, but life can easily get boring. Maybe this is why on the first second of vacation, I start to work. Work on something big, what is that thing, I am not sure yet, but it will soon present itself. My Daily Horoscope App on my Blackberry told me so. It also let me know that I would run into unexpected cash. I guess it kinda came true, I found a few hundo that I just didn’t realize I was in ownership of. But I guess that’s a good thing, now I have some coins to pay the bills.

Ah, Coins. Forgot about the coins debate. As a former Farmville user, I just don’t understand why they can’t created the game so that you can use coins to pay for everything. If someone from the great place that is Farmville is reading, I need to buy gas with my coins.

CREATIVE NUMEROLOGY by Christine DeLorey

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*Your personal number for 2009 (you keep this number for the entire year) is obtained by adding 2009 to your month and day of birth. For example, if you were born on May 31, add 5 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 9 = 20. Keep adding until you reach a single digit. 2 + 0 = 2. In this example, your number for 2009 would be 2. This applies to both your Monthly and Weekly Forecasts. SCROLL DOWN TO YOUR NUMBER………

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1: Pushing too hard in this unhurried low-energy cycle will slow you down to a pace where patience and humility will be your only means of moving forward. But that’s the old you thrashing around like that. The new you wants to look more realistically at the details and get things right this time. Pushing will produce results. A slower and more patient approach will produce the results you want.

2: Tolerance is not the same as patience. We tolerate that which we cannot accept. Patience develops by accepting all of your reality instead of just some of it, and all of your feelings and thoughts instead of just some of them. Accept that there are some things you just cannot accept. This will help you release yourself from an old identity and allow more of the real you to emerge.

3: Notice the imbalance that occurs when you do not prioritize, when you focus too heavily on one area, or when you ignore the facts. If something must be put on the back-burner, so be it. It will still be there after another matter has been taken care of. Take a flexible approach which leaves room for the merging of needs and ideas. No one can win if they ask for the impossible.

4: You may believe that your feelings and thoughts are distracting you from other things, but it is more likely that other things are distracting you from some life-changing insight. Double-check the facts no matter how deep you have to dig, or how humbling the truth may be. You need privacy – but denial of your feelings and thoughts will keep you confined.

5: Slow down. Why do you feel it necessary to race ahead without a plan? You are in the delicate process of making life-changing decisions. From the moment we are born, we are set up in a foolish race that we are expected to run until the day we die – and we’re told that we are free! This cycle emphasizes how un-free we are. Accurate information and understanding are needed now.

6: This cycle offers a deeper sense of belonging by connecting you to someone who can help you, even if you think your role is to help them. This cycle is magnetic. It attracts. You are attracting attention and being attracted to something simultaneously. Certain details may be hidden, so don’t judge by appearances. The nature of your Will is to be free, and where there is a Will that is at least striving to be free, there is a way.

7: There is too much going on for you to focus on one thing. Evolutionary movement is causing you to surge forward and then hold back, leaving you simultaneously drained and raring-to-go. Appreciate the people and things you care about, and the love or loyalty that is all too easily taken for granted when one has plans of one’s own. If you are honest about the true nature of your anxiety or frustration, the way forward will be easier to recognize.

8: If you are involved with people or circumstances that seem irrelevant or hostile, be patient. There is a reason for this apparent mismatch. This is a chance to better understand the art of power-sharing, negotiation, partnership and right timing. Much can be achieved in an atmosphere of respect, peace, teamwork, and cooperation. So, put personal concerns aside and focus on joint interests.

9: This cycle highlights the way you communicate, present yourself, or operate socially. It is time to heal from a specific hurt or deprivation of the past, and climb out of a frustrating rut into which some of your potential became trapped. Humility, which has nothing to do with humiliation and lots to do with listening, empathizing, and inspiring others, can now release your creative spark.

PEOPLE IN THE NEWS 2009

1 YEAR CYCLE:

Emperor Akihito (Japan) – Carla Bruni-Sarkozy – Felipe Calderon (Mexico) – Hugo Chavez (Venezuela) – Liz Cheney – Simon Cowell – Mike Farrell – Al Franken – Tim Geithner – Whitney Houston – Steve Jobs – Ted Kennedy Jr. – John Key (New Zealand) – Bill Kristol – Veronica Lario (Berlusconi) – Hyung Jin Moon – Olusegun Obasanjo (Nigeria) – Joel Osteen – John Paulson – Roman Polanski – Charlie Rangel – Tim Robbins – Arundhati Roy – Sade – Bernie Sanders – Caster Semenya – Maria Shriver – Don Siegelman – Manmohan Singh (India) – Donald Tusk (Poland) – David Vitter – Tang Wei

2 YEAR CYCLE:

Diane Abbott – Gloria Arroyo (Philippines) – Hanan Ashrawi (Palestine) – Ed Balls – Roy Bennett (Zimbabwe) – Marina Berlusconi – George Bush Sr. – Raul Castro (Cuba) – Bill Clinton – Hillary Clinton – Stephen Colbert – Andrew Cuomo – Matt Damon – Russell T. Davis – Ellen DeGeneres – Alan Greenspan – Rev. Jesse Jackson – Hamid Karzai (Afghanistan) – Robert Kennedy Jr. – Imran Khan – Kim Jong Il (North Korea) – Kim Jong-un (North. Korea) – Dennis Kucinich – Ashton Kutcher – Julian Lloyd Webber – Michael Moore – Evo Morales (Bolivia) – Hosni Mubarak (Egypt) – Michelle Obama – Lawrence O’Donnell – David Petraeus – Colin Powell – Ryan Seacrest – Jeff Skilling – Allen Stanford – Debbie Wasserman Schultz – Joan Walsh – Lil Wayne – Will-i-am – Prince William

3 YEAR CYCLE:

Adele – Asma al-Assad (Syria’s First Lady) – John Atta-Mills (Ghana) – Michele Bachmann – John Boehner – Dan Brown – David Cameron – James Clyburn – Susan Collins – Tom Cruise – Howard Dean – Elizabeth Edwards – John Ensign – Mauricio Funes  (El Salvador) – Janeane Garofalo – Richard Holbrooke – Elton John – Angelina Jolie – Ban Ki-moon (U.N.) – Naomi Klein – John McCain – John Mack – Martin McGuinness – Kate Middleton – George Mitchell – Pervez Musharraf (Pakistan) – Keith Olbermann – Kelly Osbourne – Gwyneth Paltrow – Ron Paul – Shimon Peres (Israel) – Susan Rice – Marian Robinson – Karl Rove – Jean Sarkosy – Ed Schultz – Arnold Schwartzenegger – Nawaz Sharif (Pakistan) – Naseeruddin Shah – Marina Silva (Brazil) – Alan Sugar – Elizabeth Warren – Asif Ali Zardari (Pakistan)

4 YEAR CYCLE:

Mahmoud Abbas (Palestine) – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iran) – Roger Ailes – Kay Bailey Hutchison – Bashar al-Assad (Syria) – Pope Benedict XVI – Jill Biden – Tony Blair – Lloyd Blankfein – Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) – Sherrod Brown – Warren Buffett – Jimmy Carter – Chelsea Clinton – Jon Corzine – Ann Coulter – Brian Cowen (Ireland) – Mia Farrow – Bill Gates – Salma Hayek – Van Jones – Chris Matthews – Cynthia McKinney – Markos Moulitsas – Mir-Hossein Mousavi (Iran) – Bill Moyers – Gavin Newsom – Deval Patrick – Tim Pawlenty – Nancy Pelosi – Rene Preval (Haiti) – Vladimir Putin (Russia) – Mahinda Rajapakse (Sri Lanka) – Nicolas Sarkozy (France) – Frank Schaeffer – Kathleen Sebelius – Rajiv Shah – George Soros – Michael Steele – Martha Stewart – Jack Straw – Aso Taro (Japan) – John Travolta – Donald Trump – Steven Tyler – THE USA – Rick Warren – Carlos Watson – Jim Webb

5 YEAR CYCLE:

Prince Andrew – Glen Beck – Bilawal Bhutto Zardari (Pakistan) – Eric Cantor – Fidel Castro – Alistair Darling – Tom Delay – Sonia Gandhi -  Kirsten Gillibrand – Alberto Gonzales – Geir Haarde (Iceland) – Melissa Harris-Lacewell – Seymour Hersh – Jeffrey Immelt – Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (Liberia) – Vicki Kennedy – Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner (Argentina) – Paul Krugman – Bill Maher – Gary McKinnon – Elisabeth Murdoch – Sen. Patty Murray – Dr. Conrad Murray – Barack Obama – Ehud Olmert (Israel) – Brad Pitt – Erik Prince – Richard Quest – Daniel Radcliffe – Aishwarya Rai – Queen Rania of Jordan – Robert Reich – Kevin Rudd (Australia) – RZA – George Stephanopoulos – Jon Stewart – Jane Velez-Mitchell – Sarah Vowell – Henry Waxman – Robert Wexler – Oprah Winfrey – Robin Wright – Jose Zapatero (Spain) – Fareed Zakaria

6 YEAR CYCLE:

King Abdullah (Jordan) – Christiane Amanpour – Beyonce – Joe Biden – Barbara Boxer – Gordon Brown (U.K.) – George W. Bush – Jeb Bush – Dick Cheney – Lynne Cheney – The Dalai Lama – Rahm Emanuel – Nick Griffin – Eric Holder – Arianna Huffington – Bernie Kerik – Shahrukh Khan – Nicholas Kristof – Don Lemon – Ken Lewis – Rush Limbaugh – Peter Mandelson – Claire McCaskill – Mitch McConnell – David Miliband – Demi Moore – Janet Napolitano – Liam Neeson – Ben Nelson – Benjamin Netanyahu (Israel) – Queen Noor of Jordan – Sarah Palin – Hank Paulson – George Papandreou (Greece) – Pratibha Patil – Prince – Jairam Ramesh – Nancy Reagan – Rihanna – Al Sharpton – Than Shwe  (Burma) – Sonia Sotomayor – John Thain – Morgan Tsvangirai (Zimbabwe) – Priyanka Vadra – Anthony Weiner

7 YEAR CYCLE:

Ben Affleck – Dick Armey – Ehud Barak – Max Baucus – Melissa Bean – Maria Cantwell – Barbara Bush Sr. – Gurinder Chadha – Dave Chappelle – Deepak Chopra – Ana Marie Cox – Mos Def – Chris Dodd – Russ Feingold – Douglas Feith – Stephen Fry – Mikhail Gorbachev – Jane Hamsher – Pauline Hanson – Jesse Jackson Jr. – Sandi Jackson – Marcy Kaptur – Elizabeth Kucinich – Barbara Lee – Jay Leno – John Lewis – Ken Livingstone – Rachel Maddow – Dmitry Medvedev (Russia) – Roh Moo-hyun (South Korea) – Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe) – Rupert Murdoch – John Murtha – Gail Norton – Kelly Preston – Amrita Rao – Dylan Ratigan – Harry Reid – Thaksin Shinawatra (Thailand) – Johanna Sigurdardottir (Iceland) – Russell Simmons – Jacqui Smith – Olympia Snowe – Maya Soetoro-Ng – Arlen Specter – Lawrence Summers – Maxine Waters – Andrew Weil – Kanye West – Amy Winehouse

8 YEAR CYCLE:

David Axelrod – Bono – Laura Bush – Sandra Bullock – Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall – Princess Caroline of Monaco – Chris Christie – Cat Dealy – Lou Dobbs – Maureen Dowd – Wayne Dyer – Roger Ebert – Yousaf  Gillani (Pakistan) – Whoopi Goldberg – Phil Gramm – Rudy Giuliani – Sean Hannity – Elisabeth Hasselbeck – Prince Harry – Hu Jintao (China) – Shahrukh Khan – Madonna – Thabo Mbeki (South Africa) – Mary McAleese – Mary Lou McDonald – Angela Merkel (Germany) – Todd Palin – Vikram Pandit – John Podesta – Natalie Portman – James Arthur Ray – Rachael Ray – Jay Rockefeller – Mikheil Saakashvili (Georgia) – Mark Sanford – David Scott – Joe Sestak – Shepard Smith – George Tenet – Charlize Theron – Usher – U Win Tin (Burma) – Antonio Villaraigosa

9 YEAR CYCLE:

Paula Abdul – Gerry Adams – Ben Bernanke – Wolf Blitzer – Michael Bloomberg – Richard Branson – Mika Brzezinski – Prince Charles – Priyanka Chopra – John Cusack – Dominique de Villepin – Michael Dell – Jamie Dimon – John Edwards – Barbara Ehrenreich – Queen Elizabeth – Richard Engel – Louis Farrakhan – Patrick Fitzgerald – Barney Frank – Rahul Gandhi – Robert Gates – Al Gore – Jane Harman – Stephen Harper (Canada) – Thierry Henry – Mike Huckabee – Bobby Jindal – Boris Johnson – Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Iran) – Jack Layton (Canada) – David Letterman – Andrew Lloyd Webber – Nelson Mandela – Sun Myung Moon – James Murdoch – Leon Panetta – David Paterson – Rick Perry – Prince Philip – Ron Reagan – Condoleeza Rice – Tom Ridge – Scott Rothstein - Donald Rumsfeld – Salman Rushdie – Aung San Suu Kyi (Burma) – Eliot Spitzer – Barbara Walters – Jay-Z – Jacob Zuma (South Africa)

 “if someone is to love you, they’re going to have to learn to accept your faults. you won’t change because you can’t.”

so i don’t know what i’ve done to make you not speak to me anymore. can you tell me please so i can fix it?

this happens every time. i could cry.

and i sat at the train station tonight with a guy i haven’t seen since primary school. and it was great. no pauses. no stops. just flowing conversation. and no awkwardness. and he missed two trains just to wait with me. so we could finish what we were saying to each other. and we played i have never. and we matched. and i mocked him for his fourteen year old girlfriend. and told him my problems. and he listened. and i made a cremation joke and he said i pulled it off. and he got a train from the other side of the station and he waved. and i know i’ve made a good friend there. and i know i’m going to see him again.

my phone was left on my bed all day. i came home to two missed calls and two texts. and i was not expecting one of them at all. and it actually made me smile that she cared. but i have no credit to reply. i should at midnight. i’ll send an email then too. and i’m trying to word it now but i can’t get it just right. if i keep it simple it might just work.

and i feel sick. my toes have blisters. i got the wrong train home. so i had to walk for an hour. i took my heels off and walked through the mud in just my tights. and i stepped on glass and ripped my tights more and cut my hand on thorns i couldn’t see in the dark.

cut me into pieces. what does one more scratch on the surface mean to you. you cut me so deep and you don’t know. don’t care. don’t see. out of sight, out of mind. close your eyes and shut off your ears. if you can’t see and you don’t hear then it’s not real. it’s not happening. just another fleeting moment. a time you choose to ignore. if you don’t ask then you won’t hear an answer you don’t want to. you won’t have to deal with it. claim ignorance. claim you never knew. unknowing bliss. you never have to step in. you never have to help.

where were you when everything was falling apart?

i’m wearing my bright leggings. i have a purple jumper on and a blue ribbon in my hair. my hair is up and i have two necklaces and the silver bracelet that matches both of yours. i want to start wearing my other bracelets again but i can’t find them and when i do find them, i can’t bring myself to put them on. i feel nothing like i did when i started wearing them. my hair has changed. my clothes are not the same. my feelings are different. i’m not the person i once was.

i’m not whole, i’m not whole, you waste it.

my feet feel like they have bruised from all the walking today. i retraced five years worth of steps today.

i wish you would step in.

Sun is the brightest star in our solar system and has always been of great significance in both religion and astrology. A major influence in any natal chart, sun takes a back seat in Horary as the all mighty Goddess in our art is Moon. However, it maintains some critical importance in delineating horary charts as, besides being a possible significator or a ruler of a house, sun also has some unique attributes based on its very nature.
The strongest and most unlucky is combustion.

Combustion is the worst possible debilitation in any horary chart. Naturally, it is one of the main considerations in Horary. Lilly wrote:

And you must know that the combustion of any planet is the greatest misfortune that can be

and he mentions Arabs insisted on the obscure:

If the Lord of the Ascendant be combust, neither question propounded will take, or Querent be regulated.

Sun is hot and dry. Excessively hot. He burns every other planet that happens to be too close, even the moon. Any planet within 8 degrees and 30 minutes the Sun, in the same sign, is considered combust. It doesn’t alter its meaning if the conjunction is separating or applying (though is somewhat more powerful when Sun “hastens in conjunction” than when it recedes. It matters if they are separated from a sign cusp; combustion works ONLY if it is happening within a sign.
Keep in mind that sometimes, if the other planet is strongly dignified and has power over the sun (like being its domicile dispositor), it softens the impact.

Any planet suffering combustion, is rendered weak at the very best, downright malicious at worst.
The combust planet is extremely weakened, or shows mischief (especially in the case of Mercury), or shows “inability to be seen or heard”, or shows death, health detriment and so on, depending on what the planet being combust signifies and what matter the question is about. The fortunes lose their power to do good and the infortunes are rendered either weak or more malicious depending on their dignities.

If moon, without being a main significator is in combustion, gives a “not fit to be judged” chart, or gives a negative answer (the later especially if it is applying). You can go ahead and read the chart but you already have a red alert that something will go south.

If the querent’s significator is combust, is in “great fear”, overpowered by someone and/or hidden. I will add that, the querent may also find themselves facing some danger or trouble and upheaval.
If we ask about someone’s ability or dignity and his significator is combust, we can judge he is not good or suitable or honest.

“Is this lawyer a good one?” with his significator combust -> No, he is too weak or a swindler.
“Is she honest with me?” with her significator combust -> No, she is hiding something.

If you care to investigate further you will find out that there is dispute on the exact degrees of combustion but here, I will use Lilly’s choice of 8º30′ degrees. You can also find articles and books about the use of combustion in natal chart delineations.

“So, what if I ask a love horary and Sun is my sweetheart’s significator and my own significator is applying a conjunction to sun? Isn’t this combustion? Am I in danger?”
Yes it still is combustion and no, no danger here, but you are burning hot about your sweetheart, rendered weak due to your love and perhaps in fear of losing him/her. If though, in addition to that conjunction, moon is in Via Combusta, I would be cautious.
Context and common sense are important.

© 2009 All rights reserved – Με επιφύλαξη παντός νόμιμου δικαιώματος

Date de diffusion: 24 Novembre 2009

Durée: 31′42 min

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Contenu: Commentaires sur l’exposition François Morellet au couvent de la Tourette qui vient de se terminer et sur l’exposition ‘All Saints’ à l’hôpital St Luc St Joseph (jusqu’au 3 Janvier 2010).Table ronde critique sur la nuit Résonnance, sur l’exposition Prems de Claire Healy et Sean Cordeiro à la BF15, et sur l’exposition Horoscope de Markus Müller chez Néon.

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I bought a bag of glutinous rice flour to make Sweet Floating Balls or Chè Trôi  Nước long ago, though haven’t had the will to make it. It’s quite easy. It was just me. Laziness should be named a disability. Okay, bad joke. But I am more of a red bean desert or crème brúlee kinda of girl–and goes the reason for my laziness. I call the desert sweet floating balls bcos after a few minutes in boiling water, they would float atop like beach balls in a pool of water; though the better translation of the desert is sticky rice dumplings with coconut and sesame seeds in ginger syrup. My mom makes the best sweet floating balls of anyone I know. Then again, who would ever complain about their mom’s cooking?

I was just telling a friend today about my views on food–I would rather eat real bad like fast food, or real good like mom’s cooking or fine dining, anything in between is not worth eating. I never cared too much about Olive Garden or Red Lobster or Chili’s or Macaroni Grill. In fact, I have never eaten at these restaurants. Heading over to In & Out to buy two cheeseburgers would be much cheaper and tastes a whole lot bettter or learn to cook. Fine dining is a luxury, though very good food and excellent services, sometimes gets old if eating everyday.

I also made Bánh Tráng Cá Nướng or Grilled Fish in Rice Wrappers. I gave my sister two options: grilled fish or Bánh Canh (or Crab Noodle Soup) and she picked grilled fish. Good choice either way. When I was still living in Vietnam, my dad makes the bestest grill fish in the whole world. He was never a fisherman or a farmer, but he can grill some good o’le fish to eat with the rice wrappers. My mom would buy these trouts from the farmers and my dad would throw them in a burning puff of dried rice straws. They have a fanstatic aroma of rice, sweet and tender fish meat. Ooh, how I miss the golden days.

Chè Trôi Nước

Bánh Tráng Cá

I apologize for the small and poor quality pictures still. I haven’t picked up my ass from the lazy rehab to go find my camera charger for better photos. There’s rice vermicelli noodle and rice wrappers but I couldn’t fit them all in the tiny screen of my cell phone. Thus usual, take what you can get and don’t frown.

On a different note, ever since someone from another blog sworn that Holiday Mathis from the Creators is pretty dead on with her astrology reading, I’ve been reading her page religiously daily. I don’t always find her reading accurate, but there were times I was creep out by it. I once emailed her and was very surprised to get a response back.  My horoscope for tomorrow says:

ARIES (March 21-April 19). When relationships get tense, a new mindset will be your freedom. If you don’t attach any conditions to your love, you will find happiness with the love you get. Singles: Tonight you get along best with Cancer and Libra people.

It prompted me to think about love and relationships again. Can anyone love a stranger without any conditions? I only believe in unconditional love between a parent and a child. And even that, sometimes isn’t unconditional for some people. How could someone go on loving another person without asking for anything in return, i.e. the same love and affection s/he gives? Love blindly is love stupidly in my opinion. Maybe smart people don’t know how to love.

I don’t like Librans or aliens. *Pounds!*

We are watching the heavens!

The Sun entered Sagittarius on November 21st, @ 11:22Pm EST.  Sagittarius will be a relief from the intensity of the last heavenly month of Scorpio.

When Sun is in Sagittarius, our focus goes to creating goals towards our dreams.  It is about establishing our freedom whether in relationships, or from material things that tie us down.  Sagittarius is an optimistic sign, where we are more prone to putting our worries and fears behind us, “because it will work out”.

Sun in Sagittarius, November 21-December 21st, 2009

The Sun’s transit in Sagittarius this year starts with  feeling a heightened responsibility (in your relationships especially) and a sense of sobriety in the otherwise happy-go-lucky sign.  This is a good time to start a long term relationship, or anything else long term–go on a health kick!

Emotions will run high this month; thankfully the energy of Sagittarius will inspire a continuous sense of aloofness.

Around early December, the energies are auspicious for taking any form of action–whether that be exercising, or putting any plans into action.  We’ll feel an increase in productive energy.

From early to mid-December, it is a great time for expanding your social scope–be more accepting of opportunities to make  friends, join groups, or travel.  Expect your world to expand!  This is also a great time for accumulating wealth; or making babies and spending time with children.

The Sagittarius

People born during this period are typically loud, blunt, aloof,optimistic, friendly, generous, and love to travel.  Usually, there is a love for life and a LOLROFLMAO sense of humor.  They make wonderful Youtube comedians!

They are blessed with incredible good luck, such as escaping a violent car accident alive, or finding a penny on the sidewalk.  Little Sagittarius Timmy once ate lead chips, and he still turned out “kinda alright”.

The Sagittarius is charming and comes on strong when they flirt, thus they easily attract the opposite sex.  They are commitment reluctant  as they strongly desire their freedom.  They need alone time from their lovers, and sometimes that means banging someone else occasionally.

They can be incredibly materialistic.

They are wise and intelligent, but sometimes this isn’t so obvious by the things they say or how they say them.  I heard one Sagittarius say, “Animals are the best peoples in the world.” Indeed they are!

A Sagittarius can do exceptionally well in any career they desire, as long as they don’t fall victim to their natural procastination.  They may talk about doing great wonderful things, but often don’t follow thru.  Get off your lazy ass!

When they DO reach their goals they are often very successful.

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Famous Sagittarius

Brad Pitt, 45  December 18th, Actor

Jennifer Connelly, 38, December 12th, Actress

Britney Spears, 27 December 2nd,  Entertainer

Christina Aguilera, 28, December 18th, Singer

Ben Stiller, 43  November 30th, Actor/Comedian

After last week’s carpet incident, Venus starts Monday with the hump. Jupiter, who is making Brian Blessed seem retiring and softly-spoken these days,  goes in for a feel-better bearhug. Venus wallops him over the head with her hardback first edition of How To Win Friends and Influence People, which bounces off the big god’s thick skull and lands at Mercury’s feet.

Ever open to new methods of making connections, Mercury picks it up for a flick through. Neptune and Saturn read over his shoulders. Tuesday finds Saturn woodenly trying out Carnegie’s techniques on the Sun, who, feeling tip-top full of bonhomie and having nothing else to do, puts up with it for a bit.

By Thursday the others are fed up with Mercury having his nose in the book that they dare him to try to Win Mars’ Friendship and Influence Him. It’s been so long since anyone even knocked on the god of war’s bedroom door that it seems to go well, although this might have more to do with the bag of gingerbread men Mercury wisely took in with him. A concentrated biting-off of biscuit heads could be seen as harmony, I suppose.

Anyway, Uranus and Venus at least are too busy researching tickle spots to pay much attention. Neptune staggers over to help investigate the causal relationships among variables, but Venus asks him to go away and have a bath. A long one.

Mercury and Jupiter end the week by getting up to no good and having a right laugh.

*

Aries

When your troops tramp tramp tramp across new borders this week, remember to send them with fun size Mars bars to throw to the children. Why? Because it’s a nice thing to do, and when your actions compromise others’ future freedom and essential liberty, it’s nice to be nice.

Taurus

Do something known and loved in a whole different way* on Thursday and you’ll sleepwalk into the side of a bus on Friday morning. Still, not all bad: while they put you back together again the anaesthetic gives you time to catch up sleep, and it’s a known fact that there isn’t a single unattractive anaesthetist on the planet.

*For Thanksgiving-ing Taureans this probably means a new way with stuffing; the rest of the world’s bulls will want to be swapping the with with an of.

Gemini

While sorting stuff out for Sagittarius this week, I discovered that Green Eggs and Ham was written because Dr Seuss was bet $50 that he couldn’t write a book with only fifty different words. With thought, Gemini, I bet on Thursday, like Dr Seuss you can get your point across to partners in fifty words. It doesn’t matter what I bet because none of you will manage it … but I bet you could. Hand gestures are not included in the final count.

Cancer

Miss. Miss Miss Miss. Miss Miss MissMissMissMissMiss … I made Bethlehem in the bath … with ducks.

This week is perfect for expanding religious consciousness. Perfect for creatively contemplating new concepts of divine deliverance. Perfect for communicating your intuitive, individual experience of creation. Take a tip from the six-year-old, Cancer — it’s a dead good week for making Bethlehem in your bath. With ducks.

Leo

You can spout any old self-absorbed shite on Thursday and they’ll lap it up. You might even pull. Thankfully,  an enemy shoves a dog poo through your letter box on Friday.

Virgo

Go through your CDs, pull your iPod apart, and play every single track you have of a fat lady singing. Every one. She’s got a great pair of lungs. Before Thursday, you also need to decide what sort of relationship you want with your neighbour, or they’ll decide for you and you’ll be too drunk to care.

Libra

Early in the week someone twiddles the balance thingy in the middle of your kitchen scales, just ‘cos. This results in you accidentally inventing a new, super-rising scone, which feeds humanity and solves world hunger. Next, you must work on improving the logistics of jam and clotted cream transportation.

Scorpio

This week, Scorpio, Sagittarius is telling everyone how he likes it in the dark with a goat. Don’t get jealous, get even.

Sagittarius

Get scribbling, Dr Zeus, it’s time for your annual opus:

I am man.
Man-I-am.
Man-I-am, Man-I-am.
I do so like life. Man-I-am.

And I will like life in a boat
And I will like it with a goat.
And I will like it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good you see.

So I will like life in a box.
And I will like it with a fox.
And I will like life in a house.
And I will like it with a mouse.
And I will like it here and there.
Say. I will like life ANYWHERE.

Happy Birthday.

Capricorn

Past choices you’d made about money making methods affect your social interactions this week. Test out your technique before you mingle:

Q: And what do you do, Capricorn?
A: I slaughter innocent people to harvest their fat for beauty creams for the European market.

Hmm. It needs a little work before you can be voted onto the board of school governors — you could always try the golf club.

Aquarius

I’ve been staring at this week’s chart for ages, and it still all looks like Space Invaders for you. Who am I to argue? Keep your head down. Move smoothly and slowly with no sudden movements, but keep moving. Stay on the person-side of the screen — the one without pixels. If anyone comes at you with a space bar or a joystick, run.

Pisces

You’re rolling bogies between your fingers this week, Pisces, while all around you colleagues are discussing what it is to be an adult. You could tell them that it’s about being responsible for your actions; about learning from experience and moving on; about keeping a sense of compassion without allowing yourself to be walked over. Well, you could if you weren’t too busy trying to flick that  green, squidgy monster without it sticking to the end of your fingernail.

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Happy Birthday Per, Mafia, Nad, Yaya, Bernerd! (:

SAGITTARIUS MAN

A man who loves social life and curious about every new progress, new development
to make sure he is in the era and always have all up date information. He likes to know what is the latest trend of fashion and make sure he is not out of style. You can easily spot him at the grand opening of new pub, new restaurant for he loves to participate in social activity.

There is a few Sagittarius who is a private person as well, but you could see that he will be ahead of his friends. He will knows what is the best seller book, what are the top 10 hot hit of the week. The hottest movies showing now, he must have already seen it.

He hates routine, It makes him bored. He likes to get to his goals and succeeding in doing so is his true reward. Money making is O.K. but it is not his true joy, for he can easily spent them in a short while. They say if you want the truth, go and ask Sagittarius. They are right, you can ask him and he will tell you all the truth and very straight forward. Even he may speak bluntly, his friends loves him. If you have problems, all your friends may feel sorry for you, but Sagittarius will be the one who will give you a helping hand first and even expect no return favor. That’s why he is a real charmer even sometimes big mouth.

When he is mad , he can be quite fierce but quickly dissolve and easily forgotten. He is not a person who will take a revenge, so if he say he going to burn down your house, you can relax. He likes compliments and sweet words, so you can manipulate him easily. If he knows you are not sincere, you will totally become meaningless to him.

Some Sagittarius are gifted musician, or singer. He is a happy soul, has a good humor and has lots of jokes. He loves freedom, lively and very energetic. If he is working, he will take his job seriously. He likes to travel, likes to see new exciting places. Going out or traveling make him happy.

Sagittarius man is like a free bird. He lives as if everyday is Sunday. He will hardly be in a bad mood, but if he is in a bad mood, you will better leave his sight. If you want to talk to him in such mood, try to avoid issue of commenting his life. He flirts like other man, but he has a built in brake, so he will come back to you by himself. If he disappear for a few days, not to worry for he is only recharging his battery to be that same lively person again, them he will be back.

He has allergies to Pretty woman, so in love with many woman for him would be normal. Setting dating schedule is his games and it’s fun for him, and this will keep him from being bored. He hates obligations, so the word ‘marriage’ would suffocated him. If you allow him to have freedom, he will not go anywhere.

He falls in love as easy as he catches cold, especially if she is cute, funny and she has a strong personality. No one can tell how long he will be in love each time. If you want to really hold Sagittarius man, act like you are in an adventure movie. At all time, you should make yourself lively, tells him some jokes, always be cute so that it will ease up his allergy to other pretty woman a bit.

SAGITTARIUS WOMAN

A tall slim and graceful woman who walked proudly like she is walking in a beauty pageant competition. If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely covered it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step. She knows how to use make up to enhance her beauty. She looks at the world positively, so her face always seem so happy. She will not get up set easily.

Self confident woman who belief in her own style. She will not follow fashion, but standing in between simplicity and too modern. She is a very open person, sometimes can be too blunt. She is an honest person and never try to cause troubles for any one.

She likes to say something that you do not want to hear and yet she can say something so pleasing at the same time. Example she may say ‘I wish you could make more money, so you could afford better cloth, but anyway it is better this way. If you make more money you could be thinking of money too
much and become greedy’. She can say such thing and make you wonder if you should get up set or love her more.

She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home. She likes to be protected, but not to give her orders. She has no respect to a weak man. If she try to over powered you, then you have to calm her down and try to control her to be in a limit by doing the same thing too. She will listen if she respect you. She likes to be herself and like her guy to be himself.

She is a no nonsense woman, so you will not hear she says ‘ Guess what I will do next’, or ‘Guess what I am thinking’ because she always say what she is thinking out loud like a guy. If you do not understand her in this matter, you could easily break up with her. She sees problems in her love life as another funny story.

She is clumsy and it is in her nature. You may think it is cute, but for some neat guys this could be so unbearable. She is very friendly, so she can easily turn her enemy to be her friends. She has good taste in fine cloths, good food, first class and first services. Even a poor woman in this Zodiac will struggle to afford such good taste. She could spent lots of money as if she can not understand how difficult it is to make money. If you think of let her borrow money, think again.

She is a paranoid. If she thinks you like her, she may already think about getting marry and lost her freedom and so on and on. A jolly woman who loves sports. She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy. She has more guy friends and sometimes could act like one of a guy. She does not care about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn’t careless what her neighbor will gossip about her. She thinks either good or bad, you will know it yourself , so you should not bother what people think.

Her wit and innocent look are her charms. She is often hurts from love, but never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing ‘Do that to me one more time’. She likes going straight and being straight forward. She will not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say something. If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will admire you.

I can tell you there was only one person that was feeling flirtatious after reading this horoscope, and it wasn’t MRP. And it wasn’t in a good way, either.

Let’s just say the person who proofread this tidbit was flirting with disaster. Spelling disaster.

“Lucy Harmer’s shamanic astrology book is truly amazing. I use it in my work every day as a therapist to help people understand their personality and find their pathway through life.”
–Jean-Francois Beltrami, counselor and kinesiologist

Welcome to Lucy Harmer’s Shamanic Astrology monthly forecast for the Northern Hemisphere! Each month Lucy shares inspiration and ideas for the coming weeks from her book Shamanic Astrology: Understanding Your Spirit Animal Sign.

Shamanic Astrology is based on the study of the movement of the sun and the moon during the different seasons of the year. There are twelve astrological ‘”signs” which are represented by twelve different spirit animals. To find out your own personal spirit animal sign (the sign you were born under), please check the table of spirit animals at the end of this article. Shamanic Astrology teaches us that inner power derives from knowing the properties, characteristics, and qualities of each spirit animal (known as their “medicine”), and applying this in our own lives.

Each month I will focus on the spirit animal for that month, and describe the “energy” of the month itself and also the influence of the moon. I will also indicate which other spirit animal signs will find this month to be particularly beneficial, and why.

November 22-December 21: OWL

Month of Hibernation and Long Nights

Spirit Animal Sign of the Month:
Owl is the spirit animal which corresponds to November 22 – December 21 (in the northern hemisphere). If you were born at this time, your spirit animal sign is Owl and you share Owl’s strengths of being fair, honest, wise, philosophical, idealistic, optimistic, and independent. You are someone who enjoys the good life! You may also share some of Owl’s weaknesses and can have a tendency to be restless, negligent, intolerant, proud, irresponsible, tactless, superficial and excessively optimistic.

Medicine: Owl’s medicine is the ability to seek out truth and justice in all
circumstances. This can be used in any ambiguous or unclear situation, to find the path to follow and to restore order.
Element: Fire
Stone: Obsidian
Color: Gold
Plant: Mistletoe

Energy of the season:
Owl’s month, which ends with the winter solstice, is that of hibernation and long nights. The sun is at its lowest in the sky and the nights are at their longest. This is a period for introspection, spiritual seeking, visions, plans and preparation for the future. Everything undertaken during this month will need a greater dose of enthusiasm, spontaneity, and optimism than at other times and will have to be on a sound ethical basis. Projects conceived now are often highly ambitious.

Energy of the moon:
Owl’s new moon started on Nov 16th and the full moon is on December 2nd 2009. The period from November 22nd until December 2nd is the ideal time for conceiving or launching projects. These will have a high rate of success, as long as they have a sound ethical foundation. After the full moon, from December 3rd until 15th December, time is best used for introspection and deep spiritual growth. This is a time for learning from the past and for setting new goals for the future. December 16th brings the new moon in Snow Goose; this is a time for putting new structures in place for the year to come, with much determination.

This month is particularly favorable for the following signs:

Owl:
If your sign is Owl the energy of this month is very favorable because it corresponds to the month and the moon of your birth. A new cycle is about to start in your life and this is the best time to start planting seeds. Use the sun’s energy to take stock and head off in a new direction.

Falcon/Salmon:
If your sign is Falcon or Salmon, this is a very lucky month for you, with lots of harmony because you are in your own fire element. A multitude of opportunities will open up for you in this period and this is the best time to give destiny a helping hand!

Raven/Otter:
For Raven and Otter people, this is a very dynamic month, full of energy which favors the conception and birth of new projects. You will feel new motivation and a renewal of your energy at this time.

Table of Spirit Animal Signs:

To find your spirit animal sign, just locate your birthday from the dates below, according to your place of birth. If you were born north of the equator (eg; USA, Canada, Europe), then look for your date of birth in the column headed “Northern Hemisphere.” If you were born south of the equator (eg; Australia, New Zealand, South Africa), then look for your date of birth in the column headed “Southern Hemisphere.”

© Copyright 2009 Lucy Harmer

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Forget that fortune cookie and plan your week of chuckles with Wisecrack Zodiac!

Aries: Hardheaded? Your brain has more security than Gitmo but this week, a band of crazy ideas may infiltrate and crack it open so the thoughts can run free. Don’t worry, this bout of open-mindedness will only last a few minutes before the trained attack opinions arrive.

Taurus: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you and pounds on the door in the middle of the night, get a restraining order and delete your Facebook page.

Gemini: Asking for the universe’s protection is fine, but if you suddenly find yourself surrounded on all sides by beams of white light, make sure you’re not meditating in the intersection again.

Cancer: Getting back on track doesn’t always mean you’ll end up zooming in NASCAR; sometimes you just end up in a road rally of drunk unicyclists. Relax and roll with the vodka-and-fruit punches; you’ll find the fast lane soon enough.

Leo: You love playing mad scientist, but this experiment may blow up in your face. Quit poking the mutant zombie Jell-O with a sharp stick before you become known as the idiot who started the Flesh-Eating Fruit Salad Revolt. On the other hand, it does sound pretty cool.

Virgo: You may always ride on the straight and narrow, but that will change after an encounter with an egg beater, a vibrating Snuggie and a fermented carton of orange juice. Keep track of the camera because memories may fade but photos can last a lifetime.

Libra: When you enter a room, every head turns. It could be your hotness, or it could be that tornado warning siren you’re using as a ringtone. Drop the twisters and let your natural assets blow everyone over.

Scorpio: You’re enjoying a ship passing in the night, but keep that lifeboat handy. Someone’s singing that Titanic love song and a big iceberg called commitment is drifting into your shipping lane.

Sagittarius: If you really wanted to hear all the answers, you’d get married or ask a kid. Sometimes ignorance is more than bliss, it’s a good survival technique.

Capricorn: Leading a logical life is a worthy goal, but even Spock let his hair down occasionally. Get your pointy ears off the practical path with some fun this weekend, before you snap and start singing Klingon folk songs.

Aquarius: A homemade holiday season is wonderful, but you’re one step away from Bedazzlers Anon. Step back from the glitter and enjoy some time with the family. You made them, too, and they shine just as bright.

Pisces: Don’t worry if you’re a one-track train in a multi-tasking world. Doing one thing at a time is so quaint, it’s practically trendy. At last, you’re with the ‘in’ crowd!

Ever wondered if you could change your luck if you knew what your future held?  Well guess what, Hottywood can help! 

Below are Hottywood’s cookie fortunes, as revealed by the moon and the sun, in addition to the itch on the bottom of his foot.   

Take heed.  Knowledge is power.

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Capricorn

December 22 – January 19 

If you like camel humps, then this is the week for you. Your soda will be extra fizzy and your french fries will stay hotter longer. 17 is your lucky number except on those days ending in the letter “y.”

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Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

None of your booty calls will answer their phones this week. Cold showers and porn will be God’s way of telling you He still cares.  Stay strong.

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Pisces

February 19 – March 20   

Hot chicks will flirt with you even if you are a woman but they will only have one eye brow. Beware of one-heeled polar bears and hairless puppies. Someone will piss you off all week. Buy insect repellent and rope.

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Aries

March 21 – April 19 

Do you like cold pastrami on molded pumpernickel bread with brown lettuce and government cheese?

…me neither.

Yesterday was your lucky day, tomorrow is a little fuzzy and today you’ll be consumed with wondering what you did yesterday that will make tomorrow better. Good luck.

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Taurus

April 20 – May 20 

Am Amish person will invite you to a polka dance and your paycheck will be short $58.13. Your grocery bill will be sky high and your bank account will be negative (-)$58.25.  Wear a paper bag over your broke ass head.

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Gemini

May 21 – June 20 

Dogs will bark and cats will scratch. But I guess I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know. Flip more coins although it may not matter. Your week is either going to be good or bad.

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Cancer

June 21 – July 22 

Goat cheese is your enemy. Your supervisor will not get laid this week and will take it out on you. Block-the-Hater shades will be on sale only in department stores that are outside of your state. Buy some paperclips. They are sharp and inconspicuous.

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Leo

July 23 – August 22 

A little birdie is going to tell you you look fat. Purchase a new baking dish, you’re going to have chicken all week. Count to 5 backwards three times in your sleep.

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Virgo

August 23 – September 22 

You won’t win any congeniality awards this week because you are selfish, rude and right about everything. You’re going to have a good week because no one will want to be around you to get on your nerves. Use your time wisely to reflect on how arrogant you are.

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Libra

September 23 – October 22 

This week you will be cursed with slouchy socks and extra tart morning breath. Avoid the subway. Everyone will view you as a moving target.

EVERYONE.

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Scorpio

October 23 – November 21 

Invest in a plus-sized vocalist association. Your lover will stop being an ass only when the fat lady sings.  

…let me know how that works out for you.

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Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21   

Any gift you receive will be broken. Then again you may not receive a gift at all so you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. Christmas will be better for you as long as anyone who might give you a gift this week does not give you a damn thing for Christmas.

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Quote of the Week:    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” 

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