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I chickened out on the lesbian chat rooms. Seems to me that there would be no lesbians there…just guys…creepy guys. Soooooo, why not fire with fire. I’m going to go on a gay chat sit… more →
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Comatose girls...partially nude.
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thehostess wrote 2 months ago: I chickened out on the lesbian chat rooms. Seems to me that there would be no lesbians there…j … more →
Hostess Diary: June 8th, 2009
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thehostess wrote 6 months ago: Dear Diary, Today was a busy day. I spent it all at the Homo Depot trying to get materials to string … more →
Everglades swamped with invading pythons: but don't run to the swamps boys...
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thehostess wrote 6 months ago: This is a public service announcement. I don’t want a bunch of gay guys running to the swamps … more →
The two on the right are hot–the one on the left...not so much
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thehostess wrote 9 months ago: I’m open to blond jokes on this one… … … more →
Sean John glasses not working properly...I want a refund
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: One of the only things that hasn’t broken down or broken out has been my eyesight, but recentl … more →
This next post will have the word "stripper pole" 4 times in it
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: Kate Hudson has a stripper pole in her bathroom. I have scales, a toilet, a shower and some vitamins … more →
The Claim: Never Blow Your Nose When You Have a Cold
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: If your cold isn’t making you feel bad enough already, this will put you over the edge. I have … more →
Day 1 of Freedom to Marry Week
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: The powers that be asked bloggers to post about Freedom to Marry Week. There are eloquently stated r … more →
Facebook: 25 Things I Didn't Want to Know About You
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: The metrosexuals at work talked me into joining Facebook just three weeks ago. Yesterday I unfriende … more →
Unscientific proof that my dog isn't color blind
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: It snowed here in Philadelphia again last night. A beautiful white blanket covered my lawn as I walk … more →
Groundhog sees shadow...6 more weeks of antidepressants
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: These guys are everywhere…they’re fat and sit on the side of the turnpike eating clover. … more →
DANGER! Ice, Snow and Sunoco sticker ahead...
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thehostess wrote 10 months ago: We’ve had a bit of a storm here in Philly. Even my dedicated boss is working from home… … more →
Sniper rifle software launched for iPod: Guess what I spent my Christmas money on?
thehostess wrote 10 months ago: FINALLY! A new application has been launched for the iPod touch to help gun users line up a clean sh … more →
Vintage Sexism: I've been rinsing my dainty feminine allure all day
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thehostess wrote 11 months ago: I must thank my favorite political guru for this gem… Vintage Sexism via Deanna’s Rambli … more →
Heterosexuals are so weird and violent...
thehostess wrote 11 months ago: Reuters: What Are You Doing Here? A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel a … more →
Roasted Capon: Feminist or Transgendered Dining?
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thehostess wrote 11 months ago: I cannot help but think that as a lesbian, it is a correct assumption to consider “the taste … more →
Because I was drinking and driving before Rachel Maddow got her learners' permit: The Champagne Cosmo for New Years
thehostess wrote 11 months ago: … 1 1/4 cups Cointreau or Grand Marnier 1 1/4 cups cranberry juice cocktail 1/2 cup plus 2 tab … more →
Day3: Sleet & rain present...working car absent
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thehostess wrote 11 months ago: This morning I switched out my old battery for an apparently older battery. The woman that sold me t … more →
Poll: Will my car start?
thehostess wrote 11 months ago: It’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassier. Do I keep hoping beyond hope that my … more →
