I been gone for a minute now I’m back with the jumpoff. As you know Kuntye was in the building at the VMA’s this weekend…It’s all anyone can talk about, his EGO has him at the top of everyone’s shit list. He took to Jay Leno to make a very public mea culpa…SMH!

Hello IBMedia readers, it’s me Vaun this post is dedicated to a youtube video posted by youtube personalities Skorpion & Makael. In this video the duo discuss Rihanna & Chris Brown saga and Chris’s appearance on Larry King. This video is all Kinds of WHAT THE FUCK!  1st of all, what’s with all the shade being thrown @ Rihanna & when in the hell did opinions become “The Truth” Now I’m not hating or throwing shade BUTT…..

Lets Correct A Few Things!

1. Rihanna’s father has never and I repeat Never called Rihanna crazy or stated that she has anger issues. The whole Rihanna hitting her brother with a bottle thing is something RIHANNA told a magazine. Link After her and her brother got into a physical fight where he pushed her down scratching up her side sh hit him with a bottle. And why is it that yall didnt mention Chris’s violent pass??

Like Here .. Here .. Or Here —> (Excerpt from Giant Magazine)

Like the day an 11-year-old Brown made a promise to his mother. He vowed that he would go to jail by age 15 for killing his abusive stepfather. “I just want you to know that I love you,” he told her. “But I’m gonna take a baseball bat one day while you at work, and I’m gonna kill him.”

2. No one is Lynching Chris, his dumb ass is the one who decided to go on Larry King and do the damn interview without preparing, just like he in the one doing interviews with People Magazine. So if Chris is being Lynched he’s the one tying the rope NOT the media.

3. PLEAZE dont catagorize “Dem Island People” being that I am a VERY PROUD JAMAICAN, I take that shit as Offensive so, as i would say in my native accent ” Watch yo bombo clat mout yo dutty stinking dranco yo fava dog, go nyam yo mada crazthes ang go bout yo bizness wutless peace a shit, Duty Neiga”!

4. Get off Beyonce dick  (Your Fellatio Level Is Off the Charts) Makael your NOT getting paid,we know you love & stan for her but the hating on other female artist thing HAS GOT TO STOP, Be mature and reasonable instead of acting like Beyonce’s perfect because NO ONE IS!

5. Get Y’all Facts Straight.

6.  Happy Birthday Queen Bey & many more to come.

Vaun Out!

OMG R&B singer Keyshia Cole’s older  sister & now Reality TV personality Neffe is a Hot Azz Mess! Why you as, because just 25 minutes ago she accidentally released Kim Zolciak cell phone number all over twitter. If you don’t know Kim, she’s the white Mistress women on Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Lawd once again twitter if F%ing  up people’s personal life.

Damn __ Now Kim is getting her lawyers involved.

Kimzolciak @therealneffe ur a real class act. My attorney will be in touch with you tomorrow.

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VH1 is saved as a favorite on my cablebox (lame excuse, I know) but that’s my only defense & it convienently explains why I even know about this fuckery. Anyhoo, this shit show airs on VH1 and now the real fuckery going on behind the scenes has caused the show to be scrapped indefinitely.

It would seem that one of the contestants, Ryan Alexander Jenkins ALLEGEDLY may have killed his WIFE and stuffed her in a suitcase in a dumpster somewhere. The guy is being labeled as a “person of interest” in the investigation, and he also happens to be missing-hmmm! TMZ is reporting that dude, will end up as one of the finalists in the show and that even though he wasn’t picked by Megan, he was able to capitalize his feature on Megan’s show enough to be on the next season of ‘I love Money 3′ word is dude actually WON IT ALL on that show. So now VH1 is totally screwed. They hadn’t even annouced an air date for the next season of that show.

So now, VH1 has removed all images of the show from their website and the show “Megan wants a Millionaire’ and all it’s future episodes have been removed from their schedule. Not for nothing but isn’t this the type of trainwreck television VH1 executives live for??

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Vacation appeared to be going real smooth too. Until the couple headed out for a romantic evening and the rabid, Croatian paps got into a scuffle with Bey’s bodyguard Julius.

It didn’t end there. The pap who threw his tripod turned around and filed charges against Julius with the Croatian police. No word yet on whether Julius will have to turn himself over to the cops. If he know like I know I would be long gone by now…

Cause I Wouldn’t Suck Your Di%k….Really, This is the most of the most Hot Ass Messes. How is this on a local CITY news paper?

Via MissJia.com (Loves her blog check it out)

“DC Mumbo Sauce’s showcase of the City Paper but you can also find it at Lady Crunk’s spot. Lawd, this sh*t was FILARIOUS! iCan’t!”

Ok, Soo I have been getting Tweets from you guys that follow me on Twitter about the cover of the last issue of Vibe Magazine and what i thought about. Well here’s my opinion, TRASH.

Personally, I don’t like these two as a couple and I’m getting tired of them individually. Christina really needs to stop jumping around with different men, it’s like every guy she works with she dates and The-Dream is getting way to cocky and arrogant for me. Christina went from no one caring about her or wanting to sign her, but Myspace Records, stuck their necks out, took a chance and signed her to a great deal. She spent months and months working on her album with then boyfriend Dre of Cool & Dre, the very successful Miami production duo. She then started hookin up with The-Dream on the side and just left Dre & her record label for The-Dream and his record label Radio Killa Records. Personally if I was myspace records I would have sued her ass, I mean we take you on give u some publicity spent crazy numbers of dollars for studio time, give you some publicity so people can start talking about you, shoot promo pics, shoot a music video, release it to the public, it flops because your ass didn’t want to promote it & then you just up an leave. Hell NO. And for The-Dream ever since Rihanna’s single Umbrella blew up and people started flocking to him for music, he’s been walking around like he’s the shit. In all actuality he SUCK’s live. He cant perform, he cant dance, he cant really sing live neither and then now has the nerve to be wearing them TIGHT ASS jackets like he skinny or something. Back to the cover & pics lol, there garbage whether I like them or not, there garbage. For Vibe Magazine to be closing out the magazine with them on the cover looking like I took the pictures from an old ass Kodak camera and edited that ish using Windows Paint is wrong. Grrr I’m over it.

Ok….So for thos who did watch, the BET Awards took place sunday June 28, 2009. The show has been bulding up anticipation for the past 2 or 3 weeks but jumped into fast mode when executives over @ BET promised a riveting Tribut to the late King Of Pop Michael Jackson. We heard rumors of a huge tribute that would include or Usher, Chris Brown, Ciara & Justin Timberlake. We heard that Whitney Houston, “The Voice” herself would be there to premiere her new single. All in all the day came and DID NOT live up to its hype.. Lets Begin

The Opening – Ok so they show a great clip of Mihcael and his inspration James Brown..were excited were into it, we start wondering ok is Chris gonna open and kill thriller or one of MJ’s great song….Nope we got New Edition looking old, fat & tired and sounded an off key Mess. Damn did Bobby eat Whitney..Lawd he got big.

Host – Jamie was HILARIOUS…At times a bit too mcuh and he was everywhere i mean Damn he performed a good 3 or 4 times..And WTH why did He not have an ear piece everytime they went live he was just standing there looking lost “we live, are we live yet” YES Negro your live. lol. And was anyone else mad that he left the mic across the room and instead of using the one in front of him he just talked out loud as he walked back to get his mic?

Keri Hilson – Keri gave a good performance, one of my favorites..I just have a problem with that ending..I mean who in the hell told her to do that little acapella piece, did anyone else think that she was gonna go into a performance of Get Yo Money Up (her next single)..And why did she turn into Elvis @ the end, with all that leg shaking and movement..I know she was excited for her 1st performance on an Award show but next time Keri do less Mic changing and focus on the vocals.

Ne-Yo – Ne-Yo gave a great performance of  Lady In My Life which was the first performance that paid tribute to Michael Jackson. Whiel i enjoyed the performance and Ne-Yo sounded great ima need him to keep his hat ALL the way on..Ne-Yo kinda saved teh show along with Jamie because they performed a good 4 times each.

Ciara – Lawd Ciara performed Heal The World another song that was apart of the MJ tributes of the night. Ok Ciara is one hell of a dancer and performer and im SOO mad she didnt perform Beat It, Bad or any song that she could do what she does best Dance. Her vocal performance was not great, it was barely good. It was a bit pitchy and flat especially when she went into her lower registry. I saw her MTV interview  that she did where she told them that she choose this song because its one of her favorites and that she started to cry at the press interview, which i did see and saw that Cici loved her some MJ…lol

Maxwell – Yes Lord..Maxwel gave a great performance of his song Pretty Wings he had my mother and friend saying whooo he fine and all types of ish..lol..but he did really good..Take Notes male R&B singers of today, Take Notes.

Soulja Boy – The mess that is this Not talented but smart kid soulja boy gave a dolla store performance of Turn Ya Swag On. Now i personally prefer Keri’s version, i mean Soulja Boy and most of the young souther rappers all sound like QUEENS..they all sound like they just left lenox mall and went to the closest gay club..No Shade..like the dances and the way they rap just screams IM IN THE CLOSET…But i digress..This should have been on that half assed 106 & Park red carpet show NOT the main stage.

Keyshia Cole & Monica -  The two R&B Divas performed their new song Trust..While at first i hated this song Monica has made me Love it..Ok they both gave good performances But Keyshia honey you might not EVER want Monica to do what she did to u on that stage again..Monica straight stole the whole stage..Monica had soo much Swag, Sas, Attitude and just great raw vocal ability..From her full belts to perfect falsetto notes had me liek Yaaaaaaas Honey..Go Monica..Cant wait for the album!

Beyonce - Probably my greatest disapointment of the night was the mighty Beyonce..Why you ask, well Bey is amazing vocaly we all know that and her vocal performance of Ave Maria & Angel were great. But, for her to just take this straight from her tour and bring it to the BET stage was IMO like saying to us, yall gonna take this half ass performance and be happy with it I aint learning nothing new for yall..lol..I mean i wanted Sasha to come on stage and just rip her some Diva or Ego and mix in some Michael but instead i was bored watch her perform this since ive seen it on youtube like  months before..lol

Jay-Z – Jay gave a great performance of his new street single D.O.A i love the song and though he did a good job i mean there’s not much he can do but rap the song with the pyro..lol..But Thank GOD he cut that hair..Yes Lawd it was a ruff mess.

Lil Wayne & Drake – THE MESS OF THE NIGHT..Goes to Lil Wayne & Young Money for performing their single Every Girl (I Wish I Could Fuck Every Girl In The World) The problem wasnt the fact that Drake (who tore his ACL sat their the whole time, or the grimlin that is Lil Wayne, but the fact that they had 9 – 12 year old girls dancing on stage with them and singing the words to such a graphic, mature & overtly sexual song. UGH Where they do that @!

Funny Moment - Eddie Levert was killing me when he accepted the Life Time Achievment Award along side the rest of the OJays. He began to speak on his memories of Michael and accidently said Shit live on air..While its not a major cuss word its just funny because it was a genuine story about him and Michael.

The little Baby Boy skit was soo cute and funny Until Ving Rhames scary ass came out..lol

Jamie Foxx & Martin SOOOOOO need to make that Wanda & Shenneneh trailer (Skank Robbers) into a real movie, i will personally act in it for free.lol..There trailer had me dying..lol

Realest Moment & Show Saver Of The Night!

Janet Jackson gave a brave and moving speech in honor of her brother which almost brought me to tears and had me feeling sad and wanting to give her a BIG huge…Loves U Janet!

So all in all the show was a HUGE let down from the half assed performances to the No show of great artist that would have made the show to the Wack ass non exostant tribute to MJ…I think Debra Lee and Steven Hill over @ BET need there asses beat and put on probation for the follishness that was The BET Awards 2009 (In Michael Jacksons Honor)..I Know Michael is crying in his grave…Where was Chris, Usher, someone or anyone that can dance and entertain..I Officially HATE BET for getting everyones hopes up and dropping the ball..Yes they only had 2/3 days to prepare a tribute, but it would have been better to just say hey were gonna have another show dedicated to him later on in the year and that we will kepp the Awards as planned with a brief tribute/review of his accomplishments and hard work..I mean Damn its not hard to think of people..

Vizion OUT!

Bravo did some real bullshit the other night with Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. But luckily they made it up us with this clip from season two of the REAL Real Housewives.

Lawd…Twitter is my new best friend with all the mess its been starting lately im in love.

Last night while still getting over the shock of  Dorions cackes n things the royal self proclaimed queen of all media Perez Hilton made a quite intresting frenzy on twitter after allegedy getting attcked by Will.I.Am of BEP after the Much Music Awards which are held in Toronto. Perez did what he does best by being overlly dramatic and twitting that he was under constant attack and afraid for his life… *Rolls Eyes* He told his follows to please call the Toronto police and put on his best show. Will.I.Am who doesnt have a twitter well at least until last night, told his friend famous Bisexual, loser Tila Tequila via her twitter that perez was lying and that he (Will.I.Am) never assulted Perez.

Ok lets be motherfuckin real yall, if my ass just got attacked why teh hell am i on my phone twittering instead of calling the POLICE?? Why in the hell would i tweet about it? Perez & Will have both made videos about the situation, You be the judge.

Look @ He (Perez)

Look @ He (Will.I.Am) Pt.2

Where do we start…Ok so ive been gone for a few days but if you have my twitter you know where and what ive been u to. Last night after tox boxing and ustreaming all night i was up feeling like a zombie and getting ready to sleep when out of nowhere Dorion, former BET College Hill castmember’s twitter starts sending out crazy and i mean hella crazy twitts. From his supposed sexual endevers with famous men to over the top blunt statements. Friends figured Dorion was drunk and told all “he’s playing” or “i must tell him not to drink & tweet” , but that was just the beginning before we knew it naked pictures and his celebrity friends #’s and adresses were being sent out….Come to find out Dorion who is uasually very respectable, was the victim of a HACKER!! The person had somehow found out his password to his blackberry account which is linked to his phonebook and email. Since it was the middle of the night some didnt know but by morning it was everywhere.

Check These Censored Pics Below…Uncensored After The Cut

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Apparently, Lil Wayne is an impregnating beast! Freddy-O, the same very credible source who reported that Lauren London was pregnant by Wayne is now reporting that Nivea is also pregnant by Wayne. (And rumored to be engaged to him) And the kicker is that both women are reportedly due the same month, so these 2 new additions will make this 3 babies within the last (calendar) year.

Well if we can, let’s give credit to Wayne for maintaining so many lasting relationships with these women. I wonder how many more groupies, out here got stories to tell. If you are pregnant or have ever been pregnant by Lil Wayne, now is your chance to announce it to the world. [Which BTW, got 2 whole followers bigger!] Leave a comment or email me: honeygrip01@aol.com

Weezy already has a 9 year old daughter with his ex-wife, Antonia. Congrats to all!!!

By Honeygrip

Ray J a.k.a. ‘Loveboat’ is single again. And by “single”-I mean, single for the intense & purposes of his hoebag show. To apply online click here, And just in case the link doesn’t work, please don’t panic.

http://www.rayjcasting.com/

Just think about it, the application can’t be too hard, let put Danger’s crazy ass on T.V.

By Honeygrip

But the rest of this outfit on EVE is TOO MUCH! By the way, if you can’t tell. The hair has one side short, one side extra long and a braid thrown in. Like i said: TOO MUCH!

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Maybe he would like to explain why he has been photographed lately without his wedding ring, and with this rather average looking woman? And why the paps caught them heading into his hotel after hours together. And why when they did she hid her face?? I mean that just makes you look suspious.

Maybe he can also confess to us all as to where is lovely wife and kids are while all this is going on?? I’m just saying…

Meet Desmond Hatchett. Desmond is 29 years old and has fathered 21 children with at least 11 different women. Poor Desmond is having a hard time making ends meet with all that responsibility and a job that only pays minimum wage…

Word is that the PussyCat Dolls are experiencing a classic case of girl group back biting & in fighting. It always seems to happen. The Supremes became Diana Ross & the Supremes after Diana started a long, sorted affair with Berry Gordy. Destiny’s Child (blah, blah, blah) and most recently Diddy’s own girl group Danity Kane fell apart faster than it took them to be put together.

Anyhoo, Nicole Scherzinger the lead Pussy in the PCD’s has been trying for like-ever to get her self separated from the other girls. The tension is so thick with them now that most of their projects are labeled Pussy Cat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger. It seems that the other girls are having a hard time adjusting. So hard in fact, PCD member Melody Thorton took a moment to shout it out in her hometown of Phoenix.

I think all these ladies should just be happy anyone is paying attention to them.

By Honeygrip

How was my day? you ask. Well, it started off real regular until around 5:00. When this guy and his friend decided to stand in front of me and give me a free asscrack show for about eh, maybe 15 minutes.

it was thrilling too. The twist & turns of the subway brought him close enough for me to get this hot, fucking sexy snapshot.

It was just then I decided that this was a sign for me to have a “crackass weekend”.
I also decided too start it tonight.

So, have a crackass weekenD!

By Honeygrip

I don’t know who Talking with Tami is or what she’s about but if she grabbed these candids of Dwight (the honorary 6th ‘hotassmess’ of ATL) at Lisa Wu-Hartwell’s private dinner party-she’s alright with me!

Lisa Wu held a dinner party at her Atlanta home where all the housewives showed, except our beloved Kim.

I cannot wait for the new season of the Atl Housewives on Bravo later this year.

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I don’t know if you keep up with ALL the Real Housewives but I do. (when I get the chance)

So, I was surprised to see Page Six is reporting that the Countess Luann De Lasseps and the Count have separeted. Cold bloodedly too.

A close pal said, “They decided to separate. She got wind he was seeing somebody and he didn’t answer her when she called. He finally sent her an e-mail saying he was with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva and he was serious with her.”

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I must admit folks…it’s a slow news day.

You know those ShamWow (towel) commercials you watch late at night and almost pick up the phone to purchase. Well, this is the dude who almost pimps you’re ass into buying that mess.

It seems Vince had a little spill with a hooker he picked up in Miami last month.

The Smoking Gun reports that Methface Vince went to a nightclub and his ‘lady of the night’ Sasha Harris . They went back to his hotel room at the Setai after he agreed to pay her $1,000 and started making out when she bit down on his tounge and would not let go. This caused Vince to Chris Brown a bitch so he could run the halls of the Setai screaming in agony and the next thing you know the cops were called.

Damn! Miami be popping like that?! hahaha
Any hoo, to be fair to Vince I included his famous Shamwow commercial.

I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up all the bloody mess he made….SHAMWOW!

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What you ain’t know??

When MTV needed a relevant opinion on Joaquin Phoenix’s burgeoning rap career they went straight to the expert. Gwyneth Paltrow. MTV asked Gwynnie what advice she had for Joaquin and of course she kept it hood…

“Hmm … maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe.”

See this is what happens when white people think they are down just cause they are friends with Jay-Z.

I’m sure Gwyneth has never walked past a project in her life. SMGDH! I’m gonna need her to STFU!

Well actually, Rick Ross’s alleged call girl baby mother “Brooke” is Raw. Well, I mean that’s how she like it. Your boy 50 (as his alter ego Pimpin Curly) has released exclusive video of Brooke’s porn debut, in which she gets it in RAW. Rick Ross really needs to get better people around him.

Oh and this is CLEARLY NSFW!

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I love Kanye for trying to help this poor little robot girl Amber Rose live out her ‘Pretty Woman’ fantasy, but this outfit is kind of a nightmare. What the hell is going on with this shit right here. These two are prancing around Paris like this =/.

Is she supposed to look like she pissed herself?

SMH @ Amberbot 5000