Well, since I’ll probably be shut down and in a re-education camp by next year, all I want for Christmas is Spassfabrik. Wiggle the widget.

Uh, for some of you newer folk, it’s in the sidebar and it’s labeled “Spassfabrik.”

These should warm your chestnuts…

Then again some just can’t wait to sneak a peek under the spruce…

It’s always nice when people take the time to wrap your goodies properly…

Then again, ornaments are a nice touch…

But some prefer larger ornaments…

And if your stocking is properly hung, you might get this…

or this…

or these…

And after putting something stiff in the eggnog, perhaps this…

And, if you have any tinsel left…

Have a Spassfabrik Christmas.

The filter at the office has to let more things through, and these have been popping up recently.

Where as this stuff when I as 18. Oh, that’s right–computers were still programmed with spools of paper.

Dalbe’s florile…dalbe’s si drumurile noatre.Greu cu iarna,greu cu zapada.Greu si pentru cei care iau o gramada de bani sa se ocupe de dezapezire.Numai in Brasov din cate am auzit eu au fost in jur de 1000 de tamponari.Si nu e nici un oras cine stie cat de mare.Ce-i drept,cine dracu’ se astepta sa ninga la mijocul lui decembrie?Sa fim seriosi! Nu as vrea sa fiu in locul celor de la asigurarile auto.Din cate am vazut,aveau o gramada de treaba si de dosare oamenii…iar “tamponatii” nu incetau sa tot apara.

DAR nefiind la volan,e chiar frumos acum.Pentru mine,pentru iubita mea si probabil pentru alte persoane care visau la un Craciun alb dorinta a fost implinita.Si se implineste in continuu caci inca ninge. Yey! Prima cazatura a fost luata chiar in prima zi,deci…cum ar spune americanii “I’m down with it!”

Pentru toti cei care au fost de “surprinsi” de ninsoare anul asta am un mesaj foarte clar in fotografia ce urmeaza.

Trecand peste mica revolta din mine si revenind la chestii mai distractive vreau sa spun ca am gasit o melodie super faina.E noua si cred ca o stiti si voi deja,iar daca nu,nu-i bai…se rezolva acusica pt ca avem si clip la dansa.Suna foarte bine si are niste versuri interesante si sugestive.La inceput mi s-a parut destul de aiurea vocea solistului de la refren (putin sintetizata) dar dupa ce am ascultat-o (involuntar) de cateva ori pot zice ca mi-a trecut si chiar dimpotriva,a inceput sa imi placa.
Ce ciudat,nu?
One republic este numele trupei,nu m-au impresionat prea mult pana acum dar au reusit-o in cele din urma.Asadar…”play”

Si ar mai fi ceva.
O completare a mesajului fotografiei:

Am fost fan inrait al acestei trupe pe vremea cand eram inca la liceu.Au trecut vreo 5 ani de cand am ascultat ultima data melodia asta.
Zboara,zboara…

My guy was checking out this sexy woman on the TV the other night . My first reaction was to take it personally, as if I wasn’t ‘enough’. Then I remembered that I look at hot guys.

Does your partner look at other men or women?  And if so how do you feel about it?

Pe o strada,pe langa KFC-ul din Brasov la usa unei case un caine se cerea bagat inauntru sau macar bagat in seama.Curios probabil din cauza zgomotelor ce se auzeau de dincolo de usa sarmanul catzel se agita ca un pepsi incercand sa se faca auzit si primit.

La un moment dat,un domn a iesit pe usa si cainele a reusit sa intrezareasca ceva printre acel om si usa.Inauntru e un club de lucru manual.Un loc unde intri si confectionezi anumite chestii.Pentru copii e destul de educativ si stim si noi ce distractiv era…cred.Totusi cainele se pare ca a fost de alta parere incat l-am surprins mai apoi razand in hothote.

ceva ciudat se intampla..oamenii se indobitocesc iar dobitoacele se emancipeaza. hmm..ciudat!

I took some pictures of the lovely Henrike and Justin for a magazine that I’m putting together as part of my course. We hung out in her freezing flat, drank lots of tea and played with a dog that had come to visit.

Until now everything is quite gray.Not very nice but we’ll have to just wait and hope for a white Christmas.
I’m not feeling quite anything related to Xmas…i can’t realize this is December yet.Maybe if i’ll have some snow i’ll be more jolly. :p
These are some photos taken some time ago.I didn’t have time for anything lately and hopefully this weekend i’ll go out shooting.I need it…it’s a sort of therapy for me.

Bdee-bde..bdeee that’s all folks!!!

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In one night,this year’s summer,it was raining heavily….I went on the balcony to smoke a cigarette and came up with this idea.I got my socks wet a bit but…from time to time some sacrifices must be made.

I really don’t know how to name it..i just like it and that’s it!

Enjoy!

Well after the last few days, helping–in my own small way–to expose the biggest scientific fraud in history–(ADD Alert) you know if cold fusion wasn’t absolute horseshit too, Soros, Hansen, Gore, Mann, Briffa, and Waxman et al would never have been able to start this AGW scam in the first place–I need an unwinder. And now, Thanksgiving has snuck up on us. Well, in that case, said unwinder should include a heapin’ helpin’ of Breasts, Legs, Thighs and…uh…Gibblets, yeah, that’s it. Wiggle the widget.

This is Joanna Krupa, saw her over at Armed Geek’s place and wanted to see more…

This is some lingerie I thought myra might like…with a brunette in it…

This is Misty…don’t you just love those adjectival names…

I forget who this is. Like it matters…ah, mystery…

This is Tess–not of the D’Ubervilles. More like Hooterville…

Yeah, there’s something to be said for the country…and that’s YeeeeHaaaa…

This is another one for myra, her name is Hillary…

And for old time’s sake, Heather…

And Lucy…

And Jakki…

Oops, I forgot the dark meat and the gravy…

The stuffing I’ll leave for later. Have a Spassfabrik Turkey Day.

These are some of my old photos,since I started 4 years ago.They were taken with a HP photosmart c945 on the streets and surroundings of Brasov.
I didn’t know very much back then.It was just a fun thing to do…so here it is!I was a maniac with Deviant Art and I would go out everyday to shoot some photos just to have something to submit on my account.Hhehe…It seems so long ago.
Things change!

Sa fii pus in postura de a alege e uneori destul de aiurea.De fiecare data cand vreau sa mai “pun ceva pe blog” imi pierd destul de mult timp sapand prin foldere gandindu-ma ce sa aleg.Sunt destul de multe fotografii si alegerea e destul de dificila.Sunt lucrari la care tin dar care,acum observ,nu sunt chiar ok…dar au o poveste si un ‘aer’ al vremurilor din care fac parte si ma pun pe ganduri…si sunt cele mai recente,la care tin desigur (me babies) si care arata mai bine si chiar ma fac sama simt destul de increzator in ‘fortele mele’.
La naiba!Vorbesc de alegeri in perioada alegerilor.Manie.
“Eu cu cine (naiba) votez?!”

S-a conturat in mintea mea o varianta dar sincer sa fiu sunt cam nesigur si cam lipsit de orice cat de mica speranta in ceea ce priveste toata treaba in tara asta.Nu cred ca exista vreun candidat care sa schimbe ceva sau sa dea o intorsatura lucrurilor astfel incat sa putem spune ca tara se indreapta spre vremuri mai bune.Prea multa hotie…prea multa mafie.
E un fel de specific al zonei cred.Nici bulgaria nu o duce prea bine.Coruptia,hotia,miciuna si nesiguranta sunt in mare voga si acolo si sincer cred ca nici ei nu o duc prea bine.Romanii nu au putut niciodata sa se conduca singuri,adica un conducator roman,din randul romanilor,al unei tari de romani(in mare parte).Mereu au existat scandaluri si razboaie de interese gen Basescu vs. Tariceanu si mereu se spuneau si se scriau multe in timp ce realitatea era cu totul alta…iar normal si firesc,poporul avea de suferit.A suferit atunci…sufera si acum.E ca un hobby.Pe vremuri se mai taiau si pretendentii in tre ei…acum din pacate NU se mai ciopartesc. (La naiba!!)

Am ramas cu gura cascata cand am vazut anuntul asta: “Gripa Porcina E Mic Copil pe langa ce urmeaza sa se intample in Romania. Descopera acum! www.hailarevolutie.ro/Acum ”
Aproape ca am tresarit de incantare.Ma gandeam ca cineva acolo are undeva intr-un “colt” al capului aceeasi idee sangeroasa pe care o am si eu.O REVOLUTIE tata!D-aia nasoala..cu incendieri si vandalizari.O mica anarhie sa ii speriem pe grasii de la conducere…sau nah,macar sa ne facem auziti draq.Dar nu.Era altceva.
Oare minerii ce mai fac??N-au chef asa de o mineriada?Pun pariu ca s-ar alatura destul de multa lume la o chestie d-asta.Ar fi tare!E singura modalitate prin care poporul v-a fi auzit vreodata sau macar si-ar face simtita prezenta intr-un mod destul de neplacut.
Cica ne vine sfarsitul in 2012.Trist de noi.Atatea dorinte,vise si idealuri.Si criza si viata de cacat…si murim de tineri.La draq! Sincer nu cred ca o sa crape nimeni.La fel ca si cu gripa porcina si mediatizarea ei excesiva se vrea ca lumea sa fie destul de panicata din anumite mortive.
Am auzit intr-o dimineata la stiri o formulare care mi s-a parut destul de ciudata si care era ceva de genu: “Un roman a murit de gripa porcina..in nush ce spital din italia…barbatul era de asemenea bolnav de cancer osos in fara terminala”…si ma gandeam eu asa dupaia: “Tare gripa asta!.Cancerul e la copii…adica,cine draq mai moare de cancer in ziua de azi???”.Puii mei!Cred ca daca as muri intr-un accident de masina cautandu-mi bixtonim-ul prin…buzunare,sigur la stiri s-ar zice ca am murit din cauza gripei porcine.”Un baiat a murit azi dimineata in Brasov din cauza virusului ah1n1.Mentionam ca baiatul se afla in drum spre munca si a murit la volan dupa care masina a intrat pe contrasens si a fost spulberata de un tir care circula regulamentar.” hmmm..care ar fi sansele sa se fi intamplat invers…mici…foarte mici.Doar e vorba de stir :| Dar doamne fereste.Vreau sa traiesc…bine?!

Dupa toata ciorba ar merge si ceva poze parca.Asa alb negru..ca e criza ce naiba.
Niste papuci munciti, “forjati” dar cu povestea lor:

Si niste “babaciuni” intr-ale automobilelor pline de istorie si personalitate:

Cam atat deocamdata ca m-am umplut de draci.Mi-a crapat browserul de 4 ori in timp de scriam postul si de 3 ori in timp ce uploadam pozele.Am nervii intinsi … mai bine dorm.Si sa nu mai zic ca mi-a picat netul o data…ceea ce la mine inseamna sa ii dau restart la computador.Trist!I know!Vodafone rulz! :|
Un weekend simpatic va doresc!

P.s. Poate stiti sau poate nu stiti de “Twilight”.Da,treaba aia cu vampiri varcolaci si chestii.A iesit a doua parte “New Moon”,abia astept sa o vad.
Si m-am jucat putin prin PS…asa…de caterinca..cu titlul

Get it now!Regret later!

Nush ce m-a apucat…dar nah..m-am lungit putin cu vorba.Vremuri grele dom’le!

What else could I have done when sitting home boring myself to death.Taking the camera and an mp3 player as a companion and hitting the streets of Brasov was always the best choice.In fact this is how it all started a few years ago.So the boredom and a slight feeling of melancholy led me to an interesting way of spending my time.Maybe the music has to do something with it I guess.I always had Katatonia,Dark Tranquility and Novembers Doom in my ears and it had a good impact on my state of being and my imagination I guess.So here is a small selection of what I ’shot’ in those days.

This is Uschi Obermaier. See was HOT in the 1970s. Nurse myra over at Gimcrack Hospital–which, BTW, I nominated for best Aussie/NZ Blog hint, hint–cited the unbelievable Uschi as inspiration in her most recent Corset Friday post. Well, if she’s good enough for an anatomical expert like myra…

Wiggle the widget for more persperation…er, inspiration.  Oh, and don’t forget to stuff those ballot, er, boxes too. And vote for myra while you’re there.

Well, since only the snoochers seem to be stopping by today– here:

Yeah, being exec. producer didn’t save her, although the full 13 episode second season will air. First the Terminator babes, now this. They better not give the money to Lou Dobbs. They’ll probably gove it to Seth MacFarlane.

Oh yeah, dont forget to vote repeatedly–we need to get RC to the finals.

The widget awaits. Push the button, Max.

Oh, and on a Spassfabrikally related note–This looks interesting too.

Nicole Kidman is on the cover of British GQ.  I think she looks hot but that’s just my opinion.  Here’s hoping my wife looks like that when she’s 42.  In the article she says “I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff.”  Really?  That’s awesome!  I believe it too.  You gotta keep it interesting right?

And for added hotness, it’s in Russian.