Look, I never plan on hitting a woman. It’s a despicable thing to do, and the fuckfaced douches that beat women should all get their schlongs ripped off repeatedly in hell for all of eternity as payback for that shit. It’s almost completely unfathomable to me why you would ever need to hit a woman, when you could just tell her ass looks awful in those jeans or bitch about her mother’s cooking.

Now, with that said…

I’d smack the shit out of this bitch if I was this dude. HOLE-EEEEEEE FUCK. I’d go “Ike Turner on 3 8-balls with a tire iron” on this broad. That shit is just FUCKED. No one messes with my Call of Duty 5-hour marathon killing sessions, especially since I just got the AK-47 with the thermal sight. I don’t care if she’s got a Kim Kardashian ass with Christina Hendricks rack, an Angelina Jolie face and a trust fund the size of the GNP of Ecuador; that shit’s just un-fuckin’-forgivable. She’s all nonchalant about it too, like it’s a fucking hoot. You have no idea how quickly I’d dropkick this bitch and piss in her eye while she spasmed on the ground looking for her teeth. Fuck that noise.

By the way, yes. She does look like Jen $$$.  I noticed that too, Stevie.

We love the fact that Gwyneth isn’t afraid to flash some thigh. (On the GoHoochie Planet, this is a sign of royalty and high breeding!)

Gwyneth Goes Hoochie, Again

Oh yeah, she acts too…

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So I went to Roller Derby tonight in Brookings with Benny. Roller Derby completes me. I’ve never gotten that excited about a sport (yeah, it’s a sport. Haters to the left). And holy crap did the Roller Dollz pwn the Rushmore Rollers or what. 247 – 87. The first half was exciting. Lots of scoring, lots of getting acquainted with the sport. The second half was way awesomer. Everybody was getting penalties on ‘em and people were being knocked down left and right and Jammers were squeezing through and it was just awesome!

Favorite people: Jackie O’Smashus is amazing. She was fast and rather fierce (not the gay fierce, think some sort of large cat attacking prey). You knew you were gonna score good when she was the Jammer. Appilicious (spelling might be off) was sick fast. And she did this…squat down stretch thing all the way around the track that looked both painful and impressive. My favorite derby girl hands down was Lilly Killkill. First of all she came out wearing a skull mask (the cloth variety) and she was just hardcore, take no prisoners. She was knocking people out of her way and it was a thing of beauty, that girl in short shorts (yellow checkered).

After it was all over Ben and I decided we were in love with the game. We went to Walmart for Sobe Nofears and Ben made a toast saying ‘To hot girls that skate. May we never miss another one.’ and I laughed and agreed and the night was finished. Best. Night. Ever. Thus far.

With the sun going down so early  and ‘New Moon’ coming up so soon these days, who has time for TV shows?

I get it… TV is not cool….I don’t even have one or even know what one is, but I do like to take in a good story once in awhile. Who the fuck doesn’t?

Yeah so a couple of years ago I was dating this girl who was really cool at first. We started our courtship in the summer and it was mildy rad. Next thing you know it’s winter I’m hanging at her house 6 nights a week and all she wanna do is eat ice creams and watch VH1.

I’ll admit for a bit I was caught up in ‘Rock of Love’, and also a  show about a ‘Tequila Slut’ that was hitting closer to home than I realized.

Things have changed my friends.

With old favorites like ‘The Office’  and ‘Always Sunny’  jumping sharks it’s little bit harder to get your entertainment on.

However, there are some really decent programs out these days ( my grandma call tv shows programs and so do I)

These are all shows that can be watched on a computer guys so don’t make excuse why not to see the rad.

TRAILER PARK BOYS

Trailer Park Boys flies  under the radar in the U.S. and  sometimes I’m behind the times- so I apologize if i caught the boat too late…

Give this thing a chance cause it just seems to get better and better. It’s shot mockumentary style following 3 trailer bros ( Ricky, Julian and Bubbles) just trying to make things right.

Upon first glance you may think it’s “kinda funny, but stupid”. That’s a  phrase your idiot aunt would say without giving it a chance- so don’t. Get yourself 7 episodes deep and all will become clear. This perhaps might be the best show you’ve ever seen.

I could go on for a day why I know it’s the best, just see for yourself. My favorite character is the  drunken trailer park supervisor- Jim Lahey. Watch this and see why.

Mr. Lahey: Why don’t you get a life Rick? Why don’t ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin’ in a car and growin’ dope 101.
Ricky:  And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a… lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin’ idiot that doesn’t wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good… 101.

You can get most episodes here http://quicksilverscreen.com/videos?c=192&pt=thumbs&o=new&page=2

BREAKING BAD
 

Definetly  the best show to watch. This is the kind of show that goes by too fast and leaves you wanting more…. I’m actually mad when each episode is over because I’ve got a whole week to go before the next.

If you haven’t seen it yet you’ve got a good this going cause you can marathon those  first 3 seasons   and get your mind blown with some edge of your seat situations. You gotta start from the get go or you’re an idiot.- watch this tiny recap and decide if its for you.http://quicksilverscreen.com/videos?c=906

The new season starts in february or something so catch up un this and make this a november to remember.

BORED TO DEATH

You don’t need hbo to watch this but it helps. Schwartzman, Galafinakis and Ted Dancing star in this nice looking little program about secret detectives and getting high. The first seas is only like 6 episodes so you could turn this fucker out in the better part of an afternoon.

http://ipb.quicksilverscreen.com/index.php?showtopic=170190&hl=bored

look at her ….

Check out this dime, Denise Maria.  She’s a fine piece of work LOL.

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 What were you thinking when you read the title? Were you thinking that we were referring to something that is sexually charged or even explicit? Or were you thinking that we were talking about a sexy video that shows good looking men and women looking their best and just having a great time? The videos that we are taking about involve both of these… and more. There are many different definitions of what “sexy” really is and what it really means.

 You will find out that different people have different opinions of that is sexy and what’s not; along with what is going too far and what is acceptable. You need to realize that sexy videos can actually be a funny video as well. What do you think of when you think of a funny, sexy video? Do you think that someone dressing up in clothes and acting in a sexy way or posing in sexy poses is both sexy and funny? If so, you are not aloe at all; there are many people out there like yourself. There actually is nothing wrong with having a good time watching videos like this. There are many different places that you can look, however you might want to try looking for them on www.vidbang.com and www.frickenfunnyvideos.com before you look any further.

Are you into creating something that is something of a sexy Prank video to amuse yourself, your partner and others? There are plenty of people that do like this and want to find these online somewhere. What would you think about being able to find a place to post these videos once you created them? Do you like the idea of being able to find videos like this somewhere online? Many people have started shooting and making these particular types of videos to show off what they think is the best that they – or their partner – have to offer. You will also find out that some of the sexy videos out there are pretty good due to the fact that they are tastefully done and look good. Just because the phrase sexy video is being used here does not mean that you are always going to be looking at something that is pornographic in nature. As was said very clearly before, the words “sexy” means different things to different people.

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 Some people will see a good looking man or woman simply walking across the screen in a video and think that the person is sexy just because they are being who they are. Who can really say what is sexy and what isn’t? That is as subjective as the people that are reading these words. You are going to find out that you can look all over the place for the types of videos that you want and might have a difficult time finding them depending upon what you are looking for and how you are looking for the videos that you want. There are actually only a few places that you might be able to find what you want.

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Holiday season is approaching fast. Fuck going to the mall and hanging out with all the douche bags and the sheep of the world. Save gas, stay home, go green and fry balls–buy gifts online. Its almost 2k10 the year we make contact, don’t blow your chance.  We all know most people are on a tight budget this year due to Global Warming so go cheap and unique, fuck expensive and boring gifts. Say “fuck off” to diamonds and go “Indie Rock Kid Art” for your special dars or if you are a lady buying for a man say “fuck off” to Craftsman Tool Sets and 62″ Plasma TVs go with “Indie Rock Kid Art”. Its a gift that keeps on giving and there is only one painting like it in the world.  Just like that one special someone is the only one you will cherish forever. Right guy?

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 Well, apparently, that kind of approach works for SOME guys, ’cause we’ll be damned if Lanie didn’t stop the shoot right then and there, and go off with the guy towards parts unknown. (Mostly likely, the “No-Tell Motel”!)

Anyways, thanks, Lanie…

Been a little bit of time since last post because frankly nothing been too interesting.  But found this article earlier today.

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Hopefully will make some that usually go bare to change your mind.

Have fun and Be Safe.

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