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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT LARD1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: On August 9th Hot Lard turns 1 year old.  We were so overwhelmed with the stuff we received from our … more →

Tags: Best Wishes, Celebrities, Christmas, Fan Mail, Humor, Life, photos, Thoughts, Anal Sex

Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #1

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #1 Video of Hillary Duff Flashing People at a party Created: April 23, 2008 Hits: 24,313 Boob … more →

Tags: Video, Internet, Hotties, Celebrities, Music, photos, Movies, Humor, breasts

Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #2

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #2 Ervin Shlopnock – I like Beans Created: August (?), 2007 Hits: 7,672 I have no idea … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #3

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #3 FotD x2 – American Apple Pie Created: August 15, 2007 Hits: 5476 This post is very n … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #4

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #4 Hot Lard has the nude photo of Vanessa Hudgens Created: Sept 7, 2007 Hits: 5245 We have tw … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #5

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #5 Demotivational Posters Volume #1 Created: Feb 13, 2008 Hits: 4,900 Demotivational Posters … more →

Tags: Thoughts, photos, Humor, demotivator, Birthday, poo, naked, boob, Happy Birthday!

Ervin Shlopnick poses for the Hot Lard Birthday Card

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Get yourselves some cake ladies… … more →

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(Midget Porn) and Crack Whore Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Happy anal electrode Hot Lard, We just wanted to ass rape a gay midget and give you a fat woman thon … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - !#$%@#% There always has to be one!

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #10a Demotivational Posters Volume #14 Created: April 13, 2008 Hits: 3102 I knew… I just fuck … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #6

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #6 Demotivational Posters Volume #12 Created: April 8, 2008 Hits: 4295 The demotivational pos … more →

Tags: Thoughts, photos, Humor, demotivator, Funny, Posters, demotivational, demotivational posters, Illegal Aliens

Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #7

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #7 Video Game Babes Created: August 21, 2007 Hits: 3321 Our next post proves that the Interne … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #8

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #8 (Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #5(MidgetPorn) Created: November 16, 2007 Hits: 3187 … more →

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Andy Dick Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Hot Lard, I just heard that you are having a birthday. You know what that means, PARRRRRTYYYYYYYYY!! … more →

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Janice Dickinson Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

countofflanders wrote 1 year ago: Hey y’all! Mutha-fuckin saweet shizzle yo got goin on, you hot fuckas. I luv yer snot you post … more →

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Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #94 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Number #9 Hot Lard Kodak Moment – WTF?!?!?!?!? Created: December 16, 2007 Number of hits: 3135 … more →

Tags: Internet, WTF, photos, Humor, eMail, I Don't Know!, Britney Spears, Happy times, Got Milk?

Hot Lard's Top Ten Posts - #10

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Beings Hot Lard is turning 1, we thought it would be fun to look back at some of the things that hav … more →

Tags: Internet, Mad Lib, Poetry, Humor, Midget porn, Britney Spears, hits, Blog, WorDs

Jean-Claude Van Damme Wish Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

countofflanders wrote 1 year ago: Dear Hot Lard staff, Please accept my best-wishes for your One Year birthday! As a token of my appre … more →

Tags: Thoughts, Best Wishes, Celebrities, Humor, Poop, america, van damme, jean-cleaude van damme, ear wax

Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 year ago: Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see… I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean burrito wit … more →

Tags: Best Wishes, Celebrities, Fan Mail, Humor, Music, Thoughts, Amy Winehouse, Birthday, Britney Spears

Charlie Murphy Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday1 comment

countofflanders wrote 1 year ago: Hey guys, just wanted to wish the crew a very happy birthday. As you know (based on my many inquires … more →

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