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This is all Akeelers' fault! (a.k.a. Gratuitous Henry Cavill post)19 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 2 days ago: Only a few short weeks ago I didn’t know who Henry Cavill was. Sure, I’ve seen The Tudor … more →

Tags: Henry Cavill, peen, sezy times, sweet asses

Matt Bomer...21 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 week ago: is pretty as hale. I just watched the crappy-campy The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning for li … more →

Tags: schlong, sezy times, sweet asses, Yay!, matt bomer is my hot gay lover

Bin Bons Is A DILF38 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 5 months ago: We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because m … more →

Tags: Akeelers, Ben Barnes, cute, Dorian Gray, ifeelmyself, peen, Who's Your Daddy?, Eliza Dushku, Henry VIII

This Is Only A Test11 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 8 months ago: My shit has been put on hold.  Sorry I haven’t been updating my blog regularly.  Life happened … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, best shows, Orlando Bloom, WTF, Get my life together

My Boyfriend's Back!11 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 9 months ago: OMG! I almost fell out my chair this morning when I saw these new pics of my baby daddy, Ben Barnes, … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, yay me, Getting Over It, peen, schlong, Baftas

Aliers is still a pedobear!14 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 11 months ago: Last night after watching Eagle Eye I got the hots for Shia LaBeouf. To put my mind at ease I Google … more →

Tags: peen, Shia LaBeouf

Do.Not.Want14 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Ok, so me and some of the other slags were perving over Daniel Craig on Daner’s blog, when som … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, Ben Barnes, ifeelmyself, Yay!, sexiest man alive, people mag, hot bytches, Wii lurve menpholk!

Bytch Get Off My Screen!10 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: She looks like a cock-eyed flounder in these pics. The longer I look at her, the more terrified I be … more →

Tags: ifeelmyself, booo, Christmas, Dingho, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, victoria's secret, alessandra ambrosio

Robert Redford, Charlie Trout, and Analston Need To Go Away!7 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Just when I thought my showmance fatigue would subside since no major media outlets picked up the Wh … more →

Tags: ifeelmyself, Me bitching, ex-husbands, man whore, duh, Getting Over It, cheated, booo, Angelina Jolie

Hot Priests, Bitches!10 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: Tis the season to be jolly! So I was feeling festive tonight. Naturally this led to googling “ … more →

Tags: Awesome, Yay!, Hot., priests FTW!

Nope, Still Not A Clue9 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: As some of you ladies may know, I have a strange attraction fascination with Bill Kaulitz from Tokio … more →

Tags: tartlet, sweet asses, dazed and confused, WTF, random famous dude, jealous, no hot peen, Bill Kaulitz, ..:: Tokio Hotel ::..

Oral B for Obama 9 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: I’m surprised Anners hasn’t posted this yet. Maybe they’re not speaking at the mom … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, Obama/Biden '08, Voting

Barnesy Totes Wants To Tea Bag People!5 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Ben Barnes explained in an interview that he’d rather film a sex scene completely nude (so he … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, Easy Virtue, man whore, jealous, no hot peen, Jessica Biel, Ben Barnesy, Nude Scenes, Getting on my DAMN NERVES

Ben Barnes Easy Virtue (again)14 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: Here’s another one! This one is different from the one posted below. Thankies again to barned2 … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, Easy Virtue, Drinking Games, Ben Barnes drinking game, Interview

Ben runs away from people... likes big asses7 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: I have a big arse, Beeen! Stop running away from meeee!!! barned2thebone a.k.a GraceMarieKelly a.k.a … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, Awesome, Easy Virtue, shelf ass, Gossip, barned2thebone, Jessica Biel

Mind the Gap18 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: Hee! Ben Barnes needed a little extra cash for the Hollerdays, so he’s doing some modeling for … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, Awesome, T-Baby, Yay!, So cold in the d, gap ad

Happily Ephing After19 comments

Akeelers Spielberg wrote 1 year ago: Once upon a time in the far off land of LA, there lived a washed up actor named Whorelando Bloom. Wh … more →

Tags: Orlando Bloom, ifeelmyself, Awesome, Begging, man whore, Miranduh Kerr, Save me, Fan-Fic

"the relationship of akeelers barnes"15 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: Lolzy! Akeelers is FAMOUS!!!! 8 people typed “the relationship of akeelers barnes” into … more →

Tags: Ben Barnes, Awesome, Akeelers

Ben Barnes autograph session London Expo Crapo 25th Oct 200822 comments

Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 year ago: Source: noorhazfalinda Ben says at the end of the vid that he’ll “sign whatever you want … more →

Tags: Whiner, Ben Barnes, Me bitching, Awesome, Yay!, Bigga than Ben, sweet asses, Prince Caspian, random famous dude


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