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It'll Destroy Your Mouth

First thing’s first, this is my 100th post! I’d like to thank everybody who’s followed along since the beginning, and also anyone who’s stumbled their way here from Facebook or Reddit. 919 more words


Grocery Shopping for Dummies.

Sometimes grocery shopping can be a bitch.  I mean it starts off fun, with all of the endless possibilities of what you might find and buy, and all of the delicious and exciting dishes you might make stemming from this visit, but odds are you will go and buy the same old shit that you always do (just like me), and the whole event will turn into one shitty hassle.   1,247 more words


Netflix is pretty terrifying

I think Netflix is pretty terrifying. I love it and I hate it. For one thing, I have an absurd amount of access to television and movies that nobody should ever have…but then again, I guess we have it all the time with the internet but that’s illegal and nobody should ever, ever pirate movies! 254 more words

WWE: Money In the Bank 2014: Why?

Well, it looks like I was wrong about almost all of my predictions for Money in the Bank. The only thing I was right about is that it was awful. 407 more words

Homemade Hot Pockets

There are some ingredients I would never pair together. Like whomever put together the turkey burger with guacamole was a genius, but a genius who likes to live life on the edge. 371 more words


Food: "Hot Pockets" Cooking Adventure

I love Hot Pockets, but I don’t eat them, because they are horrible for you.  Processed foods, tons of sodium, it’s just terrible for my health.   324 more words


10 Atrocious Pickup Lines That Will Surely Never Work

Do you have trouble speaking with women? Do you experience uncontrollable nervousness at the thought of talking to an attractive female? You’ve come to the wrong place if you think I’m here to help. 236 more words