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1. People love vampires, don’t they? Which is odd really, because vampires don’t exist. Or maybe they do. Who cares? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. I can’t sleep, which exp… more →
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Listen/Silent
wrote 1 year ago: 1. People love vampires, don’t they? Which is odd really, because vampires don’t exist. … more →
Settled!
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wrote 1 year ago: It’s official. After a week of collating documents, translating Brazilian bills, writing lette … more →
Thames and the City
wrote 1 year ago: Over the course of the weekend, the Thames south-embankment tranforms into huge outdoors festival. L … more →
Compulsory Download #60
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wrote 1 year ago: What, another one? Yes: another one. Because there’s a lot of music that needs a jolly good li … more →
How to Stay Competitive as a Scallywag in an Uncertain Business Climate
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wrote 1 year ago: It’s not easy being as dedicated to the the art of silly graffiti as the scallywags of Middlet … more →
Jonny Opinion's Christmas Message, Part 2: The Protestant work ethic
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Why you should like the Queen, even if you don't like the Queen
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wrote 2 years ago: The Royal Channel has been politely taking its place on youtube over the last few months and is, to … more →
The Importance of Being a Gobshite: A Retrospective
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wrote 2 years ago: After you’ve been blogging pretty much consistently for three-and-a-half years, you start to r … more →
England vs. America
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wrote 2 years ago: An English policeman. An American policeman. Spot the difference. … more →
The Next Next Step/Patriotism
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wrote 2 years ago: Look, I made a video! If that isn’t clever, what is? So please enjoy, “The Flags of St. … more →
The Next Step/The Art of Boredom
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wrote 2 years ago: Every picture tells a story, they say. Obviously “they” have never nicked my mobile phon … more →
I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams.
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wrote 2 years ago: I’d just like you all to know, faithful readers, that last night I won the lottery. Not the ja … more →
The Smiths Ruin a Perfectly Good Day Out.
wrote 2 years ago: This, on the other hand, makes no sense at all. It’s from an actual children’s televisio … more →
I'm nothing like a bird.
wrote 3 years ago: Today, six years from the end of the world, or from a shift in global cosmic consciousness, or the r … more →
Celebrating Twenty-Five Years of Myself
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wrote 3 years ago: Today I become one quarter of a century old. I think that gives me the right to express my views on … more →
Sympathy for Paul
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wrote 3 years ago: Poor, poor, poor Paul Robinson. If you’re English, watching this clip doesn’t get any le … more →
Why I am not Bob Dylan.
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wrote 3 years ago: Here’s a post I never thought I’d have to write. Most days I wake up disappointed, but r … more →
The Opinion Plus Deluxe Special Edition Box Set With 6 Limited Edition Black and White Postcards
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wrote 3 years ago: It seems to me, and therefore also to you, that I am back online. You’ve missed me so much I e … more →
Pay attention, kiddies
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wrote 5 years ago: Americans, aren’t they just adorable? They say things like “pudding pop”, “B … more →
