My hubby showed a co-worker this picture of his latest catch, from fishing recently with our son. In the background of the picture you’ll see a large orange tractor — hubby said “See what I got me, yesterday?” & the co-worker replied “Is that your tractor, man?” Totally ignored the big fish…..

Red Grape with Stem (Photo credit: dulcelife)

Pick up Red seedless grapes from the grocery store: rinse off with water, then put them in a bowl & just stick them straight in the freezer! In an hour take some out & pop them in your mouth, delicious & healthy snack! Our kids LOVE them….

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My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied ”You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when NOT really listening…………

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My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”

“House-shoes I wanted to wear you today, but I can only find one of you!” Per hubby

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I said to my hubby “Can you believe my mom use to fly with my dad.” (pilot, Cessna) My hubby said “I don’t even like riding in a car with him!” LOL, it was so funny to me…

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My hubby called, as he does everyday just to see what his beautiful (my word for myself) wife is up too. Most days I’m really on the go – taking the kids here & there, taking the kids everywhere (poetic) & others, especially rainy ones like today, well lets just say—-Happily LAZY, kids in school, why not! I said “I’m in our warm bed in my PJ’s  (12:30pm) with the ceiling fan just so gently blowing my hair, listening to the rain on the rooftop. He then said “I would have bet a hot dog & my paycheck that you were doing just that!” The saying’s he comes up with are sooooo funny! HAA.

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My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”

My hubby & I were talking about Goodwill Stores (slow conversation day, I guess) and just having fun joking about the items you would find in various Goodwill stores, throughout different States. These are stereotypical references towards the states we mention, really  meant as a fun archetype.

Goodwill stores feature gently used and new items for bargain prices, most of which is donated.

•  Texas- would sell more cowboy hats, boots, belts with rhinestones, a lot of leather goods.
•  Louisiana- probably more camouflage than any other state besides Arkansas, fishing shirts, fishing rods & “Git er dun” type t-shirts, swamp people tees.
• Arkansas- sleeveless shirts for men & women, also cut off shirts for men, one that show’s there belly &  loads of maternity wear, cuz these folks are always preggers:)
• Florida- Mickey Mouse tees, alligator face t-shirts, orange tree items, princess or fairy plates or cups, golf clothes, a lot of elderly crap from all the old people who have passed on:(
• New York- eye glasses, winter wear, snow boots, hats, sweaters, suits, Mets ballcap & last but certainly not least an Empire state building t-shirt & replica.
• California- legalize marijuana t-shirts, (first time spelling marijuana, hope its right) black & brown bear t-shirts, shorts, rainbows on clothing, flip-flops, sandals, tank tops.
• New Jersey- giant earrings, shimmery-shiny clothing, hairspray, a lot of jewelry, partially used makeup, cheetah print something or other.

Just a few of the states we mentioned, all for a good laugh, between the two of us & y’all!

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Playing golf without gambling is nothing more than walking in a park with a bunch of men! Hubby 38

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When my hubby and I were first married, we had our first family Christmas party in our new place. My hubbies family was over opening gifts & my brother-in-law seemed unusually excited for my hubby to open his gift— well we were very surprised, when he unwrapped a Prosthetic Leg.  My BIL found in someone’s trash (I think, yuck) and thought it would be hilarious to give to us. We kept it in a closet for a while, then on special occasions my hubby would take it out for a unique conversation piece & a place to hold his beer. We finally severed (pun intended) our ties with it, just the thought of the previous owner’s nub in it, was very off-putting!

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Nothing like going to the Fair & spending 200-300 dollars for a corn dog & a tummy ache! Hubby 38

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Ladies, I was blaming you & I’m soooo sorry! I recently found out that my hubby inevitably is one of the people smashing orange cones in the school parking lot! Here’s how it went down–I’m picking my son up from school yesterday & trying to take a picture of the orange cones, strewn all over the place, to post here for y’all,  as I’m trying to take the photo of one of the misguided cones, my son mentioned that my hubby was told by a teacher that morning  to “ follow the cones & my hubby said “What cone, as he ran it over!”  Now I know, that my hubby participated in some of the rubbed tire marks & torn apart orange cones !!! Guilty as charged……..

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I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store, you guessed it, in that list, I had Tampax. Ryan being the sweetie pie he is, said “fine” he’s gotten those things in the past for me. I realized after he left, I didn’t give him the coupon, so I called him & said come back & grab the coupon. He said “Its bad enough, I have to get you Tampax, there is noooooooo way I’m using a coupon for them, I said you can save a dollar, he said” I’ll give you a dollar & you can use it on your next box, that you buy!”

Its all fun and games until we’re feeding your momma thru a straw. Ryan 38

Hubby on his bike, today

After job today, hubby was close to some of our favorite biking trails. He just so happened to have his bike with him, hmmm (magically, I smell a rat) and went without me. He cheated on me(not really-cheated)–how dare he, that’s ok, because tomorrow mine might magically appear with me too, lets just hope its a gorgeous day!