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Struise Double Black Stout, 26% abv for those times when Single Blacking Out Isn't Enough

dontdrinkbeer wrote 6 months ago: As my loyal readers may be aware, this site started with a compulsive desire to talk mad shit on eve … more →

Tags: Beer, Stouts, Black Ale, barrel aged, Struise, double black, strongest beers in the world, fuck kanye, Going Ham

De Struise Five Squared, 130 euro bottle + 25% abv = Gucci Mane1 comment

dontdrinkbeer wrote 9 months ago: Well let’s give a little background to those who missed the boat on this elusive, massive beas … more →

Tags: Beer, utopías, Belgian Golden, Bourbon Aged, tiny runs, barrel aged

Kuhnhenn 4th Dementia Olde Ale, The Non-Barrel Aged Version Bangs on 808 Drums

dontdrinkbeer wrote 10 months ago: Whenever someone brings up King Henry, I tell them just to drink Kuhnhenn Barleywine. They make deli … more →

Tags: Barleywine, Quad, old ale, Belgian, Kuhnhenn, 4th dementia, snookie sex tape, Jersey beer, stone fruit beer

Avery Uncle Jacob's Stout, A Stout that Socks You 215 years Beyond the Grave

dontdrinkbeer wrote 10 months ago: Avery beers have been divisive for me, sometimes it is a tart delight, other times it is a dramatic … more →

Tags: Beer, russian imperial stouts, Bourbon Aged, Coffee, Black Ale, barrel aged, Avery, russian murder, black death

Peg's Cantina G.O.O.D. Rare D.O.S., C:/run_DOSwhale.rar IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

dontdrinkbeer wrote 10 months ago: For anyone watching at home that isn’t familiar with this big fat cetacean beast, this is the … more →

Tags: Beer, Stouts, russian imperial stouts, barrel aged

The Bruery Barrel Aged Partridge in a Pear Tree, The Bird Did Not Survive

dontdrinkbeer wrote 11 months ago: Going hard in the paint for this one, the inimitable, elusive ornithopter that everyone seems to be … more →

Tags: Barleywine, barrel aged, Beer, Belgian, Bourbon Aged, Quad, bruery, caramel kisses!, Partridge

Founders Imperial Stout, KBS, FBS, CBS, Now it IS time to cut the BS.

dontdrinkbeer wrote 11 months ago: The first time that I tried this beer was in a bar called “Blind Tiger” in Manhattan and … more →

Tags: Beer, Black Ale, russian imperial stouts, Stouts, Founders, Imperial Stouts, Michigan, michigan empire, unemployment juice

Sam Adams 1995 Triple Bock, A Beer That Is Older Than Your Girlfriend, Sicko.1 comment

dontdrinkbeer wrote 11 months ago: Ah finally a beer that is older than your girlfriend. Let’s mix it up a bit with a rare gem fr … more →

Tags: Beer, utopías, dopplebock, Bourbon Aged, horrible beers, barrel aged, sam adams, she said she was 18, underaged beers

Re-up the flows

dontdrinkbeer wrote 11 months ago: Alright I have been slacking, I will pump out some hot new yeastbeats soon, in the interim peep out … more →

Tags: Beer, russian imperial stouts, wild ale, Lambic, Saison, Bourbon Aged, Flanders red, Coffee, barrel aged

Uinta Labyrinth Black Ale, You Have To Fight a Minotaur at the End of The Bottle

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: Alright so let’s lay this to rest, black ale? No. Imperial porter? No. This is an imperial sto … more →

Tags: Beer, Stouts, russian imperial stouts, Rye beer, Bourbon Aged, Coffee, Chocolate, Unita', Utah

The Bruery 100% Barrel Aged Cuir, I Want a Beer That Says "Daddy Likes Leather"

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: Ah, back on the sweet Barrel Aged Bruery jams after a nice respite of sour tongue kisses. So this is … more →

Tags: Beer, Bourbon Aged, old ale, bruery, Old Ale, malt bombs, OLD ASS ALES, Aaliyah, Dance Battles

Cuvee Delphine 2009 De Struise Brouwers, After a Long Journey From Belgium, This Sweet Lady Lands Stateside

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: I have a long documented love for Struise, from Black Albert to the strangely fulfilling Schommelpei … more →

Tags: Beer, Stouts, russian imperial stouts, Bourbon Aged, Struise, Belgian Beers, big stouts, DELPHINE, 4 roses

Funky Buddha Raspberry Berliner, For those days when actually eating fruit seems like too much of a hassle.

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: First and foremost, map props to my buddy Diego for making this little Florida dream come true. He s … more →

Tags: Beer, sour, wild ale, Lambic, Funky Buddha, Florida whales, Moby Tick, Raspberry sex, juicy juice kids

Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout Coffee, The Perfect Morning Beverage for a Taxidermist

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: Taxidermists do not fuck around. I have cable, so I know things now. This beer is lodged so tightly … more →

Tags: Beer, Stouts, Bourbon Aged, Coffee, Goose Island, bourbon county, Inelligentsia, Murder by Coffee, chocolate wasted

Dark Horse Brewing Company, Bourbon Barrel Plead the 5th, I CHOOSE NOT TO EXERCISE THAT RIGHT IN LIGHT OF TASTING THIS BEER

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: Ok so a quick backstory to my tawdry affair with this (spoiler alert) completely amazing stout. I or … more →

Tags: Beer, Stouts, Bourbon Aged, Imperial Stout, Bourbon Barrel, Dark Horse, where are my shoes?, Michigan winters, Depeche Mode beer

Fish Tale Leviathan Barleywine, Leviathan enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: Oh SHIT, Magic the Gathering jokes at the outset? Where do we even go from there? So I was in a loca … more →

Tags: Barleywine, Bourbon Aged, Washington, old ass beers, Otters, malty bubble bath, touch my nono, Leviathan, Fish Tale

Midnight Sun Arctic Devil Barleywine, . . .And the Devil Makes Three.

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: Well it was only a matter of time before this angry beast showed up. It is a top 100 beer that took … more →

Tags: Beer, Barleywine, midnight sun, Arctic Devil, Into the Wild, maltsacre

Flossmoor Station Barrel Aged Hifi Rye, Keeping it Hifi and I am not even in the Bay3 comments

dontdrinkbeer wrote 1 year ago: This beer was a behind the lines sniper that I saw everyone requesting and I tuned it out until OH S … more →

Tags: Barleywine, barrel aged, HiFi, Getting Hyphy, Flossmoor Station, flossing so hard, mlat your ass on out of here


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