Her Air Supply is gone…

I feel bad for piling on Hillary lately. I had assumed she was bitter because she was going to lose the Democratic Presidential nomination. However I’ve now discovered that she’s just probably a scorned lover:

“I’m doing a lot, but it’s largely because I’m dating Huma,” he (Rep. Anthony Weiner ) said.

That would be Huma Abedin, an aide to Clinton who, in political parlance, works as a “body woman” _ forever at the candidate’s side, keeping track of her needs as she races through the hurly-burly of campaign events..

Side note: I didn’t put the word ‘body woman’ in the quote.

I have to give credit where credit is due. Attractive (alleged) lovers, is one area Hillary does hold a distinct advantage over her husband. Which also might explain his bizarre behavior lately as well too.

Las Vegas - After a series of political miscues within the last few weeks Bill Clinton, former President and husband for current Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, said he would be willing to cheat on his wife if it would help her sagging poll numbers. While the former President spoke briefly to reporters Thursday while in Nevada for tonight’s Democratic debate he it made clear though that his suggestion should definitely not be viewed as a “sympathy f**k” for his wife.

“It’s about taking one for the team,” Clinton said, “then maybe taking another one and another one and another one. I vow not to rest until she’s President.”

The Hillary campaign said they have taken President Clinton’s offer under advisement, but made it clear they would have to vet any potential bimbos, tramps, and sluts for proper ‘whoryness.’

“The real danger here is the possibility of voter backlash if the public likes Bill’s newest ho better than Hillary,” Clinton press secretary Christopher Chase said, “and in the past we’ve had a hard time finding women more homily than Hillary. I would like to note that white trash, skanks like Paula Jones don’t just grow on trees.”

When asked about her husband’s proposal, Hillary quipped “whatever…Bill’s still jealous that my mistress, Huma Adedin, is hotter than anyone he’s tagged.”