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DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: Due to work and hot weather, I’ve been kinda busy lately.  I still have a research project to … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Band Names, beer pong, boob punching, cassette from my ex, dropio, old men fighting

This Day in History

DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: Since this past Sunday was my birthday, I decided to see what other types of interesting stuff happe … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Birthday, This Day in History

There is a god....!!!1 comment

DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: Last Wednesday, Lou Pearlman was sentenced to 25 years in prison for conspiracy and money laundering … more →

Tags: 'NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Lou Pearlman, KY

Arghhh!!3 comments

DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: While trying to remember my age when the cashier asked me and fumbling through my wallet for a some … more →

37!!!2 comments

DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: So my parents had their 37th wedding anniversary yesterday.  I can’t even get the same chick t … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Stuff To Hear, Sam Cooke, She & Him, Zooey Deschanel, m. ward, Ducklings, Wedding Anniversary

Today kids, in geography class....Iceland.2 comments

DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: Sed Bello (11:20:02 AM): idk. i’d rather go to iceland Sed Bello (11:20:12 AM): and amsterdam … more →

I'd say this is about right.

DorcusMallorcus wrote 1 year ago: I kinda just thought this was funny.   The Dog’s Diary: 8:00 AM – Dog food! My favorite thing! … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, stuff that gets read, Dogs, Cats

Welcome to hell4 comments

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago:  This is the current view of my desk(I’m a model of pure organization).  Those are all case st … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Final Exams

Maybe I should start sending my thoughts to the times.

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: Commentary on the noticeable differences between american and british women……A MUST READ … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, british women, Truffles, Times

I'm probably gettin switches....but if your so inclined

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: Quick point to make and then on to the business at hand.  Am I the only one who gets annoyed by peop … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, christmas list, Vinyl, ATM foreign fee, titties

I thought this was funny.1 comment

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: I don’t particularly think like this.  I don’t have the time to be that snobby.  But its … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Music Snob

Words of Wisdom.

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: Whoever came up with the phrase,  Its easier to ask forgiveness than for permission.   I’d hav … more →

BattleBlog!!....I couldn't pass this up. 3 comments

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: So a friend of mine decided to post a list of things that a man should know…and apparently doe … more →

Tags: stuff that gets read, rules of attraction, male, fEMAIL, Flirting, pooping, Vagisil

It is what it is....We are not Creepy!?

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: Through many exhausting hours of research and experimentation, I have come to one seemingly obvious … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Gym, workour, Girl in Gym, Girl Workout, South Carolina, USC RUN Defense

Lumbies....damn

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: I just wanted to punch him in the head. I mean he may have forgotten I’m from Lumberton, but I … more →

Tags: Lumberton

Downfall of the youth of America.1 comment

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: I had this tidbit up on another blog a long time ago, but it came back up in a conversation today an … more →

Tags: Stuff To Hear, Youth, america, coddling, Little League

Playbook for the next one.

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: Even though I definately attend my share of weddings and engagement parties, I feel like an amateur … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Enagement

Fantasy Update - NFL ban on fluffers.

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: My entire fantasy team is being devastated by groin injurys.  What the hell is up with that.  You … more →

Tags: Stuff to See, Fantasy Football, groin, Pain

Its a little Slow today!?

DorcusMallorcus wrote 2 years ago: I always thought these two things were kind of humerous.  I would never wear them as t-shirts as Thr … more →

Tags: Threadless.com, Coconut Records, Haikus


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