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de Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome – Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. 274 more words

A Day About Me and You

Yesterday was my birthday!

I’ll wait a second until y’all finish singing “Happy Birthday” and sending your belated wishes.  (Cue music).

Aww, thanks, y’all.  That was really sweet and let’s not dwell on the fact you were a day late.   479 more words


Dear Soz

Dear Soz Satire

Ladies. When sending me a text enquiring about a locking nut on a BMW Mini Cooper, always ensure you check the auto correct function on your smart phone. 47 more words


Sibling Chatter

Boston: “Pierce, don’t go in the water, it’s not ours.

Pierce: “Aaaaahhhh!!”

Boston: “Pierce, the people will yell at us!”

Pierce: “Baaaa!!”

Boston: “Pierce, are you listening to me?!?!” 16 more words


No kidding today.....

Got an email from Amazon. I was informed that I’d be receiving a royalty check for sales of my Kindle Book – (there are no) Answers to the Mysteries… 25 more words