I know, Brian. Look, Iggy, it’s nice that you’re sitting on command –
“Yes! Yes, I am! What’s the problem now?“
Well, it’s just that – 292 more words
“Can I ask you something?”
Sure, Iggy, go ahead.
“Do you suppose dung beetles feel pride?”
“You know, like, do they get a huge bit of dung, roll it to wherever they bring it, and go, ‘Look at this killer hunk of dung I found all by myself, damn, I’m a kick-ass dung beetle’?” 197 more words