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Horror breaks the fifth wall2 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 1 week ago: B-Rated Why didn’t he know there were monsters in the closet, that the clown was evil from the … more →

Tags: Photography, Poetry, b rated, Góry, Horror, Movie, Myth, Scary

Beauty and the Priest

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 weeks ago: She’s read enough books like Angela’s ashes to guess how it’s supposed to go, but … more →

Tags: Photography, Poetry, beauty and the beast, church, confession, Disney, Fairy Tale, France, Myth

This is the Bible. This is the Bible on the scientific method. Any questions?4 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 3 weeks ago: Scientific method: Before the beginning, there was pretty much nothing. Except for God, who was prob … more →

Tags: Poetry, Science, Adam and Eve, Earth, Genesis, God, Humanity, Life, Milky Way

Vitruvian Man1 comment

Anansi the Poet wrote 3 weeks ago: I’ve fallen on hard times. It all started when I sold the shirt off my back to hack my DNA. To … more →

Tags: art 2, Poetry, Science, Art, Biology, "Da Vinci", Genetics, renaissance, Science

Letter retrieved from the instrumental section of the New York Philharmonic1 comment

Anansi the Poet wrote 3 weeks ago: Dear Mrs. Viol, I am Colonel Bassoon from the First Woodwinds division of the New York Philharmonic … more →

Tags: Music 2, Poetry, Beethoven, Classical, death, military, Music, Orchestra, Symphony

Shel Silverstein at a blood drive or, the veins of a giving tree

Anansi the Poet wrote 4 weeks ago: AB Positive It used to be that blood was cheap and cost less than energy drinks, but then it went an … more →

Tags: Photography, Poetry, Blood+, couplets, Giving Tree, leeches, Medicine, Meter, rhyme

Third rocky relationship from the sun; Earth Day 20131 comment

Anansi the Poet wrote 1 month ago: Polar In the morning she says she is thirsty, crying like a baby born in Hades (which isn’t un … more →

Tags: life 2, Poetry, Science, Earth, Earth Day, earth science, geologic time scale, Geology, Life

Adam and Eve in Space

Anansi the Poet wrote 1 month ago: When you are flying through the fireworks of different galaxies (not quite as fast as the speed of l … more →

Tags: art 2, Poetry, Adam and Eve, Bible, death star, Genesis, Roald Dahl, Space, star wars

Why life is a lot like Billy-Goating and not at all like chocolate4 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 1 month ago: The first time I crossed the bridge, I was only 6 or so years old. Thereabouts. It was around the ti … more →

Tags: Poetry, Travel, Childhood, Fairy Tale, Growing Up, Myth, pirates, Trolls

The Fairest of them All6 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 months ago: She carries a wicker picnic basket filled with apples smashed to sauce. They wet the checkerboard cl … more →

Tags: Photography, Poetry, Childhood, Disney, Evil, fable, Fairy Tale, KISS, Love

Big Bad Wolf on the Broken Prison System4 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 months ago: All the better to… Big Bad Wolf got out of the joint a changed man. He saw God in lockup one d … more →

Tags: Poetry, Photography, Fairy Tale, Big Bad Wolf, Myth, Grimm, fable, Little Red Riding Hood, Jail

How the Mars Astronauts will Entertain themselves in Space: joke-off!

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 months ago: Round 1: Captains log, star date sometime in 2013, day 78 of our voyage This may be a parsec too str … more →

Tags: Poetry, Science, Physics, Science, astronomy, Nerdist, Space, Mars, Astronauts

Curiosity: To Mars and beyond

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 months ago: People don’t receive stars often enough in their adult lives. It’s nice to be reminded s … more →

Tags: Poetry, Science, Life, Science, Chemistry, astronomy, Biology, Constellations, Stars

How to get kids interested in science1 comment

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 months ago: Code Green “I just heard from the president on our red emergency phone,” I explain, … more →

Tags: Poetry, School, Class, Students, Childhood, Science, School, Teaching, Middle School

Old but not spoiled: Board games

Anansi the Poet wrote 2 months ago: Games are growing up For real; an open-shut case, it all started in this little hotel on park place. … more →

Tags: Poetry, life 2, Childhood, Growing Up, Games, Nerdist, Play, aging

Suspend Your Disbelief and Write!2 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 3 months ago: Us writers are lot lot like magicians: We both use misdirection. We sometimes have inappropriate fac … more →

Tags: life 2, Writing #2, Magic, Class, writing, Character Development, Cambridge Writers Workshop, audience

monday morning blahs, blech.9 comments

sensuousamberville wrote 3 months ago: The sun slowly slips over the roof tops, glorious in its shiny brilliance. Chasing away the night dr … more →

Tags: Inspiration, Life, Poem, Weekend, Monday, Monday Blah, funny monday pictures, People + Humor, funny weekend pictures

God is a Gamer and Earth is his World of Warcraft1 comment

Anansi the Poet wrote 3 months ago: The Big Bang came from an angry teenager beginning a new campaign. Quantum physics was created in a … more →

Tags: Poetry, video games, Video Games, Gaming, Physics, astronomy, Nerdist, Religion, big bang

Run away from a hurricane straight into a relationship3 comments

Anansi the Poet wrote 3 months ago: Cupid is in the back of the bar again. Drinking. He shot the server who thought a baby needed an ID … more →

Tags: Poetry, Love 2, Love, eros, Online Dating, Greek, Social Media, CPID, Valentina's day


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